Ask Donald Trump

What qualifies Donald Trump to write a personal advice column? Because, let’s face it, he’s the president and you’re not.

Mr. President, is there a particular maxim or code that you live by that helps guide your actions?
-Mr. Richard Feder, Fort Lee, New Jersey

Glad you asked, Emily. Ever since, I became President, every day, I ask myself, Self, “What would Richard Nixon do?” Now some folks say, maybe that’s not such a good role model, but he got elected and they didn’t, so who cares about them? Plus which, Nixon opened relations with a Commie Oriental country, which I’m trying to do, and he was really setting the right precedent with the Justice Department. He woulda gotten away with it too, if not for those damn Democrats in the Senate who made him resign.

You could do worse than ask “What would Nixon do?” Before I got elected, I used to ask myself, “What would Roy Cohn do?” But then he got Aids.

Mr. President, why do you keep repeating “NO COLLUSION” in person and in tweets? It’s getting a bit tiresome to the rest of the country.
-L. Stahl, Manhattan, New York

That’s a great point. As a matter of fact, I DO say No Collusion. Over and over again. You know why? Cause in my life, I’ve found that if you repeat the same thing, over and over again, no matter how ridiculous it is, people just accept it as like, the mental furniture. And it doesn’t matter if it’s “real” – if you get enough people to say it’s real, then it IS real, or good enough for me. That’s also why I say a whole bunch of things over and over, like “Witch Hunt,” “Mexico will pay for The Wall” and “Don’t worry, honey, I brought the condoms this time.”

Mr. Trump, I’d like to know: What is your secret for getting women?
-Michael Avenatti, Beverly Hills, California

I’m glad you asked, Bob. I wish I could give you advice, but in my experience, the secret to getting as much tail as I have is to have ten billion dollars. Now, that experience isn’t going to help you, cause I’m guessing you don’t have ten billion dollars. As a matter of fact, even I really don’t have ten billion dollars, which is why I needed David Broidy to cover the non-disclosure agreements I made with my mistresses. But I’m not supposed to talk about that right now.

Mr. Trump, was becoming president as great as it seemed to be?
-S. Hannity, New York City, New York

I can tell you Sean, it’s just a tremendous feeling. Becoming president is the cum culmanaton peak of my lifelong dream: having the power to do anything I want without anyone being able to stop me. It’s kinda like being God, only better, cause I think God is supposed to be celibate.

What is it you seem to have against Mexicans or other brown people?
-K. Kardashian, Beverly Hills, California

Look, I don’t have anything against Mexicans, I just said they were ripping us off. When I announced my campaign, I said that Mexico was not sending us their best people. “They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists – and some, I assume, are good people.” So, SOME are good people. I guess. Just cause the rest are drug smugglers and rapists. But I don’t think our country should be so reliant on Mexican labor, because you can’t rely on Mexican work culture.

See, back when I was in college on my fourth draft deferment, some of us guys managed to get a trip to Veracruz, and we all thought they were supposed to have great whorehouses, but they kinda sucked. I mean, not in the good way. I hear the girls are a lot better in Tijuana, but like I was saying, dodging the clap was my version of Vietnam, and if Veracruz was Saigon, Tijuana woulda been like Hamburger Hill, you know what I’m saying? Plus, you probably know, I don’t drink, so my choice was either drink the water, and get the runs, or drink the tequila, and still get the runs. And get fucked up. I mean, you’ve tried tequila, right? You go to any random airport, and walk up to any Japanese guy in a suit, and just say, “Tequila?” And he’ll say, “Oh, that shit fuck you UP!”

I mean, everybody jokes that illegals will do the jobs that Americans don’t wanna do, but from what I’ve seen, not hardly. That’s why I go for East European girls. Not only do they have those nice features and pale skin, they REALLY know what it’s like to be desperate to get to this country. It’s not like Vladimir Putin or Victor Orban is running Mexico. If you’re a woman living in an authoritarian state, you’ already know how to be submissive in order to get out of a jam, and then you’ve got a girl who’s gonna take you through a whole magazine’s worth of Penthouse Forum Letters if she thinks you’ll get her a visa. That I can tell you.

Wait, what was the question again?

Mr. Trump, clearly you’ve done a lot of things that most considered impossible, and that some thought should be impossible. What is the secret to your success?
-James Gillen, Las Vegas, Nevada

It’s no real secret, Jeff. In 2015, I was on CNN and I told the reporter, “I do whine because I want to win. And I’m not happy if I’m not winning. And I am a whiner. And I’m a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win.”

See, I make a big show of strength, but really what I do is, I make myself such an annoying little pest that eventually the mark – uh, other party just gives me what I want so that I’ll shut up and go away.

But the thing is, because I’m a sociopathic attention sponge, I will NOT shut up, I will NOT go away, and I will NEVVER, EVER, leave you alone. And if you don’t figure this out toot sweet and toss me like a live grenade, I will dominate your every waking moment and make you my slave. I mean, if you’ve ever lived with a drug addict or professional con man – and Jeff, I get the impression you have – you know how it works.

But as much as I would like to think otherwise, it’s not all because of me. I mean, everybody keeps comparing me to Hitler, and that’s flattering, I guess, but Hitler was a nobody. It’s not like his Daddy ever gave him a few millions dollars to build his reputation. Nobody heard of him. He never got on TV. I mean, he actually volunteered to serve in another country’s military when he didn’t have to. What kind of sucker does that?

I mean it, Hitler was a nobody. You don’t hand over control of the country to somebody like that unless you are truly desperate. And I know this, cause I’m a New York real estate developer. Taking advantage of desperate people is what I DO.

You remember during the campaign when I kept saying, “all my life, I’ve been greedy, greedy, greedy! But now, I’m going to be greedy for YOU!” Christ, did you actually believe that shit? I know I didn’t.

I mean, I did say, “I could walk down Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any votes,” but I was joking! That was me going, ‘even I can’t take this shit that seriously, so why’s everybody else?’ And everntually I realized, it doesn’t matter what I do or what I say, cause everybody who votes for me are a bunch of dumbfucks who would eat wet camel shit if you tell them Hillary Clinton says it would be a bad idea. I mean, they must be dumbfucks, they voted for me, right?

I said the quiet part loud again didn’t I?

Fuck.

Well, we’ll just get the staff to edit this, like with my tweets.

 

Never Apologize For Calling Someone A Cunt

HEY! Let’s see how many people are actually reading this site!

Every Wednesday, Samantha Bee has her TBS show, Full Frontal With Samantha Bee (‘like The Daily Show, only meaner’) and this week’s episode, she singled out “the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week” where Ivanka Trump posed for a picture with her child. Bee complemented Ivanka on capturing a beautiful moment, but then said, “do something about your dad’s immigration practices, you feckless c*nt. He listens to you! Put on something tight and low-cut, and tell your father to f***ing stop it.” This was setting up a broader segment investigating the Trump Administration’s recent decision to separate migrant children from their parents at the border, specifically targeting illegal and mostly non-white immigrants in order to discourage them from coming.

The thing is, TBS is basic cable, so the actual word would have been bleeped out. Of course, that doesn’t mean a whole lot these days, especially when people can get transcripts. It just goes to show that TV Standards & Practices is just a tiny fig leaf that fails to obscure what most of us can guess, all for the sake of protecting the delicate little flowers in this country from bad words.

But nevertheless, Sarah Sanders, the most delicate of all the flowers,  felt the need to make an issue of this, telling a White House press briefing on Thursday: “”The collective silence by the left and its media allies is appalling. (Bee’s) disgusting comments and show are not fit for broadcast, and executives at Time Warner and TBS must demonstrate that such explicit profanity about female members of this administration will not be condoned on its network.”

Shortly thereafter, Bee went on Twitter and said, “I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it.” In an official statement, TBS said, “Those words should not have been aired. It was our mistake, too, and we regret it.” Well, it was their mistake, insofar as Bee’s show isn’t a live broadcast.

The problem, in my opinion, is not the word. It’s the fact that Bee and her network (not necessarily in that order) backed down. But they sort of brought it on themselves.

For one thing, Samantha Bee is from Canada, and I don’t know how it works over there, but in America, that word is really vulgar. It’s not like in the UK or Australia where guys will just call each other “cunts” back and forth whilst watching football on the telly. Here, though, it’s a very low term, and it was so even before the whole #metoo moment started.

And on that score, the c-word is so grossly sexist that if Sarah Sanders, Donald Trump, and their “Why don’t we have a WHITE History Month” pity party hadn’t gotten their undies in a wad complaining about this, I’m sure the PC Left would have.

But given that you’re really putting yourself out on a limb with that insult, the very fact that you’re willing to go so far implies that you’re not that sorry, and you intended to say exactly that, since you could have used other language.

That’s why Trump NEVER APOLOGIZES.  EVER.

Learn from him, liberals. Maybe then you’ll get the White House back some time this century.

Because Trump is a bully, and that’s what bullies do. They game the social order by making everybody else obey the rules so that they don’t have to. This punk baits people with any sleazy insult he can think of, (like saying Nancy Pelosi ‘loves’ MS-13) and his pack of cultists brays and cheers. But you slap him back, and he screams like a prison bitch. A metaphor we may want to check back on in a few years.

As I said, when one party gets sucker punched and can only fight with one hand tied behind their back, who wins and who loses on that standard of “fairness”?

Now, I am not saying that the anti-Trump majority should have no standards. I am saying that standards have to be more robust than mere decorum. One should be able to stand by one’s rhetoric, which means one must be able to justify it. If Bee needed to retract, she could have told people: “I said something I shouldn’t have said. But I was genuinely outraged. The contrast between Ivanka sharing a loving moment with her child as her father’s administration enforced a deliberate policy to separate migrant children from their parents ought to be sickening to anybody. And I just couldn’t think of a better phrase to sum it up. Because whatever you may think of me or my language, that issue would still be more offensive, whether I said those things or not.”

See, here’s my take. In the ancient history of the United States, actually one year ago this week, comedian Kathy Griffin decided to do a publicity picture holding an obviously fake severed head of Donald Trump, in the manner of prisoners executed by Islamic terrorists. As she tells it now,  taking a Trump Halloween mask and layering ketchup all over it was supposed to be a commentary on Trump’s infamous insult of Megyn Kelly as having “blood coming out of her wherever.” The resulting blowback almost destroyed her career. For one thing, it made Trump a sympathetic figure, which is the last thing you want to do. He said that his 11-year old son was not able to deal with it. The first reaction of a lot of people, including me, was that Griffin had gone too far. But not only did this stunt kill Griffin’s long established relationship with CNN (and Anderson Cooper), after Trump reacted, she started getting death threats. She had to cancel most of the dates on her planned tour because of bomb threats to the venues. As TMZ took up the cause by posting her show cancellations in real time, Griffin says it “led to the perception that there was a movement against me, not just of Trump supporters but that everyone was against me. People don’t take the time, and I don’t blame them, to learn and realize my show cancellations were because of organized/fake bomb threats.”

But another dimension of this was that it was easier to see Griffin as the aggressor because Trump had not completely exhausted the benefit of the doubt. Since then, it’s become that much more obvious that Trump obstructed justice in the Russia investigation, that whether he actually gained opposition research on the Clinton campaign from Russia, he has an ulterior motive to appease Russia to the utmost (evidenced by the fact that despite the Congress passing veto-proof sanctions resolutions, Trump refuses to enforce them), that both he and his satraps see the government as a means of living high off the hog at taxpayer expense, that he continues to degrade John McCain, who stayed in Vietnam while Trump dodged both the draft and syphilis, and that he seeks to pit the public against the country’s national security institutions, mainly the FBI, because they are investigating that alleged association with Russia, as is their job, and because they will not dissolve their purpose into his cult of personality as the Republican Party already has.

In the face of that, whatever I think of Kathy Griffin, or Samantha Bee, is not the point.

Serious question: Is there anything a private citizen could do with their free speech that is more offensive, or more of an actual threat to human beings, than what the Trump Administration is doing right now?

When I say, “never apologize for calling someone else a cunt,” I am not saying never apologize, period. Nor do I say it is always a good idea to call someone a cunt. I don’t think so. If I were Bee, I don’t think I’d call Ivanka Trump a “cunt” because that word just doesn’t seem to fit. I’d call her “collaborator.” Because that is a more precise complaint, and it is a dirtier c-word, in my opinion.

What I’m saying is, if you’re willing to go to that level of language, you’re going to own it, whether you apologize or not. So own it. If you do think that your target actually deserves that insult, then I say, hold out that cunt and wave it high and proud, for all the world to see.

 

The Trump Rationalization

On May 22nd, National Review Online posted an article by scholar Victor Davis Hanson, called “The Trump Rationale,” attempting to explain Donald Trump’s lasting appeal to his base. The article’s subheader is: “His voters knew what they were getting, and most support him still.”

The piece does indeed explain the psychology of the Trump supporter, though perhaps not in the way Hanson intended. To properly review it, I decided it needs a good old-fashioned fisking.

(A note: ‘fisking‘ refers to an incident where the left-wing journalist Robert Fisk had one of his columns demolished by a right-winger, point by point. The term should not be confused with ‘fisting,’ although the intention and result are often similar.)

“1) Was Trump disqualified by his occasional but demonstrable character flaws and often rank vulgarity? To believe that plaint, voters would have needed a standard by which both past media of coverage of the White House and the prior behavior of presidents offered some useful benchmarks. Unfortunately, the sorts of disturbing things we know about Trump we often did not know in the past about other presidents. By any fair measure, the sexual gymnastics in the White House and West Wing of JFK and Bill Clinton, both successful presidents, were likely well beyond President Trump’s randy habits. “ (et cetera…)

This sort of thing is why the average person is more and more cynical, because both houses of the duopoly are doing their utmost to promote the ideal that might makes right and “objective morality” is just a consolation prize for losers. Recall that in the days of Monicagate, the people on Hanson’s side – I was one of them – were railing about how tolerating Bill Clinton’s immorality was going to degrade the political culture. Now that the “conservatives” benefit from that degraded standard, they act like it was handed down from Saint Augustine. Meanwhile, Democrats offered the same defenses “conservatives” offer now, they benefited from Clinton’s popularity, and in more recent years they got a lot of their precious campaign money from the likes of Harvey Weinstein (and we’re alternately supposed to believe that either ‘everybody knew’ or ‘nobody knew’ about his violations). And now that enabling misogyny has bitten them in the ass last election, liberals have developed an acute case of scruples.

In any case, this particular subject is something I’ve already addressed on a semi-regular basis. We do not need to go over how many areas of complaint that Republicans have with Democrats, the Clintons in particular, to compare to what Trump and his cronies are actually doing. Comparison of rhetoric to fact just demonstrates that for all the erudition of Victor Davis Hanson – and I used to be a fan – he is providing a rationalization, not a rationale. During the campaign and certainly now, support for Trump was less a matter of rationality and more an appeal to tribal emotionalism. I wish these guys had just been honest enough to say: “Don’t vote for the liberal bitch who lies to you, ignores security procedures and exploits financial corruption. Vote for the conservative white guy who does all of that in spades!”

“2) Personal morality and public governance are related, but we are not always quite sure how. Jimmy Carter was both a more moral person and a worse president than Bill Clinton. Jerry Ford was a more ethical leader than Donald Trump — and had a far worse first 16 months. FDR was a superb wartime leader — and carried on an affair in the White House, tried to pack and hijack the Supreme Court, sent U.S. citizens into internment camps, and abused his presidential powers in ways that might get a president impeached today. In the 1944 election, the Republican nominee Tom Dewey was the more ethical — and stuffy — man. In matters of spiritual leadership and moral role models, we wish that profane, philandering (including an affair with his step-niece), and unsteady General George S. Patton had just conducted himself in private and public as did the upright General Omar Bradley. But then we would have wished even more that Bradley had just half the strategic and tactical skill of Patton. If he had, thousands of lives might have been spared in the advance to the Rhine. Trump is currently not carrying on an affair with his limousine driver, as Ike probably was with Kay Summersby while commanding all Allied forces in Europe following D-Day. Rarely are both qualities, brilliance and personal morality, found in a leader — even among our greatest, such as the alcoholic Grant or the foul-mouthed and occasionally crude Truman. “

All of which is setting up a false choice between personal morality and brilliance (or even competence). It is false not because this conflict cannot be observed in history, but because Trump is neither moral nor brilliant. Unless grifting counts as brilliance, in which case he’s fuckin’ Leonardo da Vinci.

“3) Trump did not run in a vacuum. A presidential vote is not a one-person race for sainthood but, like it or not, often a choice between a bad and worse option. Hillary Clinton would have likely ensured a 16-year progressive regnum. “

Everything is always “but Clinton would be worse.” No doubt this will continue to be the excuse no matter what depth Trump reaches: Clinton will always be worse, even when it is demonstrable that Trump is worse, if simply due to the fact that he’s the actual president now.

“As far as counterfactual “what ifs” go, by 2024, at the end of Clinton’s second term, a conservative might not have recognized the federal judiciary, given the nature of lifetime appointees. The lives of millions of Americans would have been radically changed in an Obama-Clinton economy that probably would not have seen GDP or unemployment levels that Americans are now enjoying. “

I’ll just leave this here: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/04/27/606078181/economy-probably-started-2018-off-slow-short-of-trumps-growth-target

“What John Brennan, James Clapper, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe, Lisa Page, Samantha Power, Susan Rice, Peter Strzok, Sally Yates, and others did in 2016 would never have been known — given that their likely obstruction, lying, and lawbreaking were predicated on being unspoken recommendations for praise and advancement in a sure-thing Clinton administration. Christopher Steele might have either been unknown — or lionized. “

But YOU would have been making it known, Victor. You and the other guys in the “conservative” grievance media, in the same way that you are making hay from these people now, and no one except the grievance media and their audience particularly cares. Because while certain elements – like Bill Clinton demanding an audience at the airport with Loretta Lynch over Hillary’s email investigation – deserved bipartisan attention, even the valid points of investigation don’t get it because the whole complaint is smothered in bad faith.

“4) Something had gone haywire with the Republican party at the national level. “

Finally, a point of agreement.

“The proverbial Republican elite had become convinced that globalization, open borders, and free but unfair trade were either unstoppable or the fated future or simply irrelevant. Someone or something — even if painfully and crudely delivered — was bound to arise to remind the conservative Washington–New York punditocracy, the party elite, and Republican opinion makers that a third of the country had all but tuned them out. It was no longer sustainable to expect the conservative base to vote for more versions of sober establishmentarians like McCain and Romney just because they were Republicans, well-connected, well-résuméd, well-known, well-behaved, and played by the gloves-on Marquess of Queensberry political rules. Instead, such men and much of orthodox Republican ideology were suspect.

“Amnestied illegal aliens would not in our lifetimes become conservative family-values voters. Vast trade deficits with China and ongoing chronic commercial cheating would not inevitably lead to the prosperity that would guarantee Chinese democracy. Asymmetrical trade deals were not sacrosanct under the canons of free trade. Unfettered globalization, outsourcing, and offshoring were not both inevitable and always positive. The losers of globalization did not bring their misery on themselves. The Iran deal was not better than nothing. North Korea would not inevitably remain nuclear. Middle East peace did not hinge of constant outreach to and subsidy of the corrupt and autocratic Palestinian Authority and Hamas cliques. “

The first part, that the Republican elite was irrelevant to the average voter, let alone the average Republican, is true. The second part is more rationalizing. Assuming that Trump’s policies are a constructive approach to illegal immigration, China’s unfair trade practices, North Korea or the Middle East is to deny the fact that Trump has no care about any of these things and knows that much less.

The hardcore critique of the Republican establishment, whether one is a populist or “economic conservative” is that Republican leadership doesn’t care about the average voter. But that’s because Republicans have always tried to split the difference between appealing to the people who fund their campaigns and the people who actually vote for them, even though these two priorities are often at odds. The punch line to the joke is that this is exactly what they’re doing now, because Trump is the only person who appeals to both camps, and as long as he’s throwing red meat to the culture warriors, they won’t care that the rich sponsors are soaking the poor.

“5) Lots of deep-state rust needed scraping. Yet it is hard to believe that either a Republican or Democratic traditionalist would have seen unemployment go below 4 percent, or the GDP rate exceed 3 percent, or would have ensured the current level of deregulation and energy production. A President Mitt Romney might not have rammed through a tax-reform policy like that of the 2017 reform bill. I cannot think of a single Republican 2016 candidate who either could or would have in succession withdrawn from the Paris Climate Accord, moved the U.S. embassy to Jerusalem, demanded China recalibrate its asymmetrical and often unfair mercantile trade policies, sought to secure the border, renounced the Iran deal, moved to denuclearize North Korea, and hectored front-line NATO allies that their budgets do not reflect their promises or the dangers on their borders. “

Something approaching substance here. The hardcore Republicans are indeed getting a lot of what they want from this president, and I think we can agree that President Romney would not have “rammed through” what he wanted, because as a career politician he was raised on procedure and not might-makes-right. So were Newt Gingrich and Mitch McConnell, but they at least as much as Trump set the stage for an environment where Republicans “ram through” everything they want with absolutely no regard for the other people on the floor. Not that Democrats deserve any special courtesy, but it’s rather telling that the less popular mandate Republican policies have, the more fanatic they are at enforcing them, not despite popular will, but actively against it. And even though one arm of that political machine is voter suppression, the more the ruling faction acts in defiance of outside reality, the more likely they are to come to error, which will only serve to compound their unpopularity. Creating such a radical “rammed through” regime was always a bad idea. It usually is when the midterm election after a new president’s election leads to a severe loss in seats to the ruling party, even when it isn’t deliberately TRYING to piss off the nonpartisan voter. Ask the Democrats. The last time they had both houses of Congress, they used it to pass Obamacare, and they lost their Senate majority just in time for the Census. Another hint: It’s easier to roll back tax cuts than expansions to the medical bureaucracy.

“6) Something or someone was needed to remind the country that there is no longer a Democratic party as we once knew it. It is now a progressive and identity-politics religious movement. “

I just find it odd that a conservative in National Review is using the term “religious movement” as a pejorative. Unless Hanson, like many of us, has reached the conclusion that most religious movements are not introspective attempts to find values in the transcendent, but shabby pretexts for justifying political prejudices on the grounds that some things cannot be explained by reason. If he believes this, I say: welcome to the club.

“Trump took on his left-wing critics as few had before, did not back down, and did not offer apologies. He traded blow for blow with them. “

And I’ve mentioned that one point of value in Trump is that his don’t-give-a-fuck attitude is instructive for anyone who wants to counter the crybully tactics of the Left. But that still begs the question of what you are going to replace the old liberal order with, and Hanson leaves himself empty-handed when he says, in so many words, “look, Eisenhower diddled his staff chauffeur, and things turned out great.”

The point is not that personal immorality is an automatic disqualifier for a statesman. But is it an automatic qualifier? Are we approving on the basis of vices instead of virtues? Of course even Hanson isn’t so dense as to explicitly assert this, even if that is what he is asserting implicitly. What you do is judge an individual on balance. That is why history judges Martin Luther King Jr. as positive on the whole (despite his adultery), why the historical judgment on Bill Clinton is far more ambiguous, and why the judgment on Donald Trump is already decidedly in the negative.

Of course, that could change. Trump could get a peace deal with North Korea, although maybe not.  Even if he did, that might not put him on the side of the angels. After all, in 1929, Benito Mussolini signed the Lateran Treaty, creating Vatican City in Rome and thus solving the diplomatic impasse between the secular Italian state and the “captive” Papacy. This is an achievement that stands to this day. Why then did Mussolini end his life executed, dragged through the street and hung up to be spat on and jeered at by his former subjects? Well, I guess after you kill political opponents, gas Ethiopians, turn the military into a joke and turn the government into a collaborator with the Holocaust, people judge you on balance.

“In the end, only the people will vote on Trumpism. His supporters knew full well after July 2016 that his possible victory would come with a price — one they deemed more than worth paying given the past and present alternatives. “

Quite. Even if Democrats get Congress back this year (and again, these guys could find a way to strike out in a whorehouse), you need two-thirds of the Senate to impeach. Republicans couldn’t do it to Clinton when the country was far less polarized. But then, Clinton was far more popular. And the reason why Democrats might get the House back is that America has paid the price for Trump, and now that we don’t have Hillary Clinton to kick around anymore (I fucking hope), Trump has lost his one surefire rallying point. That’s why he keeps relitigating an election that he WON, so that his dupes will have something to rile them up rather than think about how the country is scarcely better off than it was under Obama.

“To calibrate the national mood, they simply ask Trump voters whether they regret their 2016 votes (few do) “

https://www.facebook.com/IRegretVotingForTrump/

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/03/us-small-farmers-regret-voting-trump-180330092417106.html

http://prospect.org/article/how-ambivalent-trump-voters-feel-about-him-now

“and whether any Never Trump voters might reconsider (some are), “

Again, that depends on whether Republicans can rally enough people around being the NotDemocrat party when that’s really all they have to offer. Based on the latest round of special elections and primaries, I’m not so sure.

“and then they’re usually reassured that what is happening is what they thought would happen: a 3 percent GDP economy, low unemployment, record energy production, pushbacks on illegal immigration, no Iran deal, no to North Korean missiles pointed at the U.S., renewed friendship with Israel and the Gulf states, a deterrent foreign policy, stellar judicial appointments — along with Robert Mueller, Stormy Daniels, Michael Cohen, and lots more, no doubt, to come. “

Drip, drip, drip, Trumpniks.

REVIEW: Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2 brings back most of the cast from the surprise hit movie: Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool), Morena Baccarin (his girlfriend, Vanessa), Leslie Uggams (Blind Al), Karan Soni (Dopinder the cab driver) and T.J. Miller, whose mutant power is the superhuman ability to sabotage his own career.

As the movie starts, Deadpool and Vanessa decide to start a family. Unfortunately, this goal hits a minor setback. Despondent, Deadpool ends up becoming an X-Men Trainee (TM) under Colossus and tries to rehabilitate an angry preteen named “Firefist” with the mutant power of flame generation (and possibly insulin resistance). However, once they’re stuck together in Mutant Penitentiary, Deadpool has to save the kid from a gun-toting cyborg named Cable, played by Josh Brolin. (Yes, Deadpool calls him Thanos at one point.) And once it’s revealed that Cable came from the future to change his own past, it raises the matter of how a decision to treat others can have effects on the whole universe. This is important, because it comes up at the end of the movie.

One thing I like about the Deadpool series is that it goes against the tendency in how most superheroes are adapted to the screen. Comicbook characters are literally cartoons. Their appearance, including a mask, is central to their identity, which is why Bruce Wayne doesn’t just fight crime in his civvies. But when studios are making a comicbook movie with a big star like Robert Downey Jr., they want to show Iron Man with his mask off as much as possible, because otherwise they think its a waste of star power to show a costume when pretty much anybody could be in it. But the producers of Deadpool movies (including Ryan Reynolds) get Deadpool. They put little facial expressions on his mask and show him in costume as much as possible because that’s how the comicbook looks. Besides which, Deadpool with his mask off looks kind of like a statue that someone sculpted out of dried cow shit and painted with a coat of vomit. Or like an abortion that crawled out of the biowaste bin, then escaped the facility, then grew up. Look, you get the idea.

In any case, Deadpool 2 not only has the violence and profanity we’ve come to expect, but it also holds together as a dramatic story (eventually) and it happens to have the most badass action-hero soundtrack EVER.

The Debate on Political Correctness

The Canadian debate series The Munk Debates had an event in Toronto Friday May 18, on the thesis “Be it resolved, what you call political correctness, I call progress.” The debate was speaker Michael Eric Dyson and New York Times journalist Michelle Goldberg on the side of political correctness with the opposition represented by British celebrity Stephen Fry and University of Toronto professor Jordan Peterson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxYimeaoea0

Fry of course was awesome. Goldberg came off very well, and for the most part, so did Dyson, though calling Peterson a “mean white man” was a low blow that did not do him any favors. I also think he didn’t realize how badly that would play with Peterson’s hometown crowd.

Peterson nevertheless was the weakest part of the event. He first gained the attention of people like myself when he was interviewed by an opinionated person from Britain’s Channel 4,  and came off as the reasonable person against somebody trying to push an agenda. This time he was the one who was irritated that no one was stressing his agenda, which includes among other premises the idea that the root of political correctness is an attempt to foist Marxist concepts onto Western culture in order to undermine it. And when insulted by Dyson, he actually would have been more effective if he’d made a brief rebuttal and then let it go, but the situation clearly unbalanced him.

Problem is, the issue isn’t quite as simple as saying that political correctness is all bad. Neither is it all good. Fry describes himself as a liberal, but took the “anti” position. Goldberg is pro-political correctness on the whole, but in her opening statement said there were some aspects of the movement that she wasn’t on board with, though she didn’t specify what they were. Fry had mentioned in his opening statement, “I believe that one of the greatest human failings is to prefer to be right rather than to be effective.” I have mentioned that on balance, I think that a lot of the “politically correct” movements, like #metoo, are vehicles for progress and the people in charge are dealing with the current moment in a reasonable manner. But there are examples of excess.

The main example that comes to my mind was the takedown of Minnesota’s Democratic Senator, Al Franken. Last year, former model and USO supporter Leann Tweeden described a USO tour with Franken in 2006 (when he was still a comic coming off his career at Saturday Night Live) and alleged that he French-kissed her without consent during rehearsal of a skit, and was also photographed pretending to reach for her breasts while she slept. After this accusation was made public, several other women came forward with similar stories that they said took place during Franken’s political career in Minnesota. This sort of thing would normally have gone through the Senate Ethics Committee for internal review, a process that Franken agreed to submit to. But several Democratic politicians, namely Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D – New York) called for his immediate resignation. But we know what was really going on. Liberals could see that the real problem was Trump being a misogynist thug, but they can’t do anything about that, so in order to “do something” they decided to single out a problematic person who could be leveraged, and thus removed one of their own most popular and effective advocates from politics.

And this is why I don’t trust the Left to stop gun violence. Or to stop Trump. Or to do… well, anything. I mean, the Left are like a coyote that chewed off three paws but is still caught in the bear trap.

But on reflection, what strikes me is that the “pro-PC” side was represented by Americans with their Constitution and free speech tradition, while the anti-PC side were two citizens of the Commonwealth. It might be because, from their perspective, they can see where we’re headed. In particular, Stephen Fry, being a gay atheist and socialist whose positions were historically not always popular, is very much aware that one’s right to a position should not be dependent on its political popularity.

REVIEW: Avengers: Infinity War

The titles of Marvel movies are often misleading. For example, Civil War was promoted as Captain America: Civil War, when it could just as easily been promoted as an Iron Man sequel or an Avengers movie, since Iron Man was just as central to the story as Captain America, and it was his actions that ultimately led to the destruction of the Avengers team. And now that Thanos is making his long-awaited move, bringing in the Guardians of the Galaxy, Asgardians, Wakandans, Dr. Strange, Spider-Man and all of the (former) Avengers, what we are calling Avengers: Infinity War would be just as well called “Thanos Vs. The Marvel Cinematic Universe.”

Guess who wins.

As fans know, the unifying arc of the Marvel movies since at least The Avengers is that Thanos is a demi-god level threat who has been collecting various “Infinity Stones”, some of which are possesssed by Marvel heroes. When all the stones are together, their owner has absolute control of space and time. Thanos seeks this power in order to restore balance by killing half the population of the universe. Apparently nobody told him about condoms.

Other good titles for this movie would be:
“The Search For A Thanos CGI That Doesn’t Suck”

“The Scriptwriters Don’t Seem To Like Star-Lord For Some Reason”

and “They Can’t Kill That Guy, He’s Still Under Contract”.

I waited until my friends were available to see the movie with me, so by now, most people are either aware of the ending or have been spoiled somewhat. The ultimate doom of the piece is greatly undermined because, A, we already know there is going to be a sequel, and B, anyone who knows about the original source material knows that a device that can control the universe and time can also reverse any changes made with it, which is how the comicbook story was resolved. But the major difference between a comicbook universe and its movie adaptation is that comic companies can use fictional characters and resurrect them without regard to age or death, whereas movie producers have to deal with real-world factors. For instance, Marvel Comics has had Steve Rogers quit being Captain America on several occasions (sometimes replaced by Bucky or Sam) but he usually comes back to the role. But even if Chris Evans wanted to play Captain America forever, Captain America is supposed to be at the peak of human athletic ability, and no one can be that buff past their early 30s. Whereas Robert Downey Jr. could conceivably play Iron Man (a normal human whose powers come from technology) well past the age of 50, but his star power has already made renewing his contract too expensive.  This is going to reset the universe, but not in the way that would happen in the comics.

So as both a comic reader and MCU fan, my approach to all this is a bit “meta.” Avengers: Infinity War was directed by Anthony Russo and Joe Russo, who did my two favorite Marvel movies, Civil War and Captain America: The Winter Soldier. (The best MCU movie verges between those two, Black Panther and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, depending on my mood.) There’s a lot of great dialogue and good acting (especially from Chris Hemsworth, remarkably enough). But I can’t say it’s the greatest Marvel movie. Others have pointed out that (despite a strong performance by Josh Brolin) Thanos has a severe problem as a villain, which I will address when I have more time to think about it. The major problem with this movie is that it’s the least stand-alone of all Marvel movies, and necessarily incomplete. It’s basically 95 percent awesomeness, and 5 percent …….

About That White House Correspondents’ Dinner

“You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you use to date him?”
-Michelle Wolf, April 28, 2018

“It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS.”
-Les Moonves, February 29, 2016, regarding the Donald Trump presidential campaign

By now, a lot of people have offered their opinions on comedian Michelle Wolf’s speech at the 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.  At the risk of coming off like Dennis Miller, I wanted to research some points before giving my opinion.

Wolf was not the first person to give a speech at the WHCD to be taken to task for being vulgar or tasteless, even before the Trump Administration. In fact if you look at the 2016 event and compare President Barack Obama’s speech to the speech given immediately afterward by comedian Larry Wilmore, it’s amazing that the president not only did not punch low, but had a better sense of the room and better comic timing than the professional comic. Since then, you’ve had Hasan Minhaj and Wolf (like Wilmore, both veterans of The Daily Show), and both were attacked for being too offensive. In Wolf’s case, she came off with a hesitant, giggly affect, which conveyed either too much confidence in the material, or conversely no confidence at all.

As Wolf herself said, “you should have done your research.” But nevertheless people felt the need to complain, including those who were not directly targeted by Wolf. So where the president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, Margaret Talev, had promoted Wolf before the dinner, saying “Our dinner honors the First Amendment and strong, independent journalism. [Wolf’s] embrace of these values and her truth-to-power style make her a great friend to the WHCA”, after the dinner, Talev said: “Last night’s program was meant to offer a unifying message about our common commitment to a vigorous and free press while honoring civility, great reporting and scholarship winners, not to divide people. Unfortunately, the entertainer’s monologue was not in the spirit of that mission.”

Which is a bit precious given that, again, this is the third year in a row that the Correspondents’ Dinner hired a Comedy Central comic as a featured speaker and they ended up giving an R-rated address. So it is a fair question as to who is more betrayed: the rubber-chicken crowd that expects the event to titillate rather than provoke, or the people who actually expect journalism to speak truth to power.

The real joke of the night is that that never has been the point of the event.

There is a certain code of professional respect in American politics, not just between the two major parties but between the press and the political class, and it is simultaneously the greatest virtue and greatest vice of the system. It has already been permanently undermined within the two-party system by Newt Gingrich, then the Tea Party, and most recently by the maneuvers of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan in the Congress to shut Democrats out of serious legislative action. But the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, like the Al Smith Dinner in New York, is one of the remnants of a tradition where all parties in the political-media complex are supposed to relax and reassure themselves that short-term disagreements aside, they’re all Americans on the same team.

The ultimate downside to this sense of courtesy is that if you have enough friendships or juice with the gatekeepers of information, you can be the most depraved character imaginable and still retain respect in the system. As some of Donald Trump’s mentors showed him by example.

I’ve often felt that this is one of the reasons that Trump ran for president in the first place. He was already the ultimate spoiled brat who was used to having the press and the legal system give him all the breaks he wanted, but the least little pushback was still too much for his fragile ego. So he decided to shoot for the ultimate position of power and prestige so that his disgusting conduct would finally be unimpeachable. So to speak.

What we have ended up with is worse than hypocrisy, it’s a double standard. Which is not entirely the same thing.

Hypocrisy is the Republican stock in trade. You expect these people to attack others on standards that they don’t feel the need to uphold themselves.

The problem is when the “respectable” mainstream media actually do believe they uphold standards of fairness and objectivity, but in doing so, enforce them unevenly. What happens when Donald Trump attacks judges and journalists for being Hispanic, or mocks another journalist for a disability? Do you call him out as a bigot? Well, you can’t do that, that would be bias! But if you don’t call a spade a spade, is that fairness to Trump, or bias against truth?

What happens where you have a standard where one party can bully, pick fights and do as they please while everyone else has to play by the rules? When one party gets sucker punched and can only fight with one hand tied behind their back, who wins and who loses on that standard of “fairness”?

This code of professional respect is one of the numerous traditions of American government that Donald Trump wishes to destroy, to the extent that he cares about those traditions at all.

So of course he isn’t going to attend the Correspondents’ Dinner and take (further) mockery. That’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ job.

Sanders, also known as Aunt Lydia, also known as Sister Mary Elephant, is one of the most disingenuous and unpleasant people in an Administration where being disingenuous and unpleasant are the two main resume items. But Wolf didn’t call her out for being overweight, though she could have. She didn’t say Sanders is ugly, though she could have. She did say that Sanders was the white woman’s equivalent of an Uncle Tom, and that she traded in lies to the extent that she had turned them into a facial accessory. Now, one doesn’t normally accuse the press secretary of outright lying, but when this Administration started by having Sean “Spicy” Spicer come up to the press corps and insist that Donald Trump had the best attended inauguration in history when all visual evidence confirmed the opposite, it undermined the “official” Administration’s credibility when attacking anyone else as false or biased. As a more recent example of White House lies, Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump’s former doctor, just said that Trump’s bodyguard and a “large” assistant raided his office in February 2017 for Trump’s medical records. At her first press conference since the WHCD, Sanders admitted to the seizure on Tuesday but insisted that “as standard operating procedure, the White House Medical Unit took possession of the president’s medical records.” It is NOT standard medical procedure to have the president’s bodyguard take his medical records without authorization from the White House Medical Unit and in violation of HIPAA guidelines. (To the extent that we can trust Dr. Bornstein’s word, so long after the fact.) As it turned out, the raid occurred just two days after Bornstein told the press that he had given Trump a prescription of Propecia for hair loss. So that part wasn’t lying on the part of Sanders so much as omission. The pattern with the White House is to insist that “if Donald Trump says the sky is plaid and the moon is made of green cheese, then it is, because President Trump said so, because he’s the president, because he was elected, and who cares if Hillary got more votes, because he got the Electoral College, so that means the people have spoken, and anybody who disagrees is a Commie Muslim traitor or something.” Sanders is just that much more surly and brazen in that assertion than Spicer. Indeed, towards the end of his tenure, the press corps was starting to feel a bit of sympathy for Spicer because they could detect a core of shame within him, a trait that Sanders has obviously deduced is not conducive to survival in Trumpworld.

Getting roasted by Wolf is of a piece with Sanders’ day to day job. The White House press conference is increasingly recognized as a ritual where the White House spews public-relations propaganda in the guise of truth and the press corps pretends to take it seriously. But everybody puts up with being lied to, and did so long before Trump’s inauguration, because that’s how things are done. Journalism, especially in Washington, is a matter of contacts, and however much contempt the audience has for professional liars like Kellyanne Conway, and however much rage the president has for “leakers,” the government and the press are in a mutually parasitic relationship where most of the best leaks are from people like Conway and even Donald Trump himself. This was confirmed by no less a conservative than Ann Coulter. In her New York Times interview with Frank Bruni, Coulter confirmed that she was the source of a quote in Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury expose and that she was not the one who leaked it. In her account to Bruni, she had tried to get Trump’s aides to dissuade him from letting Ivanka and Jared Kushner act in his White House without portfolio, since that sort of thing was bad optics in the Kennedy Administration, and Bobby Kennedy “knew a little more about politics.” She got blown off by people who said “that’s above my pay grade.” So she got an audience with Trump himself and said: “Apparently no one else will tell you this, but you can’t hire your kids.” She said he did listen at the time, but when she heard about Wolff’s book, she went to Wolff at the book party and said, “I didn’t tell you anything, how did you know I had told him this? It had to be the president or someone the president told.’ And he said: ‘Oh, yeah, it was the president. He was storming around the Oval Office, saying, ‘And then Ann Coulter told me ….’”

So both sides here are acting just a little bit in bad faith. And when it is clear that Trump and his team have no regard for How The Game Is Played, it doesn’t necessarily help the press to spread information through deception and unattributed rumor. Only one side needs to care about upholding its reputation.

In any case, it is hardly news for a private citizen to shout that Trump and his stooges are liars and crooks. The real punch of Michelle Wolf’s speech came very late, at the 18-minute mark. “You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him. I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks, or vodka, or water, or college, or ties, or Eric… but he has helped YOU. He has helped you sell your papers, and your books, and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him. And if you’re going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money, because he doesn’t have any.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

The American press could have treated Trump on the same mutant-retard level that they usually reserve for third-party candidates. They could have shut him out of debates simply for going beyond the pale, which he did more and more often. But no. They wanted the 2016 election to be a contest. Everybody expected Hillary Clinton to roll to victory (certainly including Clinton), and the press corps that had prior experience of Clinton was already bored to death by the prospect. They could have promoted Rubio, Jeb or Ted Cruz, but they were all sad sacks, and the Annoying Orange was “great for ratings.” And of course, the New York press was at least as chummy with Trump as they were with the Clintons.

You don’t see journalists making a big issue of that bit, but that’s because Washington journalists are professional enough to not call attention to their weaknesses, whereas both Donald Trump and his cult are gaping wounds of emotional neediness that would cause a Jewish Holocaust survivor to go, “stop with the complaining, already.”

But make no mistake, Wolf knew what she was saying with those words, and her targets knew exactly what she was talking about.

And the fact that female professional journalists – some of whom are the prime beneficiaries of White House leaks –  are responding to Wolf on a tone-policing, gossip-girl level with regard to Sarah Sanders, rather than addressing the substance of her point, actually calls attention to it by omission.

One demands respect within an institution if that institution is worthy of respect. Thus when one party flagrantly violates the rules of respect they should not complain if they get attacked in kind, not should the respectable gatekeepers pretend that that party is innocent. Otherwise the institution becomes unworthy of the respect everyone is demanding.

And if the press will not challenge the White House, either because it fears a hostile administration, or wants to keep access to a friendly one, that’s part of the problem.

Also – Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean drinking water.

 

 

And Then What?

This piece is an analysis of a David Roberts article in Vox  from last Tuesday which is itself an analysis of a piece from the Niskanen Center’s Jerry Taylor, “Whither Never Trump?

Roberts addresses the concept of “Never Trump Republicans” (whom he calls NTRs) who clearly do not have influence with the Republican Party in operation but are still there as free agents in the media and political culture. The question is what they’re supposed to do. Roberts brings up Taylor’s article, because Taylor concludes that launching a competitive third party is that much harder than “(scrubbing) the GOP clean of the toxins now surging through its base.” Roberts instead proposes a “pretty obvious” solution: NTRs should vote Democrat. “There are, for all intents and purposes, two parties contending in the American system. If you believe one of them is an existential threat to that system … you should vote for the other one. Because one of them is going to win.”

The obvious point here is that there are no NeverTrump conservatives. There are conservatives (meaning, Trump cultists) and NeverTrumpers (meaning, everybody else). But that NeverTrump group includes libertarians, mainstream liberals, “progressives” who thought Hillary Clinton was problematic or not leftist enough, and a few folks who would have been deemed conservative in the not-too-distant past before “conservatism” meant only blind loyalty to Donald Trump and his Know-Nothing psychology.

That in itself ought to reveal the problem with the argument: You can’t get all of those people into the same party. In the final analysis, Hillary Clinton’s loss in 2016 is a question of whether you can even get liberals and progressives into the same party.

The other issue with Roberts’ logic- that accepting one of the two parties as an “existential threat” necessarily means voting for the other one in a two-party system- is that it was no less valid in 2016. We didn’t know then what Trump would be like in office, but everybody already knew that Donald Trump was a loathsome, dysfunctional personality with no relevant experience and destructive ideas, and yet he got just enough people in just the right states to get the Electoral College. Now, the anti-charismatic Hillary Clinton is not on the ballot for the midterms and will not be on the ballot in 2020 (we only hope), and Republicans in Congress might have pissed off enough people to overcome right-wing loyalties to that party or hatred of liberals. Still, if your best case for voting Democratic is “the other party is like Satan, only racist”, well, we already knew that, and it still was not enough in itself. And then what?

This means that while non-leftists might need to sit out or vote for the Democrats this time, it does not address the long-term issue. Taylor writes: “Even if self-imposed exile were a comfortable option, it’s probably a self-defeating one for those alarmed about the direction of the Republican Party. Granted, a steady string of decisive electoral defeats would eventually force the GOP to change course or die (the fate of the party in California). But despite what some bullish progressives are beginning to think, a generation-long series of electoral beatings is unlikely. Donald Trump may lose in 2020, but if the party continues along its current path, he would simply be replaced by new and better “Trumps” on the horizon. If past is prologue (and we see no signs that it will be otherwise), Democratic overreach will trigger a Republican resurgence. Only two years after Richard Nixon resigned, after all, the GOP nearly held the White House in an electoral cliffhanger.” (This point by Taylor is conspicuously absent from Roberts’ analysis.)

Roberts also might not have considered that the Republicans he’s asking to just give up and vote Democratic could already be doing so, sotto voce. Several of them, notably Paul Ryan, have announced they’re not even running this year. That does not guarantee a Democratic victory for those seats, but the main thing that guarantees a Republican victory is an incumbent candidate. As for the various political columnists, “real” conservatives already think that anybody who isn’t with the cult is The Enemy, so right-wing pundits have already in effect declared their allegiance by taking pundit jobs with CNN (formerly nicknamed the Clinton News Network) and MSNBC (which is the Clinton News Network).

But Roberts moves on towards the conclusion of his thesis: “America’s dwindling white Protestant majority, facing off against an unwieldy coalition of challengers, increasingly driven to ‘authoritarian, blood and soil politics’ in defense of privilege. … That battle must play itself out. The GOP will only change when white-grievance politics is consistently rejected at the ballot box, as it is in California. Only if that happens will the party be open to change. And if the party wants to change, it will seek reformers willing to return home.

That battle could take years, even decades. But by Taylor’s own reckoning, if the blood-and-soil contingent wins, American democracy could be lost. There is only one alternative to that outcome: the other side winning. Like it or not, there are only two parties that matter in the US. For a Trumpist GOP to lose, the Democratic Party must win. ‘Tis math. So Taylor should suck it up and vote for Democrats — not because he likes their policies, but because the alternative is an existential threat.”

Wrong.

This is exactly the wrong tack to take with people who couldn’t stand your party even when Republicans were sane. For a Democratic partisan to look at the current situation and say that the only solution is to vote for the party that he likes is a bit… convenient.

What isn’t being considered is that perhaps the Democratic Party is the less ugly side of the existential threat. I have said this to liberals many times already, and I’m gonna keep saying it til they finally listen: The problem is that your candidates suck and nobody likes them, including a lot of people on the Left. We can see how awful Republicans are. And in the last election Democrats made the stakes very clear. And they still couldn’t get enough people to vote for them in the right states. Which should have only brought home the point that since the start of the Obama Administration, Democrats lost a record number of state and Congressional races where the Electoral College was not a factor. You’ve established that the Republicans are an existential threat, Democrats. And you lost anyway. And then what?

Blame the rest of the country for not listening to you instead of the other way around?

Yeah, that makes sense.

In dealing with Republican “conservatives”, it has become painfully clear to me that the truth will not penetrate some people’s skulls even if you wrapped it in barbed wire and called it Lucille. But it’s also become clear that even the superficially reasonable liberals aren’t capable of learning from experience. Telling the rest of us to “suck it up” and be good little robots is exactly why the Democrats are not able to take advantage of Republicans’ self-created hell, even if (especially if) everyone already knows that there are only two parties that are worth voting for. But what if neither is worth voting for and the best you can offer is not being an existential threat?

Then what?

The fact that the two-party system was broken even before Trump showed up, and will remain so after he’s gone, is why voting for Democrats or getting rid of Trump isn’t nearly enough (which is a point at the heart of another Vox article from last Monday).

As much as I rag on Roberts, he’s only half wrong. Which is to say he’s half right. But so is Taylor. Roberts is correct to say that in the short term, this broken system can only correct by tilting back towards the Democrats. He is incorrect to imply that that will be enough in the long term (or that the long term doesn’t matter). That is because Taylor is right when he says you cannot depend on the rest of the country to stay with the Democrats for anything but the most imperative reasons (and in the last election, not even then). But Taylor is wrong to say that the vehicle of opposition must be the Republican Party.

As I said last time, anybody who wants something besides the Democratic Party either needs to invest in the Libertarian Party, invest in a whole new right-wing party, or somehow get the Republicans to pull out of the Abyss. Well, we already have a Libertarian Party, and its organization, however small, is still greater than a party that has to be created out of whole cloth. As for the Republicans, you wouldn’t even have a Libertarian Party if people like me thought that the Republicans could be saved. We tried reforming it from within. Gary Johnson tried. Charlie Sykes tried. Jeff Flake tried. They don’t want us. And the various people who don’t like the Democrats but are getting more and more offended by the Party of Trump are asking themselves whether it’s still worth voting for. Just as 2016 was not as much a case of Trump winning as Clinton losing, Democratic coups in states like Alabama and Pennsylvania add up to a growing case of Trump fatigue. And Trump gets as far as he does because he’s actually less repellent to the average voter than congressional Republicans. Support for Republicans among those under 30 is lower than it’s ever been. How are we supposed to claim that this is the Party of Lincoln when they would rather be the Party of Trump? Exactly how damaged and blasted is the party supposed to get before they finally conclude that neo-Confederate authoritarianism won’t pay off? And will they be in any better shape than the Libertarians by that point? The Republican Party is already shrinking. We really ought to let it die.

It can’t die, of course, because we’re effectively allowed only two parties. Someone is always going to prop up this zombie, no matter how many brains it eats, because without the Republicans, we’ll only get to vote for Democrats.

For that to be the long-term solution, the liberal apologists proposing it must assume that the rest of the country will accept the implication that “the only rational choice” is the only choice that they deserve to have. In a democracy.

It might just be the case that the rest of the country will not accept that proposition.

And then what?

More Thoughts On Taxation

“Uncle Sam, I want to know what you doing with my fucking tax money.”

-Cardi B

Last week of course was Tax Day, and I made the mistake of getting into another political discussion on Facebook. I posted one of those memes that quoted on top, “Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society” and at the bottom it said: “WRONG – Taxes are the price we pay to avoid getting kidnapped by government.”

So one of my liberal friends responded, “No- taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.”

And I responded with two words: “Or else.”

As I’d said last April 15th, I can’t agree with the premise that “taxation is theft,” but I get the logic behind it. It makes more sense than saying “paying taxes is patriotic.” Patriotism has nothing to do with it. Resident aliens have to pay federal taxes without being American patriots, and everybody has to pay local sales taxes. As for taxes creating a civilized society, clearly that’s a matter of opinion. What is unquestionably true is that we have never been able to fund a government through purely voluntary contributions, and so for government to exist and do those things that we deem necessary, it has to use law enforcement to get revenue. The main difference between private force and government force is the public’s assumption of government legitimacy. That is the only thing that makes taxation not theft.

If we acknowledge a need for government, that does not mean we all agree that that necessity makes everything government does a necessity. Was the Transportation Security Agency absolutely necessary to our existence before 9/11? And is it actually doing anything productive now?

There is a difference between supporting the government because it is legitimate and treating it as legitimate simply because it IS the government.

On this score, liberals broadly assume that the government is justified in itself, and therefore its actions are assumed to have necessary purpose, and if it acts egregiously, that only proves that The Right People need to be in charge of an ever-expanding system, not that the system has exceeded its justifications.

By contrast, if libertarians act as though taxation is theft, or government is inherently wrong, they are acting on the classical-liberal assumption that government is not infinitely justified in its actions, that it is necessary insofar as it is an improvement on the “state of nature” or rule by the local gang, and that when there is no distinction between the rule of law and rule by force, government loses its necessary claim to superiority over other armed groups.

The problem is that the current state of affairs is neither a case of liberals trying to make government do good things nor right-libertarians trying to impose limits on government. We currently have Republicans in power, and while they have in the past embraced both a Hamiltonian approach to big government and a libertarian sympathy to “small government” and business-friendly law enforcement, what we are seeing from the current Administration is the brazen declaration of conservatism as nothing better than the use of big government for the material benefit of those already in power.

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, is used by critics as the go-to example of this psychology, for good reason. Among other things, Pruitt used his position to charge the government for repeated travel expenses including a four-day trip to Morocco, ostensibly to promote gas exports when that is not in the purview of the EPA. He is even more famous for charging the government to fly first-class on most of these trips, and for creating a detail of security guards that previous EPA heads did not consider necessary. (In his defense, Pruitt needs to travel separately from the common folk because he’s intensely unpopular.)  More recently, the Washington Post reported that Pruitt charged $25,000 to have a secured phone service or “Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility” built in his office. The article says, “according to former agency employees, the EPA has long maintained a SCIF on a separate floor from the administrator’s office, where officials with proper clearances can go to share information classified as secret. The agency did not specify what aspects of that facility were outdated, or whether the unit inside Pruitt’s office would meet the physical and technical specifications a SCIF generally is required to have. ”

Your tax dollars at work, liberals.

Not only that, while Pruitt might even exceed his boss’ level of taxpayer-funded decadence, Pruitt as administrator is a very typical example of a Trump appointee maintaining the agency that he was appointed to while serving the opposite of its purpose. Both Pruitt and Energy Secretary Rick Perry have used their positions to promote the coal industry and other polluters. Perry of course, became famous in 2011 for a presidential candidates’ debate in which he had promised to eliminate three federal agencies including the Department of Energy, except he couldn’t remember the name of that Department.

Now, liberals might consider the conservative-libertarian drive to kill federal agencies to be counterproductive or even crazy. But an Energy Department that did not exist would not be acting as a souped-up Chamber of Commerce and doing so on the public dime and with government authority.

This is not simply a case of reducing the scope (or budget) of a regulatory agency, but preserving its existence (against libertarian ideology) in order to enact policy to the benefit of private groups. Thus the premises of liberal regulatory government are turned against themselves in order to make government actively benefit the people who are supposed to be regulated.

Critics of government, both liberals and libertarians, have used the terms “rent-seeking” and “regulatory capture” to describe how elites turn government’s regulatory power to their benefit, but the modern Republican Party goes far beyond this. Regulatory capture is redundant when you can just BE the government.

Moreover, this is not justified in terms of any free-market ideology, including Randian selfishness. The so-called Captains of Industry are the people most dependent on government for their lifestyle. That which can be granted by government – like, unlimited vacation junkets – can be taken away by government.

And the only way these appointees and corporate beneficiaries can justify a government-sponsored lifestyle is to assume that this is the normal and permanent state of affairs.

When the ruling class considers the rest of the country to be not the source of sovereignty, but an economic resource to be exploited by force, and all parties involved conclude that government is serving no other purpose, that is when revolutions start.

Now, let us all work to make sure that never happens, but if it does, would liberals stand in front of the mob and say, “but without government, who would fix the roads?”

The point is not whether or not we want government to fix the roads or maintain public services. The point is that acceptance of those services is not a blanket justification of government institutions. Justification of government as such is exploited by the same conservatives who say government shouldn’t be spending on poor people, so that they can redistribute income upward and use government force to benefit themselves.

If leftists can’t grasp this distinction between libertarianism and conservatism, let alone the difference between ideal conservatism and what passes for it now, then they can’t complain when the rest of us question the difference between Stalinism and socialism.

Nevertheless, this means that the ultimate burden is on the Right. Because if the “official” right-wing party is going to embrace a level of villainy that Snidely Whiplash would find implausible, it threatens to render any opposition to the Democratic Party establishment illegitimate. Which means that anybody who wants a real opposition either has to invest in the Libertarian Party, create a new center-right party (the new Whigs, maybe?) or convince the “moderate” Republicans in Congress to volunteer for spine implants.

 

Paulie Numbnuts and Liddle Donnie Clown Boy

It is appropriate that on official Tax Day, I look over the legacy of Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan, who this week announced he would not run for re-election. This links to Paul Ryan’s mostly consistent support for Donald Trump, since Trump as president was instrumental to Ryan’s long-term goals of cutting taxes and government. Thus Ryan’s decision stands as a verdict on how well his loyalty to Trump paid off for himself and the Republican Party.

The first point, which most pundits haven’t spelled out, is that Ryan’s decision means it is no longer a matter of whether Republicans will lose the House in the 2018 midterms, it is just a matter of how badly. Prior to this decision one could argue that the matter was up in the air. But Ryan’s value to the Republican rank-and-file was his formidable fund-raising ability, and that has been undermined. If Ryan had kept his decision to himself and only retired after the November election results (whether Republicans kept the House or not) he would have been a more credible spokesman for other candidates on the campaign trail. Now even though he’s still going to stump for other Republicans, everyone is going to know that he’s campaigning for them when he won’t run himself.

That in itself leads to a broader implication. The fact that Ryan did not conceal his position until after the election (when he probably would have won his own seat) implies that he saw no point in fighting for the House. This is what gets to the question of Donald Trump’s real effect on Republican policy and its chances of long-term survival. The press has noted for some time that even before the primary process is finished, many Republicans are simply not running for re-election. Including House members who are running for other offices, only 19 House Democrats are resigning or leaving after 2018, compared to 40 Republicans. Democrats need 23 more seats to take the House. Normally the majority party would have the edge because incumbents usually win re-election. By not contesting certain seats, Republicans render them open and thus increase the chances that they’ll go to Democrats. But given the stakes of the last Republican Congress, where Paul Ryan and his caucus gutted many of the regulations on Obamacare and passed a surprisingly unpopular tax cut whose benefits went mostly to the party’s donor class, the stakes for retaining control of the chamber are dire. Why then is Paul Ryan doing something that will do more to hurt the Republican majority than any other single act?

Well, let’s just consider This Week in Trumpworld.

On Monday April 9, the FBI raided the home, hotel room and law office of Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, on the recommendation of Robert Mueller and the specific permission of Mueller’s supervisor, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. It has since been reported that several of Trump’s confidants are afraid that Cohen may have taped conversations that prosecutors could use against both him and his boss. And since this (and several other cases) are being processed through state offices in New York, firing Rosenstein or Mueller, or giving a federal pardon to Cohen or other confidants, would not make the cases go away. Then it turned out that Cohen and Stormy Daniels’ former lawyer, Keith Davidson, had also handled a hush-money settlement to a former Playboy Playmate who had an affair with Elliot Broidy, deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee. (This was a position also held at one point by Cohen.) Then towards the end of the week, Jim Comey, the FBI director that Trump fired after handing him the election, previewed his new tell-all book by leaking copies to the press, excerpts saying things like  “As I found myself thrust into the Trump orbit, I once again was having flashbacks to my earlier career as a prosecutor against the mob. The silent circle of assent. The boss in complete control. The loyalty oaths. The us-versus-them worldview. The lying about all things, large and small, in service to some code of loyalty that put the organization above morality and the truth”, and that when he mentioned the possibility that Russians had taped Trump in a room with two prostitutes, Trump “began discussing cases where women had accused him of sexual assault, a subject I had not raised. He mentioned a number of women, and seemed to have memorized their allegations.”

It’s not looking good. So what do you do if you’re Trump?
Yep, you bomb another country!

As I said after Trump’s last missile wank, almost exactly a year ago, Trump wasn’t trying to send a message to Syria and Russia over Syria’s chemical warfare. He was trying to send a message to gullible American establishment types, including the liberal media, that he was trying to be serious. If he was serious, then there would be more of a broad-based policy for achieving a peace in Syria. The fact that Chump tossed off one missile strike and pronounced “Mission Accomplished” demonstrates that the whole thing is just a diversion.

So why does he need a diversion? And again, why did Paul Ryan throw away the last chance to maintain control of Congress when they and Trump rely on each other for mutual protection?

Maybe it has something to do with what conservative Erick Erickson posted this week as the latest set of catastrophes were coming to light. He talked with a local Republican Congressman who told him “If we’re going to lose because of (Trump), we might as well impeach the motherf**ker”. Erickson goes, “What’s the problem, though? Well, get ready…

“It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He can’t help himself. He’s just a f**king idiot who thinks he’s winning when people are b*tching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump. I listen to your podcast and heard you hate it too. What an overrated piece of sh*t movie. Can you believe it beat the Shawshank Redemption?'”

Then consider that for some time, long-time Trumpnik Ann Coulter has been calling herself a “Former Trumper.” She has gone so far as to do an interview with Teh Failing New York Times admitting, among other things, that a $1.3 trillion dollar omnibus spending bill that had hardly any money for Trump’s (alleged) immigration agenda sent her over the edge. “I don’t know what more horrible thing you could come up with than violating your central campaign promise that became the chant and the theme of the campaign that he promised at every single rally. I mean, implementing the principles of ‘The Communist Manifesto’ wouldn’t be more of a betrayal than that.”

Wow, the Jersey casino boss who went bankrupt four times couldn’t follow through on his commitments, and you’re surprised?

It goes to show how damn stupid the Trumpniks are. And by that I’m not just referring to the rednecks on social media who commit eight grammatical errors in a five-word sentence. I’m referring to the articulate people like Coulter, and the Billionaire Stringpullers like the Mercers and the Koch Brothers, who are supposed to be smart enough to know better. And of course I’m referring to Paul Ryan, the supposed “policy wonk.” All of these people wanted to believe that Trump was something other than what he was. And it just ties into the point that while Republicans have spent some time appealing only to a certain section of the country, their long-term problem is that they can’t appeal to everyone in their coalition at once.

Libertarian-adjacent writer Will Wilkerson had a great autopsy in the Times where he went over Ryan’s Faustian bargain with Trump: “Politics isn’t physics, but a governing Republican philosophy that sees it as a moral imperative to slash the budgets of social programs that benefit mainly older and working-class white people is bound, sooner or later, to drive a party of mainly older and working-class white people off a cliff.” The only way Ryan could accomplish his legislative goals was to get a Republican in the White House, and the only one who could get in the White House was the one who least hewed to Republican orthodoxy. “Mr. Trump spotted opportunity in the injured dignity of the Republican base and the feckless irrelevance of the establishment’s agenda. He told Republicans shaken by the reality and risk of downward mobility that they were the only Americans who counted, and that they had been cheated and betrayed. He promised never to cut their Social Security or Medicare, and expressed admiration for single-payer health care. He took their side against immigrant rapists, murderous jihadis, plundering trade deals, dangerous city people and disloyal, condescending elites of all parties and persuasions. He promised to use his billionaire superpowers to rig the economy to their advantage. It didn’t matter that he is a transparently corrupt, bigoted, sexually abusive, compulsive liar. He offered the dignity of recognition, promised to fight, and won. … As soon as Mr. Trump clinched the nomination, Mr. Ryan became as tame as a poodle (but) the Republican majority was crippled from the start by the fundamental conflict between a government-shrinking agenda and the immediate material interests of Republican voters.”

It comes down to the point that the fundamental dynamic of the Republican Party is the conflict between a financial elite that sponsors the politicians and a populist voter base that actually elects them. And there’s only one person who can credibly be listed as both a populist and a member of the financial elite: Donald Trump. (And yes, that means that the policies of the Trump Administration in practice are unbelievably schizoid, but what would you expect?)

The end result is that the “conservative” Republican Party has become a personality cult that invests itself in the whims and vagaries of one man who is well into the second half of his lifespan, rather than in philosophical principles that are supposed to stand the test of time against political fashion. In other words, the opposite of conservatism in theory.

This explains why the various groups in the current Republican tent don’t just prep Mike Pence for the White House (apart from the fact that he may be tainted, too). While the Religious Right guys would love Pence, neither the Koch-style “economic libertarians” nor the Roseanne types who think the Kochs are trying to rob them care all that much about fundamentalist priorities, such as gay rights or what trans people call themselves. (They don’t care that much about queer people, but by the same token, they aren’t strongly motivated to disenfranchise them.) But what the plutocrats, the fundies and the Tea Party working class all want is someone who’s going to fulfill their dreams by cutting through all the dross of the democratic republic and run things the right way – even when they have different ideas as to what that means. They are all desperate for a strongman, even if he isn’t really strong. Or smart. Or politically skilled. And might be compromised by organized crime and the Russians.

Poor little Trumpniks. They wanted a Leader. They wanted a great man on horseback. What they got was Liddle Donnie Clown Boy.

And while Trump retains some popularity in the Heartland, those policy wonks who may disagree with liberals but know how Washington actually works day-to-day have gotten to see how Trump operates day-to-day. And they’re coming around to the realization that he is doing to their party what he did to the Atlantic City gambling industry.

But now that they finally have the White House and both houses of Congress, they’re all in on the philosophy that there is no rule of law and all that matters is being in the biggest gang. There’s just one problem with that attitude.

Republicans aren’t the biggest gang.

Indeed, the deliberate Republican strategy for the past few election cycles has been to game the federal system and their own primary election process to marginalize everyone outside a few set opinions so that anyone who isn’t “politically correct” can’t get nominated and voter ID laws and other schemes limit the potential voter pool for general elections. Rather than try to appeal to the broadest possible group (the way Democrats have been), Republicans purge their own ranks for purity, run on issues that appeal only to the hardcore, then try to make sure that only the “right” people vote for them. And then some of them wake up and realize they’re screwed because no one will vote for them.

This is a serious lesson for any group, Left or Right, that wants to change the system. The knowledge that not everyone is going to agree with you ought to indicate that you aren’t going to retain power indefinitely, and thus you should start with the changes that everyone can agree with and have a chance at enduring, rather than deliberately making radical changes that are guaranteed to piss off everybody who isn’t you. Otherwise, antagonizing the rest of the country on the premise that you’ll get away with it forever not only reduces the chance of you staying a majority, it increases the chance that the opposition will try to roll back everything you did when, NOT if, they take the government back.

So Much For First Principles

Nothing in democratic politics is given — or rather, the things we consider given at any moment enjoy this status for no more exalted reason than that public opinion (expressed primarily through elections) favors treating it as such. But the settlement or consensus in its favor is always temporary and contingent. The contestation of politics, the struggle over power and ideas, over the Constitution and the law and who we are as a political community, never ends. It’s always possible for a settlement or consensus at one moment of history to be rethought, overturned, or reversed. Rights granted can later be rescinded — and there’s no way to prevent that from happening beyond continuing the fight, day after day.

-Damon Linker, The Week

It’s time for me to introduce another of my personal axioms. The first was: “It is possible for two different things to be true at the same time.” The second was: “Every new president somehow lowers the bar.” The third is: There are no a priori concepts.

A priori (Latin for ‘from the prior’) is a phrase that is frequently invoked in philosophy but was popularized by Immanuel Kant in the 1781 Critique of Pure Reason. Without getting way too technical and over-involved (like Kant), the author was writing in reaction to contemporary philosophy, the one extreme being radical empiricism (example: David Hume) and the other being rationalism divorced from experience (ex: Bishop George Berkeley). While Kant asserted the reality of the material world and “experience”, philosophers ultimately count him as an idealist who distinguished knowledge gained after experience (knowledge a posteriori) from knowledge a priori, universal truths existing prior to experience of phenomena. “But although all our cognition commences with experience, yet it does not on that account all arise from experience.” Philosophers ever since have been gnawing over the merits of Kant’s work, so I don’t think people will assume that it’s easy for me to blast his thesis to bits. It seems, however, that problems can easily be deduced. For instance, in asserting “that certain cognitions even abandon the field of all possible experiences”, Kant cited as primary examples the concepts of God, Free Will and Immortality. But for these three to be truly independent and transcendent of culture and experience, they would have to be common elements in all philosophy, not just the heritage of Greco-Roman/Judeo-Christian culture. In Eastern philosophy by contrast, a Supreme Being exists in Hinduism but is not necessarily inherent in Buddhism, Free Will implies a concept of self that both Hinduism and Buddhism are opposed to, and Immortality exists only in a concept of samsara, or cyclical existence and reincarnation, in which the individual comes to see the phenomenal world as futility and ultimately seeks to end the cycle rather than preserve it.

What does this have to do with anything at all?

Because in the realm of politics, Americans, specifically liberals, are acting as though certain elements of the political debate are a priori assumptions and not to be questioned. But in the above example, Kant declared that Western philosophy pointed to theism because theism was at the basis of philosophy. But if one goes outside that philosophical perspective, it becomes clear that not everyone holds those beliefs as the given.

I bring this up due to a couple of subjects.

The Atlantic magazine recently hired National Review columnist Kevin Williamson, which is in line with other controversial decisions from center-left media (like The New York Times) hiring right-wing columnists like Bari Weiss and Bret Stephens for the sake of “perspective.” The very fact of these selections is a tacit admission that the readers of such media are only getting one side of the debate. But the ink wasn’t dry on Williamson’s first Atlantic piece before liberals brought up remarks he made on a conservative podcast where he said: “And someone challenged me on my views on abortion, saying, ‘If you really thought it was a crime, you would support things like life in prison, no parole, for treating it as a homicide.’ And I do support that. In fact, as I wrote, what I had in mind was hanging.” This was known at the time, yet Williamson got hired by The Atlantic, and Thursday April 5, Williamson got fired, editor Jeffrey Goldberg declaring: “The language he used in this podcast—and in my conversations with him in recent days—made it clear that the original tweet did, in fact, represent his carefully considered views. The tweet was not merely an impulsive, decontextualized, heat-of-the-moment post, as Kevin had explained it.” (As of the 5th, Williamson’s one column is still up on the Atlantic website, where he was still listed as a staff writer.)

It was in fact another Atlantic piece that pointed to a National Review article of March 2016 where Williamson said in regard to White Working Class Trump Voters:  “There wasn’t some awful disaster. There wasn’t a war or a famine or a plague or a foreign occupation. Even the economic changes of the past few decades do very little to explain the dysfunction and negligence—and the incomprehensible malice—of poor white America. So the gypsum business in Garbutt ain’t what it used to be. There is more to life in the 21st century than wallboard and cheap sentimentality about how the Man closed the factories down. The truth about these dysfunctional, downscale communities is that they deserve to die. Economically, they are negative assets. Morally, they are indefensible. … The white American underclass is in thrall to a vicious, selfish culture whose main products are misery and used heroin needles. Donald Trump’s speeches make them feel good. So does OxyContin.” So I’m a bit surprised that anybody there is surprised at what they were getting.

As Reason Magazine’s Katherine Mangu-Ward says, “the underlying logic of Williamson’s position is a view shared by roughly half or at least 40 percent of Americans.” It is a position one can argue with, but the opposite (pro-abortion rights) position is not necessarily the accepted wisdom, unless you are a liberal. Mangu-Ward continues: “I have personally been the beneficiary of this doublethink on ideological diversity for years. When institutions recognize the need to have a nonliberal somewhere in their midst, they look across the landscape and discover that the closest thing to conservatism that they can tolerate is a relatively mild-mannered, young(ish), female, pro-choice libertarian. Which is to say, not a conservative at all.”

More broadly, this is part of why the abortion debate can’t be simply resolved by an appeal to logic or first principles, because the first principles of each side are radically different, as are their implications, depending on how far you want to go. As I grow older and the fragility of life becomes more obvious to me, I am more inclined towards the Catholic position, which is pro-life on both abortion AND the death penalty. Nevertheless, I have to define myself as pro-choice, because if we actually defined abortion as murder, Williamson’s posture would be less of a posture and more of a possibility.

See, Kant’s other famous idea was the thought experiment called the categorical imperative. Having eliminated the possibility of deriving truth from empirical data (or rather, asserting that it only applied to the ‘phenomenal realm’), Kant sought a device by which one could determine the morality of an action in a given situation. He defined this categorical imperative in action thus: “Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.” Translated, Kant is expecting the individual to take responsibility for every choice as an example of a universal principle.

When challenged on this by the Frenchman Benjamin Constant, who said that if lying goes against the categorical imperative, this would mean that there is a duty not to lie to a murderer seeking a target, Kant replied that (while one might simply withhold any statement and keep silent) it is nevertheless a greater duty to be truthful to the murderer than to protect a potential target: “Although in telling a certain lie, I do not actually do anyone a wrong, I formally but not materially violate the principle of right with respect to all unavoidably necessary utterances. And this is much worse than to do injustice to any particular person, because such a deed against an individual does not always presuppose the existence of a principle in the subject which produces such an act.”

This gets to the real issue with Kantian idealism. With the categorical imperative, and in a much broader respect with the Critique of Pure Reason and subsequent work, Kant was trying to act against the philosophy of “consequentialism”, and define a universal moral law that was not undermined by “self-love” or ulterior motives. Yet, to apply the categorical imperative, one has to apply consequences on the most abstract level, and limit one’s action on the principle that a particular action sets a universal example. To Kant, to lie in any circumstance is to justify lying in all circumstances, and thus the abstract consequence of violating philosophy is used to dismiss the practical consequence of making that maxim a universal.

Most people, of course, don’t think like this. Unless you’re in politics.

This in a roundabout way gets to the other topic I am thinking about.

One of the reasons that gun crime remains an issue is that every time a firearms massacre occurs, liberals can’t get the “common-sense gun safety” legislation they want, because even when it is common-sense and supported by the public (national background checks, for instance), it gets shot down in the Congress and state legislatures. This is mostly because of the NRA and its commercial priorities, but the NRA itself is representing a larger gun culture, and I would say that a huge reason for their success in resisting political pressure is that they are as inflexible in compromising gun rights as Planned Parenthood and liberal organizations are in resisting compromise on abortion rights. Just as pro-choice people resist conservative attempts to restrict abortion access as a transparent ploy towards ending abortion rights altogether, the gun lobby presents any gun control legislation as a slippery slope towards total gun prohibition.

At this point, liberals might object. We’ve established that there really are some conservatives who not only want to ban abortion but want to prosecute it as murder. But surely being anti-gun isn’t the same thing. The argument being proffered by liberals is that they aren’t trying to end gun rights, just establish proper security procedures. “Nobody’s saying we need to get rid of the Second Amendment.”

Except, some people are.

On March 27, retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens attracted headlines with a New York Times column in which he stated that the only solution to gun violence was the repeal of the Second Amendment. Stevens points out that the Second Amendment was put in the Bill of Rights because of a fear that a national standing army would threaten the security of the separate states, thus the default assumption that defense was a matter for state militia. But to Stevens, “that concern is a relic of the 18th century.” Stevens states that his concern stems from the 2008 Supreme Court decision District of Columbia v. Heller, in which he was one of four dissenters, and which he asserts “has provided the N.R.A. with a propaganda weapon of immense power.” Removing the Second Amendment, Stevens says, “would eliminate the only legal rule that protects sellers of firearms in the United States – unlike every other market in the world.” Blanking out of course, that by Stevens’ own argument, we’d had the Second since the signing of the Constitution, and the prior standard of its interpretation before Heller was more to his liking, and it would be much easier and more practical to appoint more justices who agreed with him than it would be to go through the whole process of amending the Constitution.

Keep in mind, when Antonin Scalia wrote his opinion in Heller, he specifically stated: “Like most rights, the Second Amendment right is not unlimited. It is not a right to keep and carry any weapon whatsoever in any manner whatsoever and for whatever purpose: For example, concealed weapons prohibitions have been upheld under the Amendment or state analogues. The Court’s opinion should not be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms. Miller’s holding that the sorts of weapons protected are those ‘in common use at the time’ finds support in the historical tradition of prohibiting the carrying of dangerous and unusual weapons.”

Not to mention, liberals have never fussed about applying the First Amendment towards a general category of individual freedom of expression that applies far beyond 18th-century artefacts like “the press.”

All Heller did was to knock away the specious rationale that the Constitution says anything about a “collective right” that is inherent in the government and not the people. Liberals wail that Scalia’s opinion arbitrarily blew away the previous consensus on what the American legal standard of gun ownership is supposed to be, eliding the point that said standard was a precedent that did not date back to the founding documents, and is most strongly based in US vs. Miller.

Nevertheless, Stevens’ piece is worthwhile in that someone is at least approaching the matter honestly. The main fact in Stevens’ opinion was that we haven’t actually needed state militia units since the Civil War, and their domestic security purpose is effectively taken over by the National Guard. But that gets to the general point that much of the government’s “rules as written” (the Constitution) have little to do with how the US government works in practice. Challenging the Second Amendment simply forces us to admit that the government hasn’t operated according to its original principles for quite some time, but it doesn’t answer the question as to whether that is really a good thing.

For example, the Third Amendment says that the government is not allowed to quarter troops in private homes. “No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.” We haven’t even needed to consider this, because since the constitutional government was founded, the government has always provided for troops and had the money to do so, thus the option has never been necessary. That being the case, why do we still need the Third Amendment?

Because, we all know that if we didn’t have the Third Amendment, Republicans would force wealthy Democrats to quarter troops on their property so they could raid the defense budget for their personal vacations.

This is why it doesn’t help liberals to say that “the Constitution is a living document.” Because if “conservatives” press their current advantage, and get multiple justices on the Supreme Court, they could repeal Roe v. Wade, or Brown v. Board of Education. And at that point, asserting that the Constitution is a “living document” won’t sound quite so cute.

So this is what I’m getting at: First, Immanuel Kant sucks. But that’s not directly relevant. Secondly, we do not all share the same first principles, which is made clear by American political history in general and the current trend of politics in particular. Third, even beyond first principles, the real reason that liberals and conservatives can’t trust each other these days is that they both assume the worst of each other when they get into power. Which is eminently justified.

GAME REVIEW: Starfinder

 

I’m going to take a different tack with this blog for a bit.

I play role-playing games – as in, tabletop, dice rolling, role-playing games – and in my hobby I’d done a few reviews for a couple of RPG forums, enough to where a few game publishers actually forwarded me free material to review. Ironically, I got turned off to those sites because of the non-gaming, political discussions, after one of those forums got taken over by the kind of SJWs who think anybody to the right of Che Guevara is a Nazi, and the other site went in the opposite direction, being so disgusted with “social justice” movements that they think Donald Trump is a hero. And much of the reason I got into those political discussions is that the gaming discussions bored me. I already knew what I liked, and the commentary seemed to be mostly fixed opinions on various games, which became too predictable to be worthwhile. I still did reviews, but I noticed that not too many people read them, and in the case of one of those sites, not too many people were even contributing reviews anymore. It was a point of diminishing returns.

Which didn’t stop me from actually playing games with my friends. I have two separate groups playing on two different nights. One of them frequently runs Pathfinder, a Dungeons & Dragons offshoot that became popular after the owners of the actual D&D brand temporarily decided to turn their product into the gaming version of New Coke. Recently, the host of our game wanted to try being Game Master of the new spinoff game, Starfinder, which is Pathfinder in space. Sorta.

In light of both our game experience and my study of the core rulebook, I wanted to do a review of Starfinder, because it actually differs in some respects from the original Pathfinder, and in light of the recent news that after almost 10 years of Paizo Publishing making the Pathfinder RPG, they’ve decided to playtest a second edition of the rules – for which Starfinder helped serve as a model.

Starfinder, like Pathfinder, is set in its own fictional universe, like the D&D settings of Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms. In this case, Pathfinder is set on the Earth-like world of Golarion, which is established to be in a solar system with other planets, most of which have their own humanoid races, akin to early 20th Century science fiction. The premise of Starfinder is that it occurs some point in the far future in the Pathfinder universe, but for some reason, Golarion no longer exists. Or is in another dimension. Or something. No one knows why. In fact, whatever it is that removed planet Golarion also removed everyone’s memory of exactly what happened, an event now known to the interplanetary civilization as “the Gap.” (Supposedly this was done to prevent Pathfinder players from changing the established history of the setting, though given the severe difference in tech levels, no Pathfinder player characters should have lived long enough to see the Gap.)

Likewise, the Starfinder setting still technically has the Tolkien-like races such as Elves and Halflings, but stats for them are in the back of the book. The core rules focus on Humans and the inhabitants of those other worlds in the solar system, such as Androids, the four-armed Kasathas and the telepathic Lashuntas. It also features the Vesk, a warlike reptilian race who tried to conquer the solar system before both sides had to ally against a greater threat. Most of these races (including Androids but not Vesk) had game stats in Pathfinder material that was previously published for sci-fi crossover scenarios. What’s different, and where you have the first change from the prior Pathfinder game, is that each race (including Humans) has their own stat for Hit Points. Hit Points of course are the D&D stat that determines how much damage a character takes before getting taken out. Traditionally, though, players rolled their hit points on “Hit Dice” randomly depending on their character class, with warrior classes getting more hit points (rolled on a 10-sided die, or d10) and scholarly wizards getting less (rolling a d6 or even a d4). In Starfinder, Hit Points are a set number coming from both a character’s class and race, the two values being added together at 1st level and every new experience level. Starfinder also gives characters the “Stamina Points” stat, which is related but not quite the same thing, and the Resolve Points stat, which is pretty important in play (see below).

Character classes are different from the set given in Pathfinder and most D&D games. Pathfinder is infamous for taking the base assumptions of D&D classes – the “martial” fighters and rogues, with clerics and wizards – and exploding them with various options in new sourcebooks such that there are now at least twenty. Starfinder, at least in its corebook, only has seven classes. Some cases are obvious analogs to D&D/Pathfinder style classes. The Soldier, for instance, is the equivalent of the Fighter, only a good deal more versatile. In this regard, there’s another clear difference between Starfinder and the edition of D&D that Pathfinder was based on: Soldiers get twice the skill points of D&D/PF Fighters. (Spellcasters also got screwed on skill points in Pathfinder, whereas in this game most people are assumed to be technically skilled, so each class gets at least 4 skill points per level.) You also have the Envoy, who uses Charisma to outmaneuver enemies and help friends (basically a Bard, or what some games would call a Noble), the Operative (read: a Rogue, or Thief), the Mystic (Cleric) and Technomancer (Wizard or Sorcerer). However there is also a Mechanic class that deals specifically with the technical issues that you would get in a space science fiction game, with options like cyberware and drones. There’s also the Solarian, a melee warrior class which for reasons unexplained is able to “manipulate the forces of the stars themselves.” This gives access to some pretty cool comic-book type powers, but most of them require the solarian to already be in combat over a period of rounds in order to be “attuned” to stellar energy.

Furthermore, there’s a step in character creation that’s actually introduced before the rules for races and classes. It’s called the theme. There are actually more character themes (ten) than there are classes, ranging from Ace Pilot to Themeless (as in, if you don’t want to pick one of the other themes). Each adds +1 to a favored attribute, creates a “theme knowledge” (reducing the difficulty number of checks to recall a favored subject, and adds to a favored skill, like Piloting for the Ace Pilot theme), and adds three other abilities at 6th, 12th and 18th levels. The themes usually link up to a certain class – for instance, the Priest theme adds +1 to Wisdom and aligns perfectly with the Mystic class – but the thing is that each theme could combine with any class. So if you combined Mystic with the Mercenary theme, you could define your character as a military chaplain.

Again, while skills work much as they do in other D&D/D20 System games, the Starfinder skill list includes the things that would be necessary in this setting, namely Computers, Engineering and Piloting, which don’t have analogs in fantasy games. All three of these skills are needed for different crew positions in starship combat, which is another common element in this game that doesn’t exist in Pathfinder. This also means that some skill functions got absorbed into other skills. Survival is still a skill, for instance, but most people use vehicles, so Riding isn’t its own skill in Starfinder. Instead, one uses Survival skill to ride a creature.

In practice the main difference between Starfinder and Pathfinder is the array of equipment available through technology, although most of it will not be available to 1st-level characters due to sheer cost. One feature of this game is that equipment items (including armor and weapons but also computers) have a level, like spells or characters. This is on a scale where a survival knife does 1 to 4 hit points damage, costs 95 credits and is level 1. By contrast, an elite gyrojet rifle does 6 to 72 (6 12-sided dice) in damage, is level 17 and costs 242,500 credits. The range of non-magical weapons available due to technology is greatly increased, including lasers, cryo (cold) weapons and electric stunners, among others, although again the damage at low levels isn’t much. You can also mix magic and technology, which in this setting frequently involves “weapon fusions”, commercially available, advanced enchantments that can be applied to an existing weapon or can, with difficulty, be transferred from one weapon to another. (So if you wanted a Holy or Dragon Bane Shotgun, this is your game.) Also, similar to cyberpunk games, cybernetics and bio-systems can be installed in a character’s body, although this is also expensive in relation to the item level. (A standard datajack that can be attached to one’s skull for computer interface is 625 credits. One with bonuses to the Computer roll is up to 8525 credits.)

While the equipment list is necessarily expanded for a science fiction game, the magic spells list (for what is still a fantasy game) is actually compressed. This might be because the technology that is available to everybody (with enough credits) makes magic less unique. For instance, a medical lab can install an item called a regeneration table, which uses nanites to effectively duplicate any heal spell up to Raise Dead, although the need to attune to a given creature’s biology means it can only be used once. In any case, both Mystics and Technomancers only get 6 levels of spells as opposed to D&D’s traditional 9. Various spells with similar but progressive effects are grouped into one spell with various levels, thus the Cure Wounds spells become one “Mystic Cure” spell at levels 1 to 6, and the 1st level “Feather Fall” in D&D simply becomes the 1st level spell version of Flight. The book says that spellcasters don’t care too much about the distinction between “arcane” vs. “divine” magic, but in practice, mystics seem to focus on psychic and healing powers, while technomancers “hack” physical processes. Notably, while Wish (or Miracle) is still on the spell list, it isn’t given a spell level, rather a spellcaster needs to be 20th level to cast it (once a week for a mystic to use Miracle, whereas a technomancer needs to spend 2 Resolve Points and ‘fuse’ two 6th level spells to use Wish).

In Play

The Starfinder game my Gamemaster is running has gotten our characters up to 3rd level after about 5 or so adventures. We have a Technomancer (me), a Mechanic, a Mystic, an Operative, a Soldier and an Envoy. I believe the GM is using a published series of adventures (what the company calls an ‘adventure path’) and it does a fairly good job of introducing the players to successive elements of the game setting. For example, when our team was hired to explore a certain asteroid, we had to use a rented shuttle, which for reasons still unknown got attacked by a fighter craft, thus leading to low-level starship combat. The corebook’s section on Starships explains that various crew positions each require certain skills, which in turn make certain classes better suited to certain bridge stations. For instance while the Envoy is not great in direct combat, most of the actions assigned to the captain in starship combat are best performed by the Envoy or other high-Charisma character (this game seems to go with the Captain Kirk concept of ship command). Attacks are based on the gunner’s base attack bonus, which means that the gunnery role always goes to the soldier (or solarian). Otherwise I have noticed that most classes are flexible in regard to holding ship positions. The Technomancer, for instance, is likewise not good in direct combat and doesn’t have all the engineering tricks of the Mechanic, but has several of the Mechanic’s core skills (including Engineering and Piloting) and thus while best suited to be science officer can serve well as a pilot or engineer. By contrast the Mystic class doesn’t have either of those skills, and while it does have several Charisma skills the character would only be a good captain if it were built around such skills. In practice the mystic is very much a “healbot” in the D&D mode, and as it turns out, healing is at least as important in this game as it is in Pathfinder.

In regular (non-starship) combat, characters not only use Hit Points but the aforementioned Stamina Points, which are similar to concepts from some other d20 games (like Wizards of the Coast’s licensed Star Wars game). The difference is that while Hit Points only recover with Cure spells or an 8-hour period of rest, Stamina Points can be recovered with a 10 minute rest, but that requires the expenditure of a Resolve Point. In character creation, each race gets its own base hit points (from 2 to 6) at first level, plus a similar number of hit points at 1st level and every level thereafter due to character class. Each class provides a certain number of stamina points (plus a Constitution modifier) per level. Resolve Points are “an intrinsic reservoir of grit and luck tied to your talents and often enchanced by your class.” Each character has a number of Resolve Points equal to half character level (round down, minimum 1) plus the character’s key ability score modifier (e.g. Wisdom for Mystic). Stamina Points and Resolve Points normally refresh entirely after 8 hours of uninterrupted rest. Without magic, hit points only recover at the rate of 1 per character level each 8 hours, or twice that with 24 hours of complete bed rest. The kicker is that while stamina points give each character an extra layer of durability compared to D&D characters, once they’re burned off, you take damage to hit points. Once hit points are gone, you don’t go into negative hit points. Rather, each round you lose 1 Resolve Point until your character is medically stabilized. If that doesn’t happen and you would be brought below 0 Resolve Points, you die. So this is the Resolve Point economy in combat: You can use Resolve Points to stretch your character’s stamina points (with a 10-minute rest), but you don’t want to use them all, because if you should go down to hit points (which is likely if grevious damage causes the character to lose both stamina and hit points in the same battle) and are in danger of going to 0 HP, your remaining Resolve Points are the only thing standing between your character and death. This is complicated still further because Resolve Points are the “hero point” mechanic of the game. At mid to higher levels, certain class features either require spending a Resolve Point or require the character to have at least 1 Resolve Point still unspent. So while the Starfinder character is twice as tough as the D&D/PF character on paper, in practice you have to budget the use of Resolve Points very carefully in order for that critical situation to not sneak up on you.

In Conclusion

There were some things about the Starfinder game I didn’t like, such as being rather vague in how certain abilities translate from SF to Pathfinder and vice versa. For instance, Small characters in Pathfinder (like Gnomes and Halflings) are treated as having a slower movement rate than Humans, but this isn’t mentioned here, even though it is mentioned that Starfinder Dwarves have a movement rate of 20 feet that is not affected by encumbrance (just as in Pathfinder). The layout and font resembles a tech manual (whereas the Pathfinder Core Rulebook has pages resembling yellowing parchment), but unfortunately it also reads like a tech manual, and not only does the smaller font make the work physically harder to read, the layout also makes it harder to get information on healing lost damage points, how solarian class powers work, and other non-trivial bits.

Nevertheless, the game at least provides the sort of skills and equipment that would be necessary to run a science fiction (or even contemporary) setting using D20 rules. (It’s certainly better for that than D20 Modern.) And as I mentioned, it might give us a peek at the Paizo Publishing design philosophy as they playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition. Like, if the Pathfinder Fighter more resembled the Starfighter Soldier, it would probably work better. From what I’ve seen from Paizo’s site, the Pathfinder notes seem to be fairly similar to my experience with Starfinder: A lot of good ideas that aren’t clearly expressed. I like Starfinder from what I’ve played so far, but your mileage may vary.

And on that note…

HAPPY EASTER!