So, About That Rape

How’s that for clickbait?

On June 21, writer E. Jean Carroll publicized her new book on the website of New York magazine, saying that of all the “hideous” men who have mistreated her in life, Donald Trump was the worst, because “in the fall of 1995 or the spring of 1996″ they had a playful encounter in the Bergdorf’s department store that led to a fitting room where Trump forced himself on her, ” (thrusting) his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.” So a career writer in a major metropolitan magazine has just accused the President of the United States of rape. Or as we call it these days, “Friday.”

You notice I did not use the term “alleged rape.” Frankly, the fact behind the rumor is irrelevant.

I am frankly not sure that Carroll is credible. Her prose is flippant even now and very much so in describing the event. There are always certain questions that, rightly or wrongly, come up when a rape accusation is made many years after the fact, namely: Why now? Why did you wait so long? Carroll answers for herself: “Because I am a coward.” But also: ” I run the risk of making him more popular by revealing what he did.”

Over the course of the last week, a whole bunch of media types have been taking their own profession to task about how little attention they are allegedly giving this alleged event. The thread of discussion underlies that the subject is not really being neglected at all. The fact of the matter is that an accusation is simply an accusation without proof, and there is none. And if this were any other President with the likely exception of Bill Clinton, the accusation would provoke horror, or at the other extreme, laughter. The fact that this accusation is treated by many as no big deal is the real verdict: it IS no big deal. The fact of whether Donald Trump raped somebody is irrelevant to the point that most of us consider it likely that he could.

In common-law countries, an accused is always legally innocent until proven guilty. In the social arena, this is normally also the case. But that depends on the individual’s reputation, or social capital, which is earned or squandered by one’s deeds. And when the accused lies literally every day, has been under investigation or lawsuit for most of his life for his crooked business deals, is currently being investigated by Congress, has been married three times, was proven to have paid off two women in the 2016 campaign to not tell stories about their affairs with him, and actively cultivates the image of being a disgusting pig, we cannot be surprised that any charge against him, no matter how horrible, is believable. Especially since, as with the Daniels and McDougal affairs, the rumors usually turn out to be true.

It also doesn’t help that the accused reacted the way he did. Speaking to reporters, Trump prefaced his remarks with “I’ll say it with great respect” – like how he said “some” Mexicans are good people – ” Number one, she’s not my type.” The implication of course, being, “Now, if she was my type? Sure, I’d rape her.” This attitude does not exactly reinforce credibility.

Both legally and socially, the burden is on the party making an accusation against a target. If the target’s reputation was previously clean, the social burden may be too much to surmount. But if facts become clear, and they do not favor the accused, then the burden is on the accused, whether he is legally guilty of anything or not.

This is probably what Republicans realize when they defend Trump. He has no credibility, so they have to lend him theirs. The joke of course being that if the respectable cloth-coat Republicans still had credibility with their own base, they wouldn’t have nominated Trump. Such credibility they still have is with the mainstream media who see them as something other than the jeering redcaps at Trump rallies, who actually love him all the more the more transgressive he gets, like G.G. Allin with nuclear weapons. And yet, people are acting like there’s such a thing as shame. Republicans, who have traded in shaming their enemies for so long, refuse to acknowledge it now. All they have to do is deny. House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) said, “I know the president has said this is not true … yes I believe the president.” Mitt Romney said, “The president indicated that this did not occur and that’s I think his strongest point to make.” Yes. It WOULD be. Normally. Trump is not a rapist. In exactly the same way that O. J. Simpson is not a murderer.

And it is testimony to how broken and scared the Republicans are that they continue on this path, when they ought to know better. Of course, when your leader is accused of something horrible, and there’s no REAL proof of it, you deny it. But as so many people say, this is not normal. Or rather, abnormal is the new normal. And we should quit acting as though normal is normal. Why do Republicans keep going further and further out, putting their own credibility on the line? Of course there’s no evidence that Donald Trump could do such a thing. EXCEPT for everything we’ve found out about him since he ran for president, and everything that New York reporters had found out about him years before, but did not stress until he became a threat to their profession, and incidentally, the nation. But these guys continue to insist there’s no proof of what E. Jean Carroll is saying. Just like there was no proof of what Stormy Daniels was saying. Until there was. Just like there was no proof of the Karen McDougal story. Until there was.

There’s no proof that Trump was involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex crimes, either.

Just saying.

A friend of mine posted this liberal article on Facebook: The Trouble With Normal Is It Always Gets Worse. I agree with much of it, but argue with this part of the text, quoting another Lawyers, Guns & Money post:

Regardless of his supporters we have to keep talking about these rapes over and over and over because otherwise we accept the implicit framing that it’s somehow okay or that there’s some kind of non-legal statute of limitations on holding someone accountable for rape.

In other words we normalize it. We normalize rape. Rape.

That’s not okay. I understand that we live in a rape culture and that rape and sexual assault are to some degree already distressingly normal and normalized, but this is different. This is not hidden or glossed over or anything. It’s an open accusation, both credible and substantiated by what she said at the time, and consistent with over a dozen other accounts.

We need to keep talking about it. A lot. Because if we don’t we give the message that you can get a free pass on rape if you just…do it enough times that people get tired of hearing about it, or stonewall and lie about it no matter how obviously.

If I had a media platform I would consider calling him “Credibly accused rapist and president Donald Trump” on a regular basis.

Like it or not many people, including children, take their cues from ‘leaders.’ What message are we sending if we say “if you’re important enough it doesn’t matter if you rape someone, because holding you accountable is too inconvenient” on such a public scale. I understand that’s a message we send frequently in other situations but it’s one we must resist.

Trump cannot be allowed to get away with the moral equivalent of the Gish gallop. Not on this.”

But he IS getting away with it, because we will not normalize this. We are so desperate to say that things are okay, that we will not admit what’s in front of our eyes. Everyone wants to have it both ways, especially the Good Christians ™ of the Party of Trump, who want the benefits of political dominance without the social consequences that they were all screaming and yelling about when Bill Clinton was in charge.

The only way out is through.

All the professional Christians are going to have to embrace the consequences of their actions and admit that THEY FORCED THIS ON THE COUNTRY, Because Hillary and Because Abortion, and they want to do it again Because Trannies and Because Drag Queen Story Hour.

Everyone is going to have to normalize this. They are going to have to look themselves in the mirror and admit that Donald Trump is a squealing, shit-covered little piglet. That is not a value judgment. It is a fact. The value judgment is what the country is going to DO about it. The value judgment is where you look yourself in the mirror and decide that such a creature should or should not be President of the United States.

And if you’re okay with it, then the problem is not with Donald Trump.

Where is the problem? With the person in the mirror.

Game Over

And now our watch has ended.

Game of Thrones ended May 19, in a fashion that most people expected: After Queen Daenerys destroyed Kings’ Landing and further demonstrated her danger to the world in a speech to her troops, Tyrion publicly quit as her advisor and, in prison, advised Jon Snow to kill her off. Which Jon did. And as a compromise to the Unsullied (who took Dany’s death personally for some reason) Jon was exiled and the new King became Bran Stark, which a few people did expect. I’m not sure how many people expected Drogon to respond to Dany’s death by melting the Iron Throne, but there was certainly a point to it, as with the destruction of the One Ring: Power corrupts, and for the world to be healthy, the object of that power should be destroyed.

In that regard, there’s a whole lot of meta-text in the final episode. With the kings’ throne gone, Samwell Tarly observes that the aristocracy has brought things to this point, and actually proposes that decisions which affect everyone should be made by “everyone.” And the other nobles just laugh him down. I guess democracy is above the Social axiom of this cosm.

Tyrion then says that if nations are to have leadership, people are most motivated by stories, and tells the noble council that to create a leader that people will follow, the most compelling story is that of Bran “the Broken.” And again, this is agreed to because he’s actually a better alternative than Jon Snow or war with the Unsullied. And then as more meta-text, Ser Brienne actually gets to write the final chronicle of Jaime Lannister’s life, and the whole set of accounts is presented to the royal council as “A Song of Ice and Fire,” establishing that in some imaginary universe, the whole thing actually was completed in print.

And when it was all said and done, most of us in the audience thought it was … Odd? Dull? Anticlimactic?

Well, of course. The story is over because the conflict is over. And the conflict is over because the thoughtful, responsible people, like Sansa and Davos, got together and hammered out a system where they could work together. Arya doesn’t want to be involved in Westeros anymore, so she left it. Jon was never really cut out to be king, he certainly can’t be now, so he’s back up North with Ghost and the wildlings, where he’s- well, I wouldn’t call Jon Snow “happy,” but at least at home. Sansa always wanted to keep the North free, and she, once the most useless character in the series, used her will and negotiation to make it truly independent. And Bran is content to be a symbolic monarch for Westeros while Tyrion does the hands-on work. If people like this had been in charge in the first place, you wouldn’t have had all these wars and death.

People get addicted to drama. And by “drama” I don’t just mean a fantasy of castles and dragons. I mean the spectacle of watching emotional, dysfunctional people act out their issues, screw up their lives, and make the world more complicated than it has to be while making everybody else suffer in the process. A spectacle sometimes known as politics.

I get the impression that if the real world’s current crop of drama queens, inbred aristocrats and religious cultists kills itself off with its own stupidity, some people just won’t know what to do with themselves.

Joe-mentum!

Given that over a dozen Democrats had announced a 2020 presidential campaign before January, former Vice President Joe Biden took his time before considering his own run. Given his age (he would be even older than Donald Trump if elected, and Bernie Sanders would be even older) and his many, many political gaffes, not to mention actual policy mistakes, there would be a lot of reasons for him not to run and a lot of reasons to suspect he could lose to Trump even if he won the Democratic nomination. Yet he has decided to run, and with his name recognition, he is looking like the candidate to beat.

The political-media complex is not impressed, because as much as anybody else in the race, Biden, in all his Old Whiteness, is everything they think the political system doesn’t need. Just this week, Vox had an article entitled “Why so many Democrats are running for president” – sub-headed, “The epidemic of random white men running for president, explained” – and splashed it with a montage photo showing at least 11 candidates, five of whom are women and only three of whom are white men.

According to a Friday poll in The Hill, Biden is supported by 35 percent of likely Democratic primary voters, followed by Bernie Sanders at 18 percent – the only other Democrat to reach double digits in preference. In another poll, Biden actually leads Sanders among younger (under 30) black voters, 35 to 30 percent.

Which shows that for all the “progressive” obsession over intersectionality and people “of color”, most black people who do vote vote for Democrats, and usually mainstream Democrats, the same way that union people vote for Democrats and anti-abortion people vote for Republicans: Because they can’t afford to divide their focus. Just as anti-abortion people don’t waste their time with a Democratic party that is broadly pro-choice and prefer a Republican Party that caters to their position, even if they don’t necessarily agree with all Republican policies. Likewise even black voters who might count as conservative on some issues and disagree with Democrats know not to waste their time on a Republican Party that has no time for them, when it isn’t deliberately catering to racists. And they want to vote on the candidate they think will win. Whether that candidate is this week’s hip new flavor is less important than whether people outside the hip circle know and like them.

This also leads to another implication: That not everybody who opposes Trumpism is a “progressive.” Both leftists and “conservatives” have a vested interest in overstating the progressive influence on the mainstream Democratic Party, because “progressives” claim to speak for everybody and Republicans think that they can tar their opponents by association. But, especially as the Republicans purge anybody who isn’t increasingly ideological (read: Trumpnik) the majority of the country is not conservative, but it isn’t necessarily leftist, either. And in the system that the two parties have created, Democrats have to balance their self image as the “progressive” party with the practical reality of being the designated NotRepublican party. And if they want to win, they need to emphasize the factors that everyone, not just leftists, can agree with.

In this respect, the fact that Biden is “problematic” by the standards of the professionally offended is kind of a plus. When the Left kills its own initiatives and knife-fights itself to death with purity tests, you don’t have anything to worry about with Uncle Joe, because you know he’ll never pass a purity test. In fact, I’ve seen several commentators say words to the effect that Joe Biden is the Democrats’ version of Trump. And frankly, I think that’s what he’s counting on. I mean, Trump DID win, didn’t he? And he beat not only Clinton but a whole host of stuffed-shirt establishment Republicans who were always concerned about doing things the right way and presenting the right image and not making any mistakes. If Biden’s biggest problem is his gaffes, well, Trump has pretty much erased the idea that there’s any such thing as “too mistake-prone” to be president.

I’m just saying, if we HAVE to have an old, white politically incorrect doofus as President, why not the one who isn’t a racist Russian tool?

And as I’ve already said: Any Democratic candidate (well, except DeBlasio) would not only be a better president than Trump, they would be better than Hillary Clinton. Any one of them would have a more genuinely progressive record than Clinton. And if Biden doesn’t win, or if he does but he turns out to be too old to serve his term, voters have an excellent range of alternatives and if Biden does win, he has an excellent farm team of potential running mates and successors.

But given all the reasons for why a Biden campaign (or Administration) would not be the nightmare that “progressives” fear, I do want to mention one area where I agree that Biden is problematic.

Since I am a right-winger, I do not oppose the Party of Trump for the same reasons that “progressives” do. I do not think that capitalism is inherently evil, or that taxes and government are inherently good. And if it can’t be the Libertarians, I want at least SOME other party in this country besides the Democrats, because I do not want political ideas to be limited to a conflict between Corrupt Hack Democrats and Social Justice Warrior Democrats. The reason I hate the Party of Trump is because they threaten to marginalize any political viewpoint to the right of MSNBC. And that’s one area where I agree with “progressives.” We realize that the Republican Party has turned into a Snidely Whiplash cartoon of itself, which, far from promoting a smaller government, demands a more encompassing, less accountable and more oppressive government so that they can impose their social agenda on the majority of the population that opposes them, including non-progressives.

And it needs to be emphasized that this is what Republicans WANT. Against the wishes of the “donor class” and the other conservative intellects who know better, the base has taken over the operation. Rather than accepting abortion as a rally-the-base campaign issue that is never going to be seriously dealt with after election year, they are now demanding outright abortion bans to directly challenge Roe v. Wade. Rather than simply using Iran as a rhetorical punching bag to bolster their patriotic credentials, they’re gearing up for war with a country that is far more organized (and far larger, and far more mountainous) than Iraq. Because after a generation of Rush Limbaugh and Fox News, conservative intellect has taken a backseat to grievance media and “owning.”

It matters that someone like Trump is the leader of the Republican Party. However evil someone like Mitch McConnell may be, even he didn’t have the brass to outright destroy political norms the way Trump did. But the fact of the matter is, Trump could not have done that without the Party backing him up. Before Trump, this was the same party that primaried out anti-abortion conservative Senator Bob Bennett in Utah, in favor of “Tea Party” conservative Mike Lee. This was the party that frequently railed against anti-abortion conservative war hero John McCain as a “RINO.” Donald Trump did not run for President in 2000, and he did not support Pat Buchanan in 2000, because Buchanan was endorsed by David Duke. Because then both Trump and the Republican Party knew better. Even in 2016, Trump was at least capable of entertaining ideas that would have been Republican heresy (like healthcare reform and gay tolerance). But since inauguration, all those big ideas dissolved, along with the idea that Republicans had an alternative to the ACA, or an infrastructure plan, or even a plan for a Wall. The Trump Administration in practice has been the worst of all worlds: all of Trump’s stupid ideas (like a government shutdown that senior Republicans didn’t want, and tariffs that businesses don’t want) and various federal initiatives for the Paul Ryan wing of the party, not to mention priority shifts in Washington and state legislation to slake the fundamentalist/Mike Pence wing of the party.

Now, since Republicans are basically pack animals, they will follow the leader whether that leader is Trump or Mitt Romney. But it matters what standard that leader sets. And Trump’s standard is to act like laws, norms and reality itself simply don’t apply to him. And Republicans – including those who would otherwise not be Trumpniks – go along with this because this gets them the policies that they want, which would really not be possible under a Bush or a Romney or any other cloth-coat Republican who believes that reality is a thing that exists. And since their White Trash Savior seems to be invincible, any Republicans who would have moral qualms about this know that they’ll be curbstomped out of the primaries if they dare to sass the Leader, so they go along too.

But again, the sane people were getting purged even before Trump showed up. The idea that there is more than one legitimate party was getting purged at least as early as Newt Gingrich, and we are now seeing the full results of that attitude. As I and many others have said, many times and many ways, Trump is not the aberration in the Republican Party. He is the norm. He is just the first one who’s willing to admit it. And again, given his heterodoxy on a few issues, I could argue that the Party has influenced Trump more than the other way around.

And the problem with Joe Biden’s premise, as most recently expressed in his May 18 campaign announcement, is the idea that we can have unity and harmony when the Democrats have always campaigned on that concept, and the reason we don’t have unity is because Republicans don’t want it, because it doesn’t work for them. Unity and harmony requires keeping Republicans in power as though they believed in shared responsibility, when they shirk responsibility and only seek power for ulterior motives.

Just this week, black activist Bree Newsome Bass tweeted, “Please ask yourselves why Democratic leadership is committed to telling you how horrible Trump is as a way of raising money for themselves but aren’t committed to actually exercising their power to stop him.”

Why? Maybe it’s the same reason that Democrats pitched a screaming fit over the Electoral College in 2000 but didn’t do anything on the state level in the 16 years between Bush’s election and Trump’s election, or do anything on the federal level when they had the White House and both houses of Congress. Maybe it’s the same reason that Democrats heard Mitch McConnell say he wanted Barack Obama to be a one-term president and then didn’t organize their party to keep Congress and go after McConnell’s seat. Maybe it’s the same reason that they told everyone how horrible Republicans would be for labor, and didn’t concentrate on the Rust Belt states in 2016.

Why do Democrats tell the rest of us that Republicans are horrible in order to raise money for themselves without actually trying to take the Republican majority down? Because that’s what Democrats DO.

You guys are just figuring this out?

It is not libertarians and “progressives” who need to be convinced that the two sides are not the same. IT’S THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Because while they’ve been waving the bloody shirts to raise funds to support the lifestyle of the political class, telling voters that Republicans are an existential threat to the American way of life, Republicans DO think that Democrats are a threat to the American way of life, and that is why they are doing everything in their power to keep Democrats from having any influence on government ever again.

The strength of Joe Biden as a candidate is the implicit promise that once he’s elected president, things will get back to where they were before. But that is also his real weakness.

Endgame of Thrones

So… just as every other Game of Thrones this season has inspired a lot of bitching and gnashing of teeth from armchair critics and online pundits, “The Bells”, which aired May 12 – Mother’s Day – caused intense shock in people who saw Daenerys Targaryen, the last rightful heir of her dynasty (sorta) face the usurper queen Cersei Lannister in the capital city of Kings’ Landing, after Cersei captured and executed Dany’s oldest and dearest friend, Missandei. And while cooler heads conspired to negotiate the surrender of the city, Daenerys responded by having her dragon breathe fire at everyone in the city between her and Cersei, potentially around a million people. The shock was that Daenerys, who was up to a certain point being presented as an enlightened monarch and legitimate protagonist, was “suddenly” being made out to be horrible, even though most of the reason that her dynasty was overthrown was that her forebears were about as psycho. The surprise to me is that anyone else was surprised.

Especially given how many of the left-wing media types who loved Dany’s portrayal as a feminist survivor of trauma had also pointed out that she is also a “White Savior” archetype who presented herself as a liberator of dark-skinned slave peoples (‘Breaker of Chains’) and has swarthy-skinned warriors as her cannon fodder despite coming from a pale family line that is so purebred it often resorted to incest. (The ‘White Savior’ critique is of course a PC/Social Justice complaint, but that doesn’t automatically make it invalid.)

The fact is that Game of Thrones has a repeated pattern. Every time Cersei or another central character does something rotten, some other character (like Ramsay Bolton) comes along to make Cersei look tolerable.

What this demonstrates is that one consistent premise of Game of Thrones is that there are no good guys, or more precisely that the less dickishness one possesses the less competent one is to survive in that setting, arguably in any other setting. The best you can hope for in a government is a sort of Machiavellian pragmatism where the ruler is just foresighted enough to govern in the common interest, if only to stop public revolt, but also ruthless enough to survive all the power-gaming. The problem is that anybody who does know what it takes to survive the cutthroat environment, like Cersei, is the kind of person who risks public revolt, while the people who one would think have that pragmatic medium (like Tyrion and Daenerys) either become moral and ineffectual (like Jon Snow) or catastrophically sadistic (like Ramsay).

But given the grand fantasy elements, the real-world implications of such an outlook weren’t made obvious until 30 minutes after the episode, when HBO showed the season (and series) finale of Veep, the Julia-Louis Dreyfus vehicle in which she plays Vice-President briefly turned President Selina Meyer. The characters in Veep are if possible even more vicious and cynical than the ones on GoT, although the dialogue is brightened by lines such as “your proposal is as welcome as a Sriracha enema.” In this season, Meyer is trying to get elected president (after losing the last election from a tie-breaker vote in the Senate) against the popular female incumbent who succeeded her, going through a series of increasingly ugly deals to win primaries, until the show, like Game of Thrones, runs the clock on itself and crams all the craziness in before the deadline. In the finale, the primary race gets to the party convention, where once again everything is hopelessly deadlocked between competitors and everyone has to engage in old-style backroom deals to pledge voters. In less than 29 minutes real time, Selina maneuvers herself into getting the nomination through a set of compromises, up to drafting as her running mate Jonah Ryan, whom everyone hates (except possibly his wife) and who hates math because it was “invented by Muslims.” The show then forwards many years to Selina’s death “at the age of 77, 78, or possibly 79.” Her funeral coverage goes over her limited but substantial achievements, like permanently banning gay marriage (at the behest of a fundamentalist, homophobic Christian who’s ‘so gay, he’s like Sam Rayburn gay’) and temporarily securing independence for Tibet (reversed by China as a deal where they gave Meyer campaign support and election interference). As the coverage winds down, the news anchor has to end his planned eulogy for Selina to announce that Tom Hanks has also died.

This is simply a more absurd, prosaic restatement of the theme it took “The Bells” 80 minutes to get across. Veep deliberately avoids commenting on the real political parties of the United States (to the point that they never mention what Selina’s party is) but it’s made clear that one doesn’t have to be a male conservative to be a raging asshole. Nor is it necessary to have supernatural powers. Although I’m pretty fucking sure that if Selina Meyer had had her own pet dragon, the entire DC Beltway area would be a smoking mountain of rubble and ash, and it would deserve it a lot more than Kings’ Landing.

REVIEW: Avengers: Endgame

“I have often said that if knowing what happens actually spoils a movie, that movie probably sucks.”

-Robert Bridson

The only real spoiler I got from Avengers: Endgame before seeing it was a very minor but very telling one: There are no after-credits scenes.

Quite a few non-Marvel movies had scenes during or after the credits, including of course Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. But it wasn’t until Nick Fury showed up at Tony Stark’s house at the very end of Iron Man to discuss “the Avengers Initiative” that the idea became a running premise, linking together the various movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and teasing the next one in the series. The fact that such a scene doesn’t happen this time only emphasizes that while there will of course be other Marvel projects, for the Avengers story arc, this is it.

Finality is the main theme of this movie. More than once, Thanos says, “I am inevitable.” Thanos, of course, is taken from Thanatos, the Greek word for death. In the original Marvel Comics, Jim Starlin’s Thanos was romantically obsessed with Death (since Death is a personality in Marvel Comics). In the more “realistic” movies, this obsession was turned into a Malthusian sociology. In Infinity War, Thanos told everyone that the populations he decimated (or rather, bisected) before getting the Infinity Gauntlet were happier and better off for his work. That is clearly not the case after the “snap.” On Earth, world governments have collapsed and cities are hollowed out, with sullen, scattered survivors. The cosmic hero Captain Marvel has her hands full dealing with similar crises on other worlds. But then Scott Lang (Ant-Man) returns from the Quantum Realm and discusses a way to reverse the events, in what he calls a “time heist.” And while some deaths are unavoidable, there are a lot of appearances from almost every other Marvel movie up to this point (although in some cases these characters appear VERY briefly) and this leads to some happy reunions, demonstrating to Scott’s surprise, time travel doesn’t work like in Back To The Future, Bill & Ted, or any other examples of time travel, which, like in this movie, are entirely fictional and speculative, because time travel isn’t real.

After the movie, my best friend and I briefly discussed it and he said that the premise created plot holes big enough to drive a truck through. And I start to think about them more and more.

Like….

…..

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If Endgame was five years after Infinity War, and the Avengers brought back all the people who got ‘snapped’ without going backwards in time, why is Peter Parker still in high school with Ned?

And….

We all know who guards the Soul Stone, right? So what happened when Steve had to give it back?

But again, the result creates a true narrative finality- as with The Long Night at Winterfell, the casualty count of principal characters was very light, though the losses were a lot more substantial. But most characters had at least a satisfying ending, and one in particular had the happy ending that should have happened all along. And instead of an after-credits scene we got a big production ending with each of the original Avengers actors pictured with their autographs on the screen.

I can’t help but think that the producers were inspired by the final scene of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, where the senior crew of the Enterprise have just returned to the ship after stopping a military conspiracy and saving the galaxy from a general war – only to be given orders to turn the Enterprise in to be decommissioned. And Captain Kirk- like Tony Stark, an example of Peter Pan masculinity if ever there was one- just said “second star to the right, and straight on til morning.” And the Enterprise sailed toward the nearest star and disappeared into the light. And the screen showed the autographs of the seven principals of the original cast, one by one.

And that was indeed the last time that all seven members of the original cast appeared in the same movie together.

RIP The Avengers

They Saved The World

A Lot

Going For Seconds on Mueller Time

“This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked.”

– Donald Trump, quoted after hearing about the appointment of Special Counsel Robert Mueller

So: it’s been a little less than a month since Robert Mueller submitted his investigation on the Trump team to Attorney General William Barr, at which point Barr presented a suspect summary that immediately drew attention to itself. Since then Barr appeared at an April 9 Congressional hearing where he said “spying did occur” on the Trump campaign.

And then on Thursday he felt the need to preface the official release of the actual report with a press conference where he invoked the calming mantra of “No Collusion” and actually said Trump’s actions were understandable in that he felt “frustrated and angered by a sincere belief that the investigation was undermining his presidency” – prompting even Chris Wallace at Fox News to say that “the attorney general seemed almost to be acting as the counselor for the defense, the counselor for the president rather than the attorney general”.

Why is Barr going to such lengths to stand up for Trump in the face of the Mueller Report? Well, Trump needs all the help he can get.

As promised by Barr’s summary, the Mueller Report is over 400 pages and consists of two parts, the first being the subject of whether candidate Trump conspired with the Russian government to influence the 2016 presidential election. On that score, while even Barr asserts that Russia did work to influence the election, and the Mueller Report goes into great detail on exactly what methods they used, they conclude that no direct coordination took place. So, Russian ops (a group called the IRA) “represented themselves as U.S. persons to communicate with members of the Trump Campaign” and that isn’t coordination because the Trump team could claim deniability. “Trump Campaign affiliates promoted dozens of tweets, posts and other political content created by the IRA” and that isn’t coordination. “Less than an hour after the (Access Hollywood) video’s publication, WikiLeaks released the first set of emails stolen by the GRU (Russian military intelligence) from the account of Clinton Campaign chairman John Podesta” but that’s just a coincidence.

Legally prosecutors might not have met a beyond-reasonable-doubt standard, but to say that all the various efforts of the Trump campaign to get help from the Russian government were not deliberate or intentional is to stretch coincidence to the point that a Storyteller in Mage: The Ascension would slap Trump with an automatic Paradox Backlash and at least one Flaw.

(OK. Most of you didn’t get that. But the two or three people who did thought it was really funny.)


The second section is the kicker. The second subject of the report concerns whether Trump as president obstructed justice in the investigation of the first matter, Russian efforts to tilt the election.

Because if Trump simply happened to benefit from the fact that Vladimir Putin preferred him as president to Hillary Clinton, and that was the extent of their alignment, he could have left it at that. But once president, he continued to change foreign policy towards Russia even as Cabinet members, notably National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, turned out to have Russian ties. The fact that existing FBI investigations on the 2016 campaign continued into the Trump Administration concerned Trump, and he demanded that the serving FBI chief, James Comey, “lift the cloud” that he felt was interfering with his ability to act on foreign policy. When Comey refused to explicitly do so, Trump got Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to write an opinion firing Comey specifying that the termination had nothing to do with the Russia investigation, only for them to see Trump tell NBC’s Lester Holt (on May 11, 2017) that the reason for the firing was over the Russia investigation. (Five days after being played by Trump, Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller as special counsel on the investigation, which is probably just another coincidence.) Among other things, Mueller cites Trump’s remarks and actions concerning Comey’s firing as having “the potential to affect a successor director’s conduct of the investigation.” The report cites Trump’s efforts to remove the special counsel from the investigation, telling Jeff Sessions “you were supposed to protect me” and when Sessions gave him a resignation letter, Trump did not accept the resignation at the time but kept the letter for several days, which then-Chief of Staff Reince Preibus told investigators was like having a “shock collar” on the Attorney General. When Flynn decided to cooperate with the investigation, Trump’s personal counsel asked Flynn to provide a “heads up” in case “there’s information that implicates the President”. At least one case of conduct towards a witness is redacted as “Harm to Ongoing Matter.” Trump’s first campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, was convicted on several charges, including witness tampering, after he broke the terms of his plea deal with the investigation.

During the investigation, Trump submitted to only written interview responses to questions on Russia-related topics. He refused to interview at all on the subject of obstruction or his actions during the presidential transition.

In the introductory portions of Section II, Mueller’s report is clear: “Under applicable Supreme Court precedent, the Constitution does not categorically and permanently immunize a President for obstructing justice through the use of his Article II powers” and: “The conclusion that Congress may apply the obstruction laws to the President’s corrupt exercise of the powers of office accords with our constitutional system of checks and balances and the principle that no person is above the law.”

And in the Conclusion, we get the full context of the quote that Barr’s summary made unnecessarily mysterious. Barr quoted Mueller as saying, “while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.” Many readers, including me, thought that this snippet revealed much by what it did not reveal. Under the presumption of innocence, why is there a need to specify whether an individual is exonerated? This is the actual paragraph, emphasis mine:

“Because we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment, we did not draw ultimate conclusions about the President’s conduct. The evidence we obtained presents difficult issues that would need to be resolved if we were making a traditional prosecutorial judgment. At the same time, if we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.”

Again: it was not Robert Mueller’s job to indict Trump. It wasn’t even the Attorney General’s job. The job of the Justice Department was to present the evidence of Trump’s activities so that Congress could make a proper judgment on whether to impeach the president, which is their responsibility. Contra some liberals, my problem with William Barr is not that he didn’t indict the president. It’s that he has done everything in his power to muddy the waters and stop Congress from making a proper judgment, not least by taking a Mueller conclusion of “we can’t prove that the president obstructed justice because his team eliminated trails of evidence” and presenting it to the public as “he’s totally clean, guys, No Collusion (TM), nothing to see here.”

Needless to say, “We Don’t Want The DOJ To Indict the President Over Shady Stuff That Would Get Anyone Else, Including Bill Clinton, In Front of a Grand Jury” isn’t as snappy as “No Collusion.”

But that isn’t the worst of it.

It doesn’t matter how corrupt or conscientious the Attorney General is when the real problem is that you have a full half of the political system, which represents somewhat less than half the population, openly declaring war against not only the Democratic Party but anybody who doesn’t agree with them all the time. This is of course, not just a matter of Trump, however noxious he is an an individual. It was a matter of Mitch McConnell refusing to even allow a vote on Merrick Garland’s appointment to the Supreme Court, effectively creating an extra-Constitutional precedent that stretches “advise and consent” to the width of a subatomic particle. It has to do with the attempts of various “conservatives” to get around established legal precedent. It has to do with them using their lame-duck time in state government passing last-minute legislation to neuter citizen initiatives and stop Democrats from passing laws when the Republicans in said states were thrown out precisely because voters wanted someone else in charge. And even the Republicans who are not moronic, racist and fascist are still willing to go along with all this, which only serves the actual morons, racists and fascists.

And yet, the Democrats’ House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer, told reporters after the release of the Mueller report that impeaching Trump was “not worthwhileespecially since there is going to be an election on Trump next year. And realistically, what it comes down to is that pretty much every Republican in the Senate will vote against removing the president, so the House may as well not try. But THAT’s the issue that needs to be addressed. It never was about Trump. It was about a party that is so power-hungry and desperate that it will even accept a Trump as leader and do anything they can to keep him in charge.

And Democrats will not confront that issue because that would require them to abandon this fantasy that once they win another presidential election, American politics will get back to “normal.” Right. Because once Barack Obama defeated John McCain, the Republicans all sobered up.

Why are these guys not ratcheting up the fight? It’s not just because they’re afraid of losing impeachment in the Senate. It’s because the best and worst tradition of Washington is the bipartisan professional camraderie of the political class, and even though the “bipartisan” part is something of a joke now, Democrats still want to believe in the old sense of courtesy even if Republicans have effectively abandoned it. (This is another reason the old-time Democrats are cool towards Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib and the other ‘democratic socialists’, because they ran for office after growing up and watching the results of Washington in action, and they didn’t come to be nice and play around.)

There’s also the very relevant point that expecting the president to follow “the rule of law” rather than the precedent of an ever-more-powerful executive would put limits on the president’s power, regardless of which party he or she is in. Both parties crave the powers of the executive more than they fear what the other party would do with them.

But again, Democrats are still under the illusion that there’s a cycle of power-sharing in which they’ll get to turn things around if they wait their turn. These guys have partnered for so long with Republicans in killing any competition for the duopoly racket that they still aren’t willing to grasp that the Republicans are effectively turning them into a “third” party.

And one of the reasons Democrats can’t correct course is because their mindset has mostly worked for them. The strength of Democrats up to this point has been their ability to present their position as not only the “normal” position, but as the only respectable one. And they say, “let’s be sane. Let’s be sensible. Let’s all play by the rules and be normal.” And whatever you might think of Republicans, at least they had the guts to walk up to Democrats and go, “you know, we don’t like your rules, and we don’t think your position is ‘normal.’ So here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re just gonna throw all your rules in the air and ignore them like they didn’t exist, cause on paper, they really don’t. And we’re gonna make up our own rules as we go along. And we’re gonna call that the new ‘normal.’ So, how d’ya like them apples?”

Cause the response from the political establishment so far has been, “well, okay, as long as there’s a normal.”

Anybody who’s ever had to deal with a toxic relationship or a professional sociopath knows how this works. The aggressor basically tries to Stockholm-Syndrome you into accepting their predations as not only “normal” but good, and since they know how much you crave stability and calm, they stir things up and make a mess and terrorize you into succumbing to their demands. “Just give me what I want and everything goes back to normal. Just do what I tell you and then I’ll leave you alone.” (Until the next time they want you to enable them.)

I mean, if you’re not an illegal alien, a trans person in the military, or living in Yemen, none of this stuff Trump does affects YOU, right?
Unless of course it does. But if you’re not a Republican, you don’t count.

I’m just saying, that if liberals are going to keep chanting, “this is not normal,” then maybe they should ACT like it.

That doesn’t mean they should scream and cry and riot, or do anything un-Constitutional. It means they act according to the law, but they also act according to the stakes. If Capone puts one of yours in the hospital, you put two of his in the morgue. And rhetorically speaking, the next year or so leading up to the election presents a great opportunity to do that.

After all, if Mueller and his Crazy Democrat Trump Haters got nothing on Trump, if Trump had nothing to hide, and if the last time the opposition party impeached a president, they got shellacked at their next midterm election, why NOT push for impeachment, just to get it over with? Why was Barr trying so hard to spin this as being less than it was, if it was really nothing at all? If Trump’s got nothing to worry about, because all the Senate Republicans will take his side and put a cloud on the Democrats by giving Trump the win, why not call the Democrats’ bluff?

Because it’s really the Republicans who are bluffing.

Whereas in the 2018 midterms, Democrats had to defend 23 Senate seats and the Republicans only had to defend 9, in 2020, Republicans will be defending 22 seats and Democrats 12. Even though the Republicans had a net gain of Senate seats in 2018, the factors that favored them in 2018 – the staggered schedule of elections and the much tighter margin in a chamber of 100 versus the 435 in the House – now work against them. In the unlikely event that Democrats win seats while Trump wins election, Democrats will need a net gain of four seats to get the majority. If a Democrat is elected Vice President (and their Vice President is able to break ties) their party will only need three more seats for a majority.

And Republicans – certainly Mitch McConnell – know that they need the Senate as much as they need the White House, if not more so. That’s pretty much how they kept their party alive and kicking when Obama was president. They’ve been this shameless this long because as long as Trump is more asset than liability, they have no reason to abandon him. So he has to be made a liability. If, as strict evidence suggests, Trump merely benefited from Russian election interference without directing it, but he did and continues to work against any investigations of Russian activity in the US and elsewhere, past and present, then whatever one thinks about the 2016 election, Trump’s current conduct is a national security issue. And if Republicans are going to wrap themselves in the flag and defend “our” president against impeachment, it has to be emphasized that they are doing so in the face of that national security threat. If they want to make impeachment an issue against Democrats – and they will whether Democrats want to impeach or not – then Democrats need to make the Republican posture an issue against them. Make it clear: If you vote for a Republican for the Senate (or any other office) you are choosing Trump over your country. Make it clear that all the crazy evil that is happening to this country is only because the Republican Party – very specifically, the Republicans in the Senate – want Donald Trump to stay where he is. And make it clear to politicians and voters that the very same people who defend Trump now are the very same people who said, correctly, 20 years ago that a womanizing pathological liar and real estate cheat was morally unfit to be the president, and it is now time for those people to either live by their words or eat them.

If Republicans want Donald Trump so damn bad, make them OWN him.

No more of the Good Christians fretting and posturing that of course they want a godly president, but they’ll give King Cyrus a “mulligan.” Make them admit that Trump IS what they want because he is what they wanted years before he actually ran for office. Make them take responsibility for their mindset, of which Trump is merely the most obvious example. Of course, neither he nor they want to take responsibility for anything, so Republicans in the Senate will have to make a choice: Do they love Trump more than their own jobs?

I think we all know how they’ll answer that question, but forcing them to actually answer it in public will force them, and the Democrats, to acknowledge the stakes.

But, I could be wrong. Maybe Trump knows more than I do. He’s gotten away with everything so far. So given that the discussion of impeachment is inevitable, and he seemed to think that making himself the focus was how he saved the Senate (even as he lost the House) maybe forcing impeachment is how Republicans achieve victory. In fact, I’ve even got a re-election slogan picked out for him:

Trump 2020: Because You Can’t Spell “Impeachment” Without ‘Peach’

Buttigieg!

Among the over a dozen folks who have announced themselves as candidates for president in the Democratic Party race, one who’s been getting a lot of attention is centrist Pete Buttigieg, the well-regarded “Mayor Pete” of South Bend, Indiana. Having launched an exploratory committee in January, Buttigieg announced a fundraising total of 7 million dollars by April. This was followed up by a CNN town hall event in which Buttigieg’s performance impressed a lot of people, leading to greater press coverage and favorable attention.

This has led to consternation in some quarters. Paste Magazine writer Jacob Weindling, a self-declared socialist, wrote an article last week on the subject that “Pete Buttigieg Is Not a Progressive.” In the lead paragraph, Weindling lays out his thesis: “The word “progressive,” means something. It’s not just the basic definition of moving progress forward, but it is a political ideology that stands opposed to the tenets of the ideology of liberalism. Liberalism approaches politics from the standpoint that the capitalism-based status quo is worth preserving, and policy focus should be on fixing its deficiencies around the edges. Progressivism takes the attitude that the status quo is the problem, and the only solution is to get rid of the system perpetuating the unsustainable status quo. “

But that just gets to the point. I am NOT a “progressive.” I am not a Socialist. I am a conservative in the sense that I want to preserve the American system of government. I am a libertarian in the sense that I believe in The Law of Unintended Consequences, and in the sense of Thomas Jefferson: “That government is best which governs least” and what someone else believes “neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.” In other words I am what Jefferson and F.A. Hayek would call a liberal.

But if “conservatism” has degenerated into the power-worship of wannabe fascists, the term liberalism has been co-opted by what would properly be regarded as social democracy in Western Europe. And really, it has even less to do with that than what Weindling describes as “the attitude that the status quo is the problem” because when American leftists talk about how (say) national health care is a radical leftist position here but a mainstream position in Europe, they elide the point that a social safety net IS a mainstream position in Europe – which in some cases has conservative roots. This model is certainly more redistributionist than how things are done in America, and thus problematic to the Right, but it is not “socialist” in the Leninist or even anarchist sense, because it does not result in the workers seizing the means of production – at best, workers’ parties seize control of the government and it redistributes the profits of business. The point is, you can’t redistribute capital if there is no capital to redistribute. European systems preserve the “status quo” that actual socialists wish to destroy because you can’t have all the things they say are good about socialism without a capitalist system to finance them.

To say nothing of the other issue with “progressivism”, a term I normally use only in quotes. The progressive movement is so devoted to its own analytic concept of “justice as fairness” that it disregards the context of things, such as, that not everybody regards the leftist position as self-evidently good, that not everybody agrees with the current fashions of gender theory, the demand for reparations, socialist economics, and so forth, and that even those who are moderate and tolerant will eventually be alienated by a movement that demands everything go its way. The words of Hayek are relevant here: “To live and work successfully with others requires more than faithfulness to one’s concrete aims. It requires an intellectual commitment to a type of order in which, even on issues which to one are fundamental, others are allowed to pursue different ends. It is for this reason that to the liberal neither moral nor religious ideals are proper objects of coercion, while both conservatives and socialists recognize no such limits. I sometimes feel that the most conspicuous attribute of liberalism that distinguishes it as much from conservatism as from socialism is the view that moral beliefs concerning matters of conduct which do not directly interfere with the protected sphere of other persons do not justify coercion. This may also explain why it seems to be so much easier for the repentant socialist to find a new spiritual home in the conservative fold than in the liberal.”

Because the Left has that illiberal, fundamentally anti-American dark side – however sublimated it appears in comparison with right-wing lunacy – Republicans can still try to make hay out of how “socialist” the new generation of Democrats are. It’s just that that party has staked its future, and the world’s future, on the risk that their precious little boy will literally shit himself on national TV, which he figuratively did this week.

By contrast to Weidling, Andrew Sullivan had a Friday column in nymag.com that presented Buttigieg in a more positive light. Sullivan being Sullivan, he frets that any candidate who cannot address the immigration issue will lose to Trump, but he thinks that Buttigieg seems to be the most likely to support e-verification and a path to citizenship as opposed to effectively open borders. He also appreciates his demographics (‘my gay hack for pronouncing his name is to think of him as a ‘booty judge.’) and sees his political career so far as proof, like Obama’s, that “in America, we can still unite in a more humane consensus.” This is perhaps better explained in an earlier New York article by Ed Kilgore, “Without a Plausible ‘Theory of Change,’ Progressive Ideas Are Just Fantasies.” This piece in turn analyzed the interview that Buttigieg did with Ezra Klein at Vox, quoting Buttigieg as saying that the central lesson of Barack Obama’s presidency is that “any decisions that are based on an assumption of good faith by Republicans in the Senate will be defeated.”

This just gets to the point that the two-party process has reached its limit of absurdity as Republicans in particular campaign only on negative terms and in office can only act to stymie Democratic initiatives. Even if some Republicans knew better, they don’t want to be part of a process where a Democrat president could take credit for the results, and they certainly don’t want to be primaried out of office by people who think that Rush Limbaugh is a pinko. Now, I didn’t always agree with Obama, but I think he was temperamentally the sort of president I could get behind. It’s just that the Republican Party had already decided on its radical course by the time of Bill Clinton’s impeachment, and they were going to oppose Obama for being a Democrat even if he wasn’t young and black (though obviously that didn’t help). I argued that Obama’s (generically) conservative temperament was good on the whole but left him unable to challenge his enemies even when it was clear that they wanted to destroy everything he supported. In his article, Kilgore says that the most important matter for the next president is not so much what a candidate wants to do as how they plan to do it, pointing out that Buttigieg, for one, would endorse “process” changes like eliminating the Electoral College and the Senate filibuster so that the results of the popular vote are better expressed in action, whereas the “radical progressive” Bernie Sanders would keep both institutions as they are, and thus be less likely to succeed in a country where Republicans have any support at all. The articles on Buttigieg aren’t very clear on exactly how he would enact these changes, since they would require both houses of Congress, but he is at least trying to size up the issue when Obama didn’t even seem to recognize it.

The fact that Buttigieg is gay and married to a man is by now incidential to most people, and obviously doesn’t give him extra weight with “progressives,” even as it would drive most “conservatives” up a wall. In that, Buttigieg resembles Obama, since most people didn’t care about his race, “progressives” still found reason to criticize him even though he was the first black president, but the conservative faction was driven literally insane by his very existence. What this really comes down to is not that the country is becoming “polarized” or skewing to the Left. Again, liberals: most of the country doesn’t agree with you, either. If you’ve now come to believe that a financially corrupt poon hound is unfit to be president, and that his presence in the office coarsens the culture, maybe you now realize that the conservatives were right about Clinton then. It’s just that since 1998, conservatives took the wrong lesson from that. Now they’ve come to believe that since power justifies everything, everything is justified for the sake of power. And if the rest of the country seems to be going more Left, it’s only because the Right is already radicalized and cannot be dealt with in good faith.

The other thing is that the setting is different than the 2016 election. Whereas the Democrats’ position in 2016 was “you’ll get meatloaf again, and like it” now you have the opposite problem where voters have a surfeit of choices. And in this case, every Democrat currently running in 2016, possibly including Joe Biden, could be nitpicked to death by “progressive” purists. But every one of them, including Biden, has a more actually progressive policy record than Hillary Clinton, and any one of them arguably has a better resume.

So Pete Buttigieg isn’t a progressive. Who cares? And why should anyone care if Joe Biden apologizes for being handsy? When the orange toadstool in the White House actually brags about how awful he is? Most of my social media friends don’t talk about Biden’s reputation with women, or Cory Booker’s history with Big Pharma, or Amy Klobuchar’s treatment of staff. They ask, “is this person better than Trump? And could they beat Trump?” The first goes without saying, the second has to be determined.

To reiterate: I’m not a Democrat. I am not a liberal in the American sense of the term, because I am not a “progressive.” So I don’t think I am going to change my Libertarian registration to vote in the Democratic caucus/primary round, because any one of these people not only would be better than Trump, more to the point they would be a better president than Hillary Clinton, and would be more likely to run a better campaign than Hillary Clinton. Ironically that’s why I gave up my principles and temporarily joined the Democratic Party in 2016, specifically to vote for Bernie Sanders, because if the binary thinkers are right in assuming that a third-party candidate can’t win, and the non-Democratic candidate was A, Republican, and B, Trump, that made it imperative that the Democrats nominated someone who could deal with Trump, and Hillary wasn’t it. If anything my resentment of Hillary was based on the suspicion in the back of my mind that Bill and Hillary’s old friend Trump was coached to be an anti-Hillary “straight out of Central Casting” to rally her feminist base and discredit the Republicans once and for all. What she didn’t anticipate is that Trump got more attention and praise than he deserved precisely because he was the anti-Hillary and could present himself as the opposite of what everyone hated about her. If Sanders had been nominated, that wouldn’t have guaranteed he’d win, but he would have had the populist credentials to compete with Trump on that level and would not have had the baggage that Hillary had and that Trump took so much advantage of. The other point in this coming election is that Trump no longer has the advantage of asking “what have you got to lose?” After two years of seeing what he’s actually like with power, a lot of people know exactly what they have to lose, and if all Trump had to do was present himself as the opposite of Hillary, it doesn’t matter how “socialist” or leftist or moderate the Democratic nominee is, since Republicans will present that person as the Commie Antichrist anyway. All said Democrat needs is to be the opposite of Trump.

In this regard, I don’t know if I’d put all my chips on Pete Buttigieg. He is still obscure, but unless we’re talking about Biden, or Bernie Sanders (or unless you watch a lot of MSNBC) most of these guys are obscure. He is not a progressive (at least if you’re one of those folks who defines ‘fascist’ as anything to the right of Che Guevara) but this whole year of pre-primary politics is about Democrats deciding if that’s the direction they want to go. But Buttigieg seems to have the qualities that I (and much of the country) liked about Barack Obama, along with an understanding of the current political situation that Obama didn’t have, and that the next president will need. That’s why I would keep an eye on him.

But I must confess, the real reason I’d like Pete Buttigieg to get the Democratic nomination is so that Donald Trump would have to spend the second half of 2020 trying to pronounce “butty geeg.”

The Electoral College

“A new poll states that 55 percent of Americans want to get rid of the Electoral College. However, under the Electoral College, 55 percent of the country is not a majority.”

-Seth Myers, March 21, 2019

As happens on those occasions when Democrats don’t control the White House, liberals have suddenly decided that they need to get serious about killing the Electoral College. Let me do a review on the issues involved.

But first, you will note that I do not base my critique of the Electoral College on the premise that it was intended to be a defense of slavery. That is because too much of leftist critique of America comes down to “but slavery.” Like, all the things that Thomas Jefferson did in and out of public service are invalidated “because Sally Hemmings.” And really, if your whole argument with the founding structure of our government is “because slavery” then you need to acknowledge that the whole Constitution is based on the premise of classical liberals compromising with the slaveholder culture (which in the case of Jefferson, for one, was the same person). And that means that the stuff that you like about the Constitution stems from the same premise as the stuff you don’t like. The premise of the Constitution set the stage for what we now call “democracy,” but the government was never intended to be a democracy in either the modern or classical sense. And if you’d rather destroy the Constitution, you should really vote Republican, because they’re doing a much better job with that than the most anti-American leftists.

To be sure, a huge amount of why our government looks the way it does is because the people who wanted a strong central government (mostly in Northern ‘free’ states) had to convince Anti-Federalists and states-rights advocates (in Virginia and other slave states) that giving up some of their sovereignty was worth it. That led to things like the “Three-Fifths Compromise” and other atrocities. But it also needs to be considered that without such concessions we either would not have had a Constitution (and stayed with the ‘states-rights’ Articles of Confederation) or we could have ended up with a Confederate secession 76 years earlier.

In any case, most of the Constitutional rules specifically protecting slavery were ended by the Reconstruction Amendments. The Electoral College was not one of them. And that’s because federalism (the protection of states within a national government) was not the issue on trial. Critique of the EC on grounds including the protection of institutional racism is not automatically invalid, but is is also not automatically valid.

There are two reasons given in promotion of the Electoral College, only one of which has borne out.

The first is that by making the election of the president a state-by-state process rather than a national popular vote, we get a better representation of the country’s demands. If elections can be determined mainly by the votes in New York City and California, that would be “democracy” in the sense of gross popular vote, but people in the states in between wouldn’t find that very representative. This also undermines the ‘it’s all about slavery’ argument: one reason the Founders had to include the slavery faction in the debate on federalism is because the slave states had too much (white) population and influence to ignore. If anything, the white-supremacy faction in modern politics clings to the EC because their numerical advantage no longer exists. Which would seem to be a defense of the pro-slavery position, but if we’re going to say that the debate should no longer be in terms of the 1780s, we should also say that the original context no longer applies.

Which leads to the second point. The second argument for the Electoral College, enumerated by Alexander Hamilton in The Federalist No. 68, was that:

as the electors, chosen in each State, are to assemble and vote in the State in which they are chosen, this detached and divided situation will expose them much less to heats and ferments, which might be communicated from them to the people, than if they were all to be convened at one time, in one place.

Nothing was more to be desired than that every practicable obstacle should be opposed to cabal, intrigue, and corruption. These most deadly adversaries of republican government might naturally have been expected to make their approaches from more than one quarter, but chiefly from the desire in foreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in our councils. How could they better gratify this, than by raising a creature of their own to the chief magistracy of the Union? But the convention have guarded against all danger of this sort, with the most provident and judicious attention.

…The process of election affords a moral certainty, that the office of President will never fall to the lot of any man who is not in an eminent degree endowed with the requisite qualifications. Talents for low intrigue, and the little arts of popularity, may alone suffice to elevate a man to the first honors in a single State; but it will require other talents, and a different kind of merit, to establish him in the esteem and confidence of the whole Union, or of so considerable a portion of it as would be necessary to make him a successful candidate for the distinguished office of President of the United States.

But as the 2016 election showed, this institution, intended to counter “cabal, intrigue and corruption”, and to prevent a creature of “foreign powers” from demagoguing his way into control of the Republic despite having no talents except “low intrigue, and the little arts of popularity” was the very mechanism by which that undesired result occurred. And the best case that can be made against the Electoral College is that the only reason the event it was designed to prevent occurred is because of the very existence of that institution, and that the republic (as well as small d-democracy) would have been better served by a national vote.

The problem there is that just as the racist defense of an Electoral College system isn’t quite the same as the Anti-Federalist opposition to the federal Constitution, the leftist critique of the Electoral College elides the point that it is not quite the institution that the Federalists intended. I had already gone over this at least once, after the election, analyzing the opinion of Art Sisneros, a conservative Texas elector who ultimately wimped out and resigned rather than vote against Trump, but who indirectly explained why the Electoral College is not what it was intended to be. You see, the Founders, coming off their experience with the British parliamentary system, had decided (with some reason) that official partisanship distorted the political process, but rather than either account for it in the new federal Constitution or find some official counter for it in the checks-and-balances system, they simply ignored the possibility and hoped (like Washington) that people would simply choose to avoid it. That turned out not to be a realistic hope. After Washington left the Presidency, the original Constitution dictated that the second-place winner of the presidential (Electoral College) vote would be the Vice President, but this meant that in 1796, President John Adams had to serve with his political rival (second-place finisher) Thomas Jefferson as Vice President. Things got even worse in 1800 when Aaron Burr ran against Jefferson and tied the Electoral College vote. The matter went to the House, where things remained in deadlock until (ironically) Jefferson’s other rival, Hamilton, supported his election because he distrusted Burr more. This is why one of the first Amendments after the Bill of Rights, the Twelfth Amendment, was passed, confirming that the President and Vice President are to be elected separately. In the process, this also confirmed the partisan nature of the process. A separate but related development was the “evolution to the general ticket.” Hamilton’s Federalist proposal was that the people were ultimately voting for the Electors, who were better qualified to make a final decision on the Presidency. However some state governments decided that the presidential candidate favored in their state would have a better chance of winning if all Electors were pledged to the victor. In his column, Sisneros quoted Wikipedia:

“When James Madison and Hamilton, two of the most important architects of the Electoral College, saw this strategy being taken by some states, they protested strongly. Madison and Hamilton both made it clear this approach violated the spirit of the Constitution. According to Hamilton, the selection of the president should be “made by men most capable of analyzing the qualities adapted to the station [of president].” According to Hamilton, the electors were to analyze the list of potential presidents and select the best one. He also used the term “deliberate”. Hamilton considered a pre-pledged elector to violate the spirit of Article II of the Constitution insofar as such electors could make no “analysis” or “deliberate” concerning the candidates. Madison agreed entirely, saying that when the Constitution was written, all of its authors assumed individual electors would be elected in their districts and it was inconceivable a “general ticket” of electors dictated by a state would supplant the concept. Madison wrote to George Hay: ‘The district mode was mostly, if not exclusively in view when the Constitution was framed and adopted; & was exchanged for the general ticket.'”

The process of choosing electors in correspondence with popular vote began in 1789 with Pennsylvania and Maryland although district voting in other states continued through the 1800s. As of now only Maine and Nebraska use a district system for electors, although even these rules are fairly recent (Maine passed its election law in 1972 and Nebraska changed theirs in 1996).

To Hamilton, this process defeated the whole point of the Electoral College system; rather than rendering the heated process of popular vote subject to deliberation from an objective body, objectivity was eliminated in order to facilitate the partisan process, which he had warned would allow the “little arts of popularity” to prevail and encourage the selection of the unqualified.

The irony is that the attack on the EC is coming from liberal Democrats on the grounds that it thwarts democracy, but as Sisneros implies in his column, the change, along with several “Progressive” measures in American history, was intended to make the process more democratic. “Conservatives aren’t much better. They don’t mind that the representatives in a republic exist as long as, contrary to Webster’s definition, no “power is lodged in their representatives.” They want the power in the people directly. The representatives are only there to do what the people demand. They want a democracy, not a republic. They want the power to vote for Skittles for dinner. This is evident by how they approach their legislators. They want them to do X, Y or Z because that is what “we the people” demand. The Constitutionality of it only matters when the legislators are listening to another faction of their constituency. “

This touches on the point that in American politics, we confuse the popular and academic definitions of “democracy” and “republic,” a confusion that is often encouraged by the political class. It at least explains how the same people who bray “it’s a republic, not a democracy!” will in the next breath whine that anybody who wants a Republican president to follow the rule of law is “thwarting democracy!”

And if as leftists insist, it all comes down to racism, that’s not necessarily because that was the specific intent of the Electoral College system. Rather, the people who think that “democracy” means that only their people get the vote, and who opposed the Federalist Constitution because they would have less rights than they did in the Articles of Confederacy – which is why they later formed the Confederate States of America – are using the anti-majoritarian premises of the federalist republic to get their way against the greater majority nationwide. This only happens because of what George Washington described in his Farewell Address as the dynamic “for characterizing parties by geographical discriminations, Northern and Southern, Atlantic and Western; whence designing men may endeavor to excite a belief that there is a real difference of local interests and views” and in which “(the) disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty.” As I have said, if there was an Original Sin in the Constitutional system, it was not slavery, which could be and technically was corrected. The original sin was that it did not address the system of party loyalty which was contrary to the American project, and which reactionaries have used to maintain the spirit of institutional racism even when the Constitution allows for it to be corrected by law.

It’s not as though liberals (liberals in general, as opposed to the Democratic Party as an institution) are completely unaware of this, or have not proposed ideas. However, up until fairly recently, the prospect that a popular vote winner could lose the Electoral College was not something seriously considered by the political class. To the extent that it was, it was often Republicans complaining that they would not accept their candidate losing the Electoral College if he won the popular vote. But generally, liberal Democrats had gone along with the system because it is deliberately hard to change the Constitution (although obviously it’s not too hard to subvert it). Not only that, there had been a general impression that they could afford to lose Texas and roll the dice on Florida as long as California and New York were in the bag. Obviously that’s not the case anymore.

There’s also a new article in Vox about a specific alternative. The article by Lee Drutman goes over the various proposed alternatives including the gross national vote (which has much the same ‘first-past-the-post’ issue as non-presidential races). The main proposed alternative would be a two-round system (similar to France) which would basically be a national runoff. Drutman’s proposal is ranked choice voting: in this system, a voter would not vote only once for president but would place their first choice, then their second-preferred choice, third preference, and so on. This has certain advantages over the runoff; first obviously being that the election campaign doesn’t require a second round and would be less expensive. Another benefit is that while runoff voting still creates “first past the post” style issues where voters have to second-guess themselves to avoid “spoiling” a ballot with their preferred choice (which was a possibility for Democrats in California’s last all-party primary round), ranked voting still allows the possibility that a “minor” candidate can be in play without “spoiling” the vote for everyone else. While Drutman does not focus on this, the other implication is that this would also solve a lot of problems with other American elections that have nothing to do with the Electoral College.

All of which is academic (literally and figuratively) because not only is the Constitution deliberately hard to change on paper, the two party process makes it that much harder to change it.

But still, some of these changes can be introduced on the state level without introducing constitutional amendments. It would in theory be easier to make electors proportional to the actual vote in each state, or to introduce runoff or ranked voting than eliminate the EC, and if we minimize the psychology of “first past the post” and blind party loyalty, that would address much of the complaints with the Electoral College right there.

But tribalism is a universal. Motivated ignorance is a universal. The American election system is a particular. And while it, like the Democratic Party, has “worked” well enough for most purposes, its existing weaknesses have only recently become critical, because only now did we have not only a candidate who was so unethical and power-hungry as to deliberately game the system to target its specific weaknesses, but had a сахарный папа with enough resources to help him do it.

And if the position of Democrats is that if you vote for the wrong party, the republic is endangered, then that is not a condemnation of the other party, however rotten and dysfunctional it is. It is a condemnation of a first-past-the-post, two-party structure that incentivizes perverse motivations. This is a structure that began as flawed but workable but due to the machinations of the two ruling parties – one of which has usually been the Democrats – it changed from being merely flawed to an active threat to the intent of a democratic republic.

Typically, Democrats only care about this now that their own self-preservation is the issue, and there are two ironies in that. One, it may be too late. Two, for Democrats to make any headway on electoral reform, they have to risk losing what built-in advantage they still have. And that is a factor that may influence their willingness to proceed.

Now It’s Mueller Time

After two years of Viceroy Trump living under the cloud of the Mueller investigation – a cloud of his own making, of course – Robert Mueller submitted his final report to Attorney General William Barr, and as promised, Mr. Barr has just released a summary to Congress and the public. And it would seem to justify the position of the Trump Administration.

Sorta.

According to the letter Barr sent to Congress, the Special Counsel’s report consists of two parts. On the matter of whether Americans (including the Trump campaign) assisted in the Russian conspiracy to influence the 2016 election (the existence of such conspiracy being taken as a given by most of the government), the investigation “did not find that the Trump campaign or anyone associated with it conspired or coordinated with Russia in its efforts to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.”
The second part of the report “addresses a number of actions by the President — most of which have been the subject of public reporting — that the Special Counsel investigated as potentially raising obstruction-of-justice concerns.” In the language of Barr’s summary, “After making a “thorough factual investigation” into these matters, the Special Counsel considered whether to evaluate the conduct under Department standards governing prosecution and declination decisions but ultimately determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment. The Special Counsel therefore did not draw a conclusion — one way or the other — as to whether the examined conduct constituted obstruction. Instead, for each of the relevant actions investigated, the report sets out evidence on both sides of the question and leaves unresolved what the Special Counsel views as “difficult issues” of law and fact concerning whether the President’s actions and intent could be viewed as obstruction. The Special Counsel states that “while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.” This left the matter at the discretion of the Attorney General, and in his report, Barr said that he and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein had concluded that there was insufficient evidence to establish an obstruction of justice offense.

The full text, of course, is in the hands of Attorney General Barr, which is why Democrats in government have called for, and continue to call for, the majority of the report to be made public so that its conclusions can be further examined. As they should.

What strikes me is that in a legal system with presumption of innocence, the question of exoneration should not be an issue. The point that the president is not exonerated seems to be an emphasis. The language seems to indicate that they saw a lot of smoke but couldn’t trace the fire.

But all the liberal commentators who emphasized how straight and by-the-book Robert Mueller is should have anticipated that he wasn’t going to go after Trump just for the sake of doing so. Such a person wouldn’t see it as his place to be the linchpin of the American government’s self-correction.
It is not the place of the Department of Justice to impeach and remove a president. If the only way to get rid of the were-yam occupying the White House was through the DOJ, all the little Trumpniks would whine that their enemies were subverting democracy, and for once they would have something like a point.

I mean, put aside the fact that the only reason Liddle Donnie Clown Boy is president is because we’re NOT a majoritarian democracy, but I’m going to get to the Electoral College in another post. There is still a representative process. And if Republicans are going to be accomplices in doing to the American Senate what the Roman elite did to their Senate, if the Democrats can’t strike oil with all the Congressional investigations they now have power to pursue, and if a Democratic nominee can’t defeat Donald Trump in a presidential race now that we don’t have Hillary Clinton to kick around anymore and we KNOW what he’s like in charge, that would say more about the system than about Trump.

There’s also the point that, as many in the press have pointed out, that this is a long game. This is part of why some of Mueller’s initiatives were “farmed out” to the Southern District of New York and other state prosecutors’ offices that are subject neither to the federal Department of Justice nor a presidential pardon that can only apply to federal crimes. As Ed Kilgore points out in New York Magazine: “Just because Mueller considers a certain batch of evidence not grounds for a prosecution on his own motion doesn’t mean it might not create future legal and political jeopardy for Trump. Other prosecutors pursuing other angles could pick up on his findings. And to the extent that the Justice Department doubts a sitting president can be indicted at all, the report could produce evidence that will sit, ticking like a time bomb, until he leaves office.”

And just think: If the second most incompetent presidential candidate in American political history had just lost, none of this would be happening because he’d just be a whiny little nobody trying to flag his career in “reality” TV and right-wing grievance media, as opposed to a whiny little nobody with the nuclear codes whose pique and incompetence make him a threat to the Deep State, which prior to Trump was simply “the state.”

What that also means is that with all the investigations still ongoing – and with Trump and Jared Kushner still creating new causes for investigation – the stakes for the 2020 election have been raised, whether anyone wants to admit this or not. The turn of events implies that if, for whatever reason, one votes against Donald Trump to remain president, that is a vote for Donald Trump to be criminally prosecuted once he leaves office.

The problem being that some people aren’t willing to confront those stakes, and some of us are a lot more comfortable with turning the election into a referendum on Trump’s prosecution than others.

POSTSCRIPT: And in any event, why do we even need a “beyond reasonable doubt” case that Trump conspired with Russia to swing the election for their benefit when he has proven himself willing to interfere with or recall sanctions on North Korea, with no quid pro quo whatsoever? Which leads to the next question, when your president sucks up to socialists in North Korea (and post-Marxists in Russia and China), wants to build a new Iron Curtain on the border and wants to turn American government into a one-party cult of personality, how can “conservatives” claim to represent the opposite of socialism?

Why isn’t the political-media complex focusing on THAT?

Christchurch

A few thoughts on the mass murder in New Zealand.

It is ultimately too much to expect coherency and consistency from a racist murderer, but given that the individual, like most of his ilk, felt compelled to produce a written manifesto to explain his crimes, his words are still revealing of something.

For one thing, it’s been pointed out that the killer praised Donald Trump as “a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose.” What’s less emphasized is the full quote. Asking himself the question, “Are you a supporter of Donald Trump?” he answers, “As a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose? Sure. As a policy maker and leader? Dear god no.”

So consider that even one of the radicals inspired by Trump and the alternative-to-being-right can see that Trump is great as a race agitator but knows he is a terrible leader and policy maker. Would that the Republican Party had as much integrity and common sense as a murdering conspiracy theorist.

The killer refers to his philosophy as “eco fascism.” The use of such a label is considered by some ecology activists to be a smear on the movement, but as with much else in the manifesto, such language itself implies an intention to antagonize – to troll.

Journalists had detected a similar intention in the racist’s inspiration by YouTube star PewDiePie and American alt-right activist Candace Owens (who is black). Again, there is a lack of coherency and consistency, but there is still a common element. This radical Right philosophy, especially in violence, serves to both support and undermine the concept that radicals of both Left and Right have a common philosophy. Both extreme leftists and extreme-right racists hate the generally liberal center more than they hate each other. Liberalism – both the right-wing “classical liberalism” and the more leftist sort developed through social democracy – endorses a marketplace that both socialists and racists find alienating. More than that, the marketplace philosophy is an outgrowth of Western individualist philosophy that both extremes find alienating and destructive to both the community and the ecology. In that regard, the killer’s philosophy has a certain theme in theory that breaks down in practice, as where he says the government system he most admires today is the Communist government in China, which (largely for political expediency) is one of the most business-oriented, and thus most polluting countries in the world, and has taken this course for the sake of preserving their collectivist political system.

However, the shooter’s actions also reveal a certain difference between the two political camps. The shooter claims to represent a beleaguered minority that can only achieve change through violence whereas more and more socialists embrace the “democratic” label in the hopes of achieving change through the political process.
That right there is another area where the shooter’s stated intentions contradict his actions. The killer, an Australian, said that he deliberately used guns to kill civilians in order to spark a gun-control debate, especially in the United States, hoping to radicalize white people who feel their gun rights are under assault. But to make this provocation, he went to nearby New Zealand, which already has strict gun laws. If anything, the point he makes to right-wingers is that this is what happens when a population can’t defend itself against a guy who didn’t care about the intent of gun laws, indeed, at the second mosque attacked, the shooter was driven off by a guy with a gun. (Granted, it WAS one of the killer’s empty shotguns, that a worshiper picked up and ended up throwing through the window of the shooter’s car.)

But even so, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern did call for new bans on semi-automatic weapons in the country. Now did this massacre on the other side of the planet affect the Second Amendment debate in America? Uh, no.

And that’s because, after Sandy Hook, liberals seem to have figured out that the issue is less a debate on the need for gun rights or even the efficacy of gun control. It has to do with the fact that the Republican Party policy is arm-in-arm with the National Rifle Association, which is now more about selling weapons to civilians than protecting the Constitutional right to bear arms. The fact that our debates are more about transient politics than eternal principles can be demonstrated by the point that in 1967, Republican Governor of California, Ronald Reagan, signed the Mulford Act, which prevented the carrying of loaded firearms in public. At the time, this was supported by the NRA. But then, the radicals with guns were Black Panthers.

The fact of the matter is that the people who agree with the shooter are getting what they want through the political process in the United States, or at least they were before the 2018 midterms. And if such people wish to condemn democracy as flawed, they have a point, but not the one they intend.

So once again, there is a schizoid discrepancy between philosophy and actions, the only common element being a hatred of modernity and the conflation of ethnicity with culture.

On Friday’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, Khizr Khan, Pakistani-American and father of a fallen solider, said, “In this division and hate, there is a foreign hand. Our adversaries wish to sow this hate and this division so that we will continue to fight this for many years to come.” https://www.msnbc.com/hardball/watch/khizr-khan-trump-politically-expedient-for-minimizing-white-nationalism-in-new-zealand-attack-1459232323610 (4:20 into the tape)

Now, Chris Matthews didn’t think to ask Mr. Khan what he meant by a foreign hand. But we can ponder which foreign power would have cause to pursue such a grand strategy. It would have to be a country that, like the white reactionaries, is objectively powerful but considers itself persecuted and outnumbered. It would have to be a country with no sympathy for “cosmopolitan” Western values, instead oscillating between radical autocracy and radical Marxism (and back). It would have to be a country that sees its foreign policy goals as threatened by the Western alliance and the global order it organized, and therefore seeks to undermine that system wherever possible. To that end, it not only would sponsor political parties abroad that seek to end association with the European Union, it would fund gun-rights lobbies, not because they actually care about gun rights in their own country, but because they see that as a wedge issue with high potential to cause division and violence.

Which country would that be? As Nathan Lane would say, “Do the math.”

And with that – since this is St. Patrick’s Day, here’s a song to get your Irish up.

REVIEW: Captain Marvel

There has been a certain backlash to the whole premise of Marvel Studios’ Captain Marvel movie, mostly from “men’s rights activists” and other anti-PC types, including some people I’ve talked to on social media. (Yes, Jack, I do mean you.) Some of it is because of the character concept of Carol Danvers, the titular Captain, as a feminist hero, especially in the wake of her punked-up reboot in 2012. But some of it has to do with the character herself more than feminism per se. For one thing, in Marvel Comics, Carol was presented as having an alcohol problem at least on par with Tony Stark’s. She was also one of Stark’s more heavy-handed enforcers during the 2006 comic arc CIVIL WAR.

There’s also the point that Danvers was created as a feminist hero during the 1970s, ironically as a “Supergirl” counterpart to the existing Captain Marvel, named Ms. Marvel. And while DC’s Wonder Woman has always been presented as an Athenian “peaceful warrior” personality, Carol has always been much more in-your-face. So when Captain Marvel’s lead actress Brie Larson made a point of asking why most of the reporters in her press tours were male and white, it seemed that Larson was even better casting than previously thought.

The other issue is that the history of the character in Marvel Comics is such a broken kaleidoscope – even more so than other superheroes – that even though Marvel is generally not prone to “retcon” prior history, the best thing to do would have been to take the basic character premise and start over from scratch, which is basically what writer Kelly Sue DeConnick did when she had Carol officially become Captain Marvel in 2012. And re-starting established characters is basically what the Marvel Cinematic Universe is for.

So: in the movie, Carol Danvers is an Air Force test pilot in the years before women were allowed to do combat missions. Her “wingman” is Maria Rambeau, who is kind of the Black Best Friend of the movie but is also a nod to the point that there are multiple characters named Captain Marvel. The thing is, the narrative is not that linear. If it resembles the Marvel Comics character in any way, it’s that. In fact, the story is kind of the reverse of a superhero origin in that Carol starts off superpowered and has to discover the normal person she originally was.

Otherwise, in terms of retelling the Hero’s Journey, Captain Marvel is no more innovative than Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. But that also means that there is not much unusual about a cocky, wisecracking protagonist discovering their full potential other than the fact that the protagonist is female. But that in turn means that there is really nothing to object to in this movie other than that fact. This also means that there doesn’t really need to be any other feminist subtext to the movie other than that very premise, and apart from deliberate placement of female artists on the soundtrack, there isn’t any. I mean guys, I’ve seen The Newsroom on HBO. I know what heavy-handed liberal propaganda looks like.

Besides that, the movie is worth watching for three points:

The presentation of the Kree-Skrull conflict, which is central to the Marvel Universe but was not depicted in the MCU before (even though Kree characters are in Guardians of the Galaxy);

The fact that this movie is sort of a “Year One” origin for Nick Fury, played as always by Samuel L. (‘The L Stands for ‘Motherfucker’) Jackson;

Overall, Captain Marvel is a movie with an active, heroic tone that deliberately stands in contrast to the shocking ending of Avengers: Infinity War and sets the stage for Avengers: Endgame, given that Captain Marvel is presented here as being the Marvel Universe’s equivalent to Superman. (The blue jumpsuit with red-and-gold trim doesn’t hurt.)

As an aside, this movie is set to make over $153 million in its opening weekend, and it was all my friends and I could do to get reserved tickets for a Saturday show. So I guess the MRA campaign isn’t working.

If nothing else, it’s worth seeing for the opening production crawl.

I LIKE Daylight Saving Time

This is of course the weekend when we “spring forward” with a mandated time change an hour ahead, requiring people to set their clocks and effectively lose an hour of sleep (unless you work grave shift, and effectively leave work an hour early). And this inspires a lot of bitching and memes like:

Not bad, actually.

There is an article in Vox about this, with a lot of miscellaneous trivia, such as: “No, it’s definitely called ‘daylight saving time.’ Not plural. Be sure to point out this common mistake to friends and acquaintances. You’ll be really popular. “

Why do we need Daylight Saving Time, and what exactly is it saving? Historically, it was made a national rule during World War I as a means of both saving energy (as opposed to using fuel in the night time hours for heating and light) and expanding the workday (for war purposes). But the reason we then switch back to Standard Time is that as the daylight decreases, farmers who have to work earlier will be more likely to start their day in the dark. So, much like only voting on Tuesday, daylight saving time is a legal custom that has nothing to do with the Constitution or sacred principles and is intended to cater to a small farmers’ community (that part which has not been swallowed up by megacorps) which now has the same modern technology and transportation as everybody else.

The thing is that while most of the people who complain about Daylight Saving Time want to get rid of it altogether, I’m of the group that would rather get rid of Standard Time and make DST year round.

I have several reasons for this.

It’s Arbitrary. The very premise of the government setting time when the daylight hours naturally change with the season means that we’re setting a limit that is not directly related to nature. The reasons for changing in the first place had to do with energy conservation, and since the 1910s the rule has been changed more than once, usually for energy reasons. DST was actually year-round during the last three years of World War II. The fuel shortages of the 1970s led to another mandate of year-round DST from 1973 to 1975. Once that ended, the “standard” for Standard Time was the last weekend of October to the first Sunday in April. In 2005, President Bush signed another one of those “energy saving” measures to extend Daylight Saving by a full month, which means Standard Time is now a month less. The period of Standard Time is now starting the first Sunday in November and ending the second Sunday in March, roughly four and a half months (depending on the calendar). And what that means really, is that Standard Time isn’t actually the standard.

The irony being that various studies (like the ones cited in Wikipedia and the Vox articles) have not shown a meaningful difference in the amount of energy comparing each time zone. Which means that there are more intangible considerations as to whether to keep Standard Time, such as:

It’s Becoming Obsolete. Much of the reason that people continue to use energy in both the “light” and “dark” mornings is that more people, not just farmers, are working other than a 9-to-5 schedule. One of the reasons cited for keeping Standard Time – the prospect that school kids could get in accidents during dark mornings – is less relevant as school days are made longer and in many cases are started later. This also means that they end later, just as a lot of adults’ work days end later, which means that Standard Time means they have less daylight hours of outdoor activity, which touches on my last point.

SAD. Seasonal Affective Disorder is a real thing, in some cases physiological and related to the production of Vitamin D (which is naturally produced in high sunlight) or melatonin (which is regulated by Vitamin D and more likely to be produced in darker conditions). Again, the yearly cycle naturally leads to a loss of sunlight in any event towards the winter solstice, and arbitrarily hastening the natural dark period may be affecting the likelihood of people developing SAD.

Traffic. It just so happens that at the time of year when we artificially shift the hour back, it gets dark at just before 5 pm – that is, rush hour. And the last thing we need in Las Vegas is to give people an actual excuse for not knowing how to drive. Because people who were able to get out of work on rush hour Friday at 5 pm and drive home then get out the next Monday at 5 pm and drag ass on the freeway at 20 miles under the speed limit going, “Oh No! It’s dark outside! I CAN’T SEE!!!”

Well yeah, dingus. That’s what headlights are for. Try using them. AND your turn signal.

So I say, let’s just throw out Standard Time and make Daylight Saving the year-round standard. You would have to give up an hour of life – this time for good – but at least you wouldn’t have to go through the same rigamarole again next year.