Guillotine Insurance

In belated honor of Bastille Day, I would like to discuss the concept of guillotine insurance.

“Guillotine insurance” is a term a lot of leftists use to discuss ideas like national healthcare, or minimum wage, or something else that is supposed to keep the peasants from revolting. There’s at least one reason why a lot of people don’t take such rhetoric seriously, and I’ll get to it later. But as I’ve said, it is irrelevant to argue that “health care is a human right” or that anything else leftists want is a “right” when we have rights that are enumerated in the Constitution and the current government won’t even acknowledge those.

For example, Portland.

Apparently the Black Lives Matter protests in Portland, Oregon had been dying down – one reason they hadn’t been in the news before now – but then someone decided to send in some people, not that anyone will take credit or give specifics. Starting July 7, resident rump sent in US Marshals Special Operations Group, Customs and Border Protection Border Patrol Tactical Unit (BORTAC) and the Federal Protective Service, which is in charge of protecting federal properties. In the early morning hours of July 15, officers in unmarked camouflage were filmed as they got out of an unmarked van and grabbed a person in a helmet. More such reports came up in social media. According to the BBC, “The role of federal troops sent to Portland is the subject of intense speculation at the moment … They belong to a new federal force created last month in an executive order signed by President Trump which tasks them to protect historic monuments, memorials, statues, and federal facilities … When asked about the arrest of a protester captured on video, the CBP said the individual was suspected of destroying federal property. They said agents had identified themselves and were wearing CBP insignia but their names were not displayed “due to recent doxing incidents against law enforcement personnel who serve and protect our country.”

The goal is precisely to make sure that no one is accountable. If the tactic works (as in, it boosts Trump’s polls), Trump can step up to the podium with his retarded-toad grin and take credit for everything, and if it blows up, he can fire the alleged guy in charge like one of his wives. It’s the same way that Peter Navarro supposedly acted outside the White House when he wrote an op-ed against Anthony Fauci when we all know that Navarro won’t pee standing up before getting verbal permission from Trump. I call it “implausible deniability.”

Trump and his people have confirmed that this lawbreaking-and-disorder effort is just a test run for a wider campaign. Supposedly they’re going to go to Chicago next. Well, at least people there have guns.

I’m almost not joking. There is no reason why civilians can’t just shoot these guys. Why not? What agency do they represent? None? You won’t tell us? For THEIR protection? But if they haven’t done anything wrong, what do they have to hide? If you won’t tell us what authority you represent, you don’t represent ANY authority, and you have no more right to use force than anyone else, therefore anyone else can use force on you. Self-Defense! Stand Your Ground, man!

As terrible as this is, and it IS terrible, because it sets yet another precedent eroding American rights against an already established standard of letting the president of either party do whatever the fuck he wants, it’s worth remembering the analyses of people who point out that if Trump hadn’t let so many people die from coronavirus and the economy wasn’t endangered as a result, he wouldn’t be resorting to the usual tactic – escalate the chaos (even if he has to create it himself) and then tell his cult that only he can solve the problem he created. And as even Fox News told him, that’s not working anymore.

This, incidentally, is why the coronavirus is directly linked to Donald Trump’s decline in the polls and declining political fortunes when nothing else, up to and including impeachment, has knocked him off. Because people in 2016 already KNEW Trump was an unqualified, bigoted idiot, and they still liked the cut of his jib. Further revelations of his low character just reinforced the support of the people who voted for Trump precisely because of his low character. As long as his character deficiencies didn’t hurt THEM, they were glad to have a head of state who was dumb for public consumption and triggered the libs. Now that Trump’s dysfunction is the proximate cause of the spread of coronavirus in America, and even those people who aren’t directly affected yet still can’t go to bars and buffets and hair salons, they can blame the governors in their states, but deep down they know the governors aren’t the reason for the virus itself. Why else would Trump get such a horrible crowd in Tulsa, when he carried Oklahoma in 2016 by over 36 points?

Back in PC (Pre-Corona) it didn’t matter that our president was Liddle Donnie Clown Boy, because he at least knew enough to not interfere with one thing he’d inherited from Obama, and that was the economy. But because Trump isn’t even deep enough to be one-dimensional, he couldn’t understand that the coronavirus can’t be left alone to spread, and that if it isn’t contained, THAT destroys the economy. (Almost as if human beings are a necessary component of said economy!) Now we actually need a plan of action, and all Clown Boy can do is juggle his balls and holler at the marks to buy tickets to his next three-ring circus.

Just as Trump’s destabilization of Portland not only made the local situation worse but is counterproductive for his image as a “strong leader” who is actually solving our problems, his constantly casting about for demons and radicals and socialists to hunt down is doing more to radicalize the population than anything the Left has done on their own initiative. The apparent radicalization of America is nothing more than a growing part of the population realizing that cops already can abuse and kill anyone when they can get away with it, and the only reason this hasn’t happened to more white Americans is that it was not politically correct for authorities to do so. White protestors are dealing with what black people have been dealing with all along.

Among the various norms that Trump has destroyed, the latest is the most ironic: he is undermining the concept of white privilege itself. This is a term often used by the Left, I would say, used to death, but if “white privilege” means anything, surely it means the privilege of not being harassed, beaten or killed, even IF you’ve committed a crime?

When you try to explain the concept of white privilege to a non-leftist, salt-of-the-earth, “Why don’t we have a WHITE History Month?” kinda guy, you can point out that when the cops confronted Dylann Roof after he shot up everyone in a black church, the FBI de-escalated and got him lunch on the way to the police station, whereas Eric Garner was strangled by cops over selling loose cigarettes. When you put it that way, a lot of people get it.

Very soon, and certainly if Trump is re-elected, we are all going to find out what it is like to be black people.

No, not in the figurative “The Irish are the blacks of Europe” sense, or the disingenuous “Irish Catholics were the first indentured servants in North America” sense, I mean in the practical sense that I’ve already mentioned. It was easy to treat black people and other minority groups as having no sovereignty because they didn’t have much in the way of numbers and even less political influence. Black people still don’t have much in the way of numbers, but as a whole, people “of color” are an increasing plurality. More than that, the country as a whole, including white people, is turning away from a Republican view of the world, even as the Republican world is becoming increasingly self-enclosed and reactionary. That’s why they’re so afraid of mail voting and absentee voting (even though upper-class groups and absentee homeowners have often had to use such measures) because they don’t think they can win elections fair and square anymore. The ruling class is afraid of public sovereignty.

David Frum was right: “If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy.” It used to be that Republicans like Reagan and even the Bushes could win majorities by giving the public something to vote for, and a vision of government that appealed to the majority. But apparently now that’s just too hard. What you are seeing under Trump and Mitch McConnell is an effective agenda to rule not only as a plurality, but actively against the majority, sort of like apartheid South Africa. After all, Frum has also said: “The main benefit of controlling a modern bureaucratic state is not the power to persecute the innocent. It is the power to protect the guilty.”

There always was a contradiction in the Declaration of Independence in saying broadly, “all men are created equal”, but in practice asserting that only white men are equal. We have lived with this contradiction because we saw the universal point behind the declaration and worked to resolve the contradiction by creating a white ethnic “melting pot”, freeing the slaves, giving women the vote and moving towards greater equality. The Banana Republican Party now seeks to resolve the contradiction by rejecting the Declaration itself, by asserting that men are not created equal, that there is one law for the ruling class, and the law for everyone else is simply to serve. The fact that this standard would have kicked both Stephen Miller and Donald Trump’s ancestors out of the country is an irony that is lost on them, as most ironies are.

The Trump Organization is undermining the legitimacy of government itself.

Now if you’re one of those “libertarians” who always votes Republican and is perfectly fine with anonymous thugs throwing civilians in vans as long as they’re the people you hate, you can at least take comfort in knowing that your heroes are undermining support for Big Government, just not in the way you expected.

When leftists raise the concept of “guillotine insurance” they are perhaps being a bit naive in assuming that that’s how government in America works. We don’t assume we have to fight the government for our rights, which is one reason why we never assert them. We don’t have guillotine insurance in America, because we didn’t think we needed it. Partly it’s because there was more of a race culture than a class culture (compared to largely homogeneous European countries) but one of the reasons that we didn’t even have a class culture is because all of us, even the elites, actually believed in the American Dream. We had reason to believe that it didn’t matter how poor you were or where you were born, you could make it. That was the case for the white melting pot, and it’s even true for the large numbers of non-white immigrants who continue to come to America.

But that may not be the case any more. Income inequality in the US is not only higher than it’s ever been, it approaches the inequality levels of 1789 France. This is not an exaggeration. Trump Republican policies did indeed keep the economy going, but they deliberately hollowed out the safeguards we needed to keep it going in an emergency, including the pandemic response team that helped stop Ebola. And once Trump let the coronavirus spread to a national catastrophe, his Republicans only grudgingly allowed middle-class supports for a cratered private sector while cronies were allowed to dip their beaks in the limited “small” business fund. And it doesn’t matter if that was too little too late, we’ve gotta get the kids back in schools, even though there’s no vaccine and the resident is deliberately undermining mask-wearing efforts, we’ve gotta get adults back to work and get the economy going again. After all, it doesn’t matter how many people die, Wall Street bounced back, and that’s all that really matters. You’re just supposed to shut up and obey. Goosestep back into the offices, back into the shops, back into the schools, be a good little soldier, cough out your lungs and die for The Leader.

FUCK.

THAT.

A political class doesn’t do that sort of thing if it fears losing power. And if it doesn’t see a threat to its rational best interest in flipping off the public, it must be because they have reason to believe they’ll never lose an election again.

People on my side – or what I thought was my side – have used slogans like “Fear the government that fears your gun.” I would add, “Fear the government that fears your vote.”
Because if you don’t use one, you’d better be ready to use the other.

What Was The Point Of All This Again?

It’s the Fourth of July. It’s time for our yearly patriotic message. And this year, my message is: Maybe this country was a mistake.

Why? Because this country was founded for a reason. Not just an abstraction of “freedom” or “liberty” but an attempt to create such in the face of a historical context in which a previous standard of freedom and liberty were threatened by the arrogance of a remote government. The United States of America is now 244 years old. And in this year it is now further away from the principle behind the Declaration of Independence than ever and closer than ever to being the servile colonial state that it was before 1775.

And it would serve well to use Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence to demonstrate the issue. For now, put aside the whole issue of whether the whole Revolution is invalidated by slavery or whether Jefferson himself (as opposed to Yankee Founders) is invalidated by being a slave owner. The premise of our revolution was that we were our own country, not merely someone else’s colony, and that our rights are universal and inherent, and that we had a right to rebel because the government abused its powers and denied our equal rights. The premise of our Constitution is that once we had achieved independence, we had to create a republic not only to protect our sovereignty but to protect the general welfare. By comparison to our Founders’ stated reasons for creating this country, where is America now in terms of freedom?

https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript

In Congress, July 4, 1776.

“The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

Again, don’t focus too much on the inherent contradiction of a slaveholder declaring “all men are created equal” or whether rights are endowed by God. At this point, I will say that the premise of the paragraph is that Jefferson was declaring “self-evident” something that many did not see as self-evident, that at least all white men are created equal, which was revolutionary enough, given that it meant that a British “noble” has no greater inherent worth than a commoner, and that people from Europe do not have greater inherent worth than white Americans (especially since in other American colonies the caste system was even more formalized).

As for the “Creator” I will say that it speaks to the inherent contradiction, especially with modern “conservatives” who insist that rights are endowed by God: I find it interesting that the people who most loudly insist that rights are endowed by a Creator are ones most uncomfortable with the “all men are created equal” part. Given that religion has been invoked on both sides of the debate, it undermines the idea that religion is an objective source of moral values. But even if Jefferson was asserting a moral value inconsistently or hypocritically, he WAS asserting a moral value. It holds as a universal principle even if it is not applied universally. And in this particular year, as in the time of the Civil War, the challenge to the universal principle is from those sections of the country that think that freedom means only freedom for them.

And that faction is the one supporting the direct threats to freedom that we face now.

“Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. “

In other words, one does not change the national government lightly or for trivial reasons. Even such problems as exist with the current government are usually preferable to throwing it out. But when “a long train of abuses and usurpations” clearly intends to create an intolerable despotism, overthrowing such is not only a human right but a duty.

“Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. “

Having established that one only removes a government for valid reasons, we come to the question: What are our reasons for removing ourselves from the current government? Those reasons follow.

“He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.”

At this point in the 18th Century, Parliament was not effectively supreme over the British Monarchy and it was possible for King George to step in to create his own policies, especially where the colonies were concerned. In this system, we technically have an independent legislature, but for all the bills that are passed by the Democrat-majority House of Representatives, few if any are passed by the Republican Senate, because Republican Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is given effective control of the legislative process. This is not something that the current president is actively involved in, but McConnell would be unlikely to pursue a legislative course without the Republican president’s assent.

“He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.”

Donald Trump has specifically threatened the State of Nevada (among others) by withholding federal funds because he says voting by mail is “illegal” (it’s not) thereby denying our own right to representation without succumbing to blackmail over already allocated funds.

“He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.”

Again, we have a complaint which is not directly relevant to the current situation as it concerns administration of an overseas colony rather than domestic policy. There are still parallels. I will address them later.

“He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”

The focus, maybe the raison d’etre, of the Trump Republican Party is “obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners” and refusing to allow any to come into the country. Except of course, during the initial stages of the coronavirus, when Trump knew that coronavirus had spread to Italy and other parts of Europe, yet only declared a travel ban from Europe more than five weeks after announcing a travel ban from China.

“He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

“He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”

The politicization of judicial appointments under both parties has become that much more blatant under Republicans, which is another case where Mitch McConnell takes the initiative when Donald Trump doesn’t. It was of course McConnell who refused to have the Senate address President Obama’s appointment of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, thus not only acting as a veto on the president but on McConnell’s entire chamber. Since being elected president, Trump has made a point of choosing judges only from a Federalist Society approved list, and at lower levels, Trump, with help from McConnell’s Senate, has appointed almost 30 percent of our active circuit court judges in less than four years.

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.”

This ties into “He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.” The Trump Organization has become rather infamous for the number of federal offices it has chosen to leave open or with only “active” heads, even though most bureaucracies have to have their administration heads approved by Congress. By this means Trump is able to create a situation where he does in fact administer by decree, since there is no oversight approval, and such “acting” heads can be fired at will. Earlier this year, he criticized pro forma Senate sessions (which were intended by Republicans to limit Barack Obama’s ability to make recess appointments) and said, “The Senate should either fulfill its duty and vote on my nominees or it should formally adjourn so that I can make recess appointments. If the House will not agree to that adjournment, I will exercise my constitutional authority to adjourn both chambers.”

Of course, Trump, unlike Mitch McConnell, always says the quiet part loud.

“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:”

Especially in the wake of George Floyd’s death, the American public is coming to grips with the militarization of many police departments, which implies a larger militarization of the civil society. One of the steps Trump took in reaction to riots that disturbed even some in Middle America was to have our national monuments occupied by masked, armed men with no unit insignia. In a Politico article about that subject, it was mentioned in passing that “Every year since the 2001 terrorist attacks, the federal government has added to its policing ranks a force larger than the entire Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.”

It has already been mentioned with the concept of qualified immunity, police departments are in effect given permission to commit acts (including killing) which would guarantee prosecution were they committed by civilians. This is why Black Lives Matter and other groups have demanded that the federal government act to ban qualified immunity. Democrats included such a ban in recent legislation, but refused to vote for a Republican Senate bill that did not include the ban.

This is to say nothing of Trump’s own attempts to render “his” troops unaccountable. The most notorious example is the case of Eddie Gallagher, a Navy SEAL who had been charged with ten offenses under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, for among other things murdering an ISIS prisoner in custody, taking a photo of the corpse and sending it to friends. This was the one charge he was actually convicted of. Since Gallagher had already served the stated amount of time on his sentence, he was released. However, Donald Trump personally intervened to insure that Gallagher’s pre-discharge rank be reinstated (to protect his retirement benefits) and that his SEAL pin be restored, against the verdict in the court martial.

Make no mistake: If he had his way, Donald Trump WOULD run everything by fiat. And if you are voting for Donald Trump, you, like the Republicans who acquitted him in the Senate, are voting to approve conduct that Thomas Jefferson thought was tyrannical and worthy of revolution. You are working against everything Jefferson wanted to achieve.

“For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:”

On this score, I refer to the libertarian argument: A tariff is a tax on the consumer.

“For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.”

This part, unfortunately, has less to do with Donald Trump in particular and more to do with the general trend of government under both parties, a trend where Donald Trump is more a symptom than a cause. In the wake of our “War on Terror”, both the Bush and Obama Administrations were criticized for the practice of “extraordinary rendition” where the US government arranged for or accommodated the transfer of suspects to countries outside the United States, where torture is specifically illegal and “enhanced interrogation” techniques can be investigated.

Similarly, it was under the Obama Administration that there was a drone strike on Anwar al-Awlaki, an American expatriate who advocated for jihad in Yemen. When Awlaki was killed in 2011, he became the first US citizen to be targeted by drone strike, effectively execution without trial.

This is the sort of thing that libertarians have been going on about for years. But if there was reason to criticize a government that abandoned the principles of our founding simply out of expedience or neglect, the danger is that much greater when the people in charge of government are deliberately acting against that principle because they are against the principles of our founding.

“He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.”

As with many Trump initiatives, the current president may not have actively declared war, but he has withdrawn protection and aid, not only in the general case of the coronavirus but in the specific case of Puerto Rico, which is not a State but whose residents ARE American citizens. This has had the effect of ravaging the coasts, towns and livelihoods of that people.

“He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat [sic] the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”

In context, this refers to King George’s recruitment of mercenaries from Hesse (Germany) and other areas to suppress the already active American rebellion. The Republicans’ corps of mercenaries are homegrown.

“He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”

[Okay, this is the part that hasn’t aged well, college kids.]

“In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

“Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish [sic] brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.”

In the 18th Century, there was technically a means of redress of colonists’ grievance through the British Parliament, which is why the Founders had at first tried to make their case to the British government rather than advocate for radical separatism. But the Parliament was partisan for Britain, with only a few exceptions. This in itself was a cause for alienation from the mother country.

Similarly there is a mechanism in the Constitution for removing an unfit chief executive, called impeachment, but just as the ruling class of Britain decided that their job was to protect their own and not the people of the Colonies, the Republican majority in Senate of the United States decided that its goal was to protect their own rather than the country. And just as Parliament’s alienation from the Americans served to alienate this nation from the mother country, the Republican Party’s choice of sides has served to further alienate them from America. Especially since every thing that Donald Trump has done to America since the end of impeachment is something that Republicans were warned about. In acting to protect Trump, they took on responsibility for his actions, and in choosing Party over country, chose to antagonize the country.

“We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. “

And how well did that work out?

For the most part, very well. Again, however hypocritical and self-serving it was for white colonials to insist that only all (white) men are created equal, that was a revolutionary declaration for the time. The American Revolution was a direct inspiration for the black people of Haiti and the white Hispanic revolutions in Spanish America. It also set a precedent for the more radical French Revolution, which created its own changes to the structure of Europe, even as Britain’s Parliament passed reforms and became a more democratic body. As with the contradiction of American slavery, Western civilization’s conquest and exploitation of the rest of the world also spread its liberal ideas to other lands and demanded a resolution of the contradiction, which ended Europe’s colonial empires.

None of which changes the fact that we have lived in contradiction from the beginning, a contradiction that caused many white Americans, including those whose ancestors came here after the Civil War, to think that a declaration of freedom for white men meant ONLY freedom for white men. We have survived this long because we have basically agreed to disagree. We have passed incremental reforms to voting laws and acclimated people to the idea of equality for different races and genders.

The problem is not with the people who critique this government because it is untrue to the classical liberal ideas of its foundation. That has always been the libertarian and conservative critique, alongside the leftist arguments that Jefferson was self-serving or didn’t go far enough. The immediate threat to America is not conservative but reactionary; it is from the people who do not simply disagree as to the ultimate meaning of Jefferson’s words, but who are against Jefferson’s declaration itself. The threat to America is from the people whose concept of good government is regressed even further back than King George, whose ideal is not parliamentary monarchy but absolute monarchy. And review of Jefferson’s grievances from 1776 only makes it more clear that for all the progress we have made, we are ending up in much the same situation.

So this year especially, I have to ask: What is the point of America?

What was the point of our Revolution?

What was the point of all this if you want to go back to a tyranny that even the British themselves would not tolerate in their modern government?

If your whole concept of patriotism is “America Fuck Yeah” (unironically) or “Trump That Bitch”, then you really need to look at our founding documents and ask yourself if you would have chosen the wisdom of Thomas Jefferson or the madness of King George.

Liberty And Coronavirus

“Every government in history has been run by assholes. The beautiful thing about democracy, is that in a democracy, the assholes are us.”

-P.J. O’Rourke

I was trying to find exactly where P.J. O’Rourke said that quote. It turns out he used a marginally less offensive version that became the title of Parliament of Whores: “Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us.” The version I remember was way, way back in the old days when P.J. O’Rourke was still writing for Rolling Stone and he was doing this takedown of Senator Joe Biden’s previous attempt to run for President. Another line I remember from that article was in reference to Biden stealing speeches from British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock: “That’s like stealing lyrics from LL Cool J.”

But another thing O’Rourke said in one of his books that is at least as relevant to the current time is this: “There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”

Here’s the reason I bring this up. About a week ago I saw this Facebook post from the handle “Quarynnetine Valente” saying “The pandemic has managed to do what so many couldn’t: just completely disprove libertarianism and all it’s brethren – No, people will not do the right thing if left to their own devices without the government. They won’t even do so much as wear a small piece of cloth over their faces.”

I’d also seen a Reason article about how even a necessary element of Federal coronavirus response was screwed up, where the GAO reported that at least a million of the coronavirus stimulus checks were actually sent to dead people. And I’d quoted that woman’s post in commentary: “Liberal comment today on Facebook: ‘this crisis completely disproves libertarianism! We can’t even trust people to wear masks without government telling them!’
Government: [cuts off regular recipients and gives COVID checks to billionaires and dead people] “

And a Democrat partisan friend responded, “No, (she’s) right. Libertarians like to concentrate on the handful of government failings and utterly ignore the sea of benefits. One of the reasons I have a hard time taking you seriously some times.” And I responded: “This is why I don’t take government seriously some times.”

I’m serious. It was private citizens and businesses who did more to encourage the shutdown in the first weeks of coronavirus spread than anything the national government has done – indeed, while the New York City and State governments both fell down at first, they started to create serious public health policies while the Trump Organization still refuses to do so.

Monday in The Atlantic, David Frum presented a damning timeline of events that conclusively demonstrate that Trump is not only refusing to take coronavirus seriously, he is actively encouraging the spread of the disease among the public. This is less by what he is doing than what he is not doing – notably not wearing a mask and not encouraging social distancing, even though Mike Pence and even Mitch McConnell now do appear in masks. It’s as though Trump were acting to do the exact opposite of what a president should, which ties into the other recent controversy that continues to bleed out, where reporters continue to investigate credible stories that Russia offered the Taliban bounties to kill our troops in Afghanistan and that Trump was aware of this and continued to take Vladimir Putin’s side on the world stage, for example, continuing to push for Russia to be re-invited to the G7 summits.

This all makes a lot more sense if you just assume that Trump is a Putin bitch whose specific job is to do everything he can to destroy America and everything it stands for. An idea which with every passing week becomes less and less conspiracy theory and more and more Occam’s Razor. But I digress.

In the last, perfunctory coronavirus task force hearing – at which, notably, Trump did not appear – reporters asked Vice President Pence why the Administration, specifically Trump, was encouraging people to gather in large crowds for Trump rallies and not follow experts’ advice to practice social distancing and use masks in public. And Pence started his response by saying: “The freedom of speech and the right to peaceably assemble is enshrined in the Constitution of the United States.” Yes, and in Die Hard With A Vengeance, John McClane had the free speech right to walk around Harlem wearing a sandwich board with the N-Word on it. That didn’t make it good for his continued health.

This Tuesday I was watching one of the talking-heads shows on MSNBC, and Jacob Frey, the Mayor of Minneapolis spoke in reference to the subject of police reform and said, “Culture eats policy for breakfast.” For someone who has done so much to undermine American soft power, Viceroy Trump does understand how to use it, by using the power of his office to shape the public culture. It was bad enough when the “liberal” media gave Trump free airtime that they never would have given a Libertarian or Green candidate because they wanted Hillary’s ride to the coronation to be less boring. But since he is now president, the dysfunctional people who follow him have that much more justification for their beliefs. It is largely for fear of offending them that those governors who had instituted coronavirus controls started to retract them before all, or even any, states had met the White House’s own guidelines for re-opening. So now, for SOME reason, there seems to be a huge surge in virus cases, even in states like California and Nevada that seemed to have it under control. So now in Nevada, Governor Steve Sisolak made it mandatory to wear a mask in public. And I’ve had at least one friend tell me that Sisolak can kiss their ass, but really, what do you expect? Trusting that people would do the right thing without being forced didn’t work.

So Quarantine Valentine or whatever her fucking name is is right about that, but it’s not quite as simple as “Government Good Liberty Bad.” And even then, it’s not like it matters. This Sunday I had to go out and stopped to get gas and got out of the car, and realized I hadn’t brought my mask from the house. I was kind of ashamed of myself, and then I realized that none of the other customers at the gas station were wearing a mask either. And this week I went to get my car looked at, and was at the garage for over two hours, and for half of that time, I was the only one with a mask on.

If I am a libertarian, and I think that a lot of regulations are just a bureaucratic power-grab to micromanage transactions that previous generations never had to micromanage, why does this matter to me? Why do I wear a mask and encourage others to do so? Because I see the need for it, because I educate myself, and I know (from my own recent brush with sickness in March) what the stakes are. I have what is perhaps mislabeled as common sense.

To me, a large part of libertarianism is the impression that government can get in the way of common sense. And what we are seeing in America’s approach to “liberty” is that the opposite of common sense is getting in the way of government.

And all this gets to a larger point. Libertarians might not like government much, but the fact of the matter is, the reason it got as big and intrusive as it has is because people saw a need for it. Sometimes that need is even genuine. In the case of this pandemic or any other genuine emergency, you need an authority who is going to be able to coordinate resources and set policies. And then there are other cases, like the entire Transportation Security Administration, where you have government micromanaging things that we were perfectly happy doing for ourselves before 9-11. And the uselessness of the TSA is only reinforced by the fact that government policy was deformed by the shock of 9-11, yet the 9-11 attacks had an immediate death toll of 2,977 plus the hijackers, yet our government has let over 120,000 die from coronavirus, and the Republicans who demanded a security state after 9-11 don’t bat an eye.

And yet we do need a government, because we need to have some kind of treatment for coronavirus, precisely because we as a collective of individuals cannot micromanage our public lives and private behavior to contain casual contact indefinitely, we cannot get even the most authoritarian government (for example, China) to micromanage individual behavior indefinitely and we sure as Hell cannot get THIS government to manage public behavior.

Government is on some level an admission of social failure. If the Facebook poster is correct in saying that we as a people cannot be trusted to put on a stupid mask to stop the spread of disease, anything government does to encourage that will be imperfect at best. But people are still going to ask for government, because the alternative default is unacceptable. If one advocates for libertarianism, then by definition you cannot create a more libertarian society with more government and more force. It means changing the culture so that we do not need as much government, so that people do the right thing without having to be told. Because again, government cannot do everything, even if we thought that was a good idea. And changing the culture so that people are more capable of self-government requires education and socialization.

In March, I’d said: “The Trump Administration is what you get when you combine class privilege with the government’s monopoly on force. Trump himself is the natural result of a system that pretends to capitalism but actually relies on social capital – what Randians would call ‘pull’ and we in Las Vegas call ‘juice’ – in order to avoid the checks and balances that are supposed to be inherent in the capitalist system, in much the same way that party solidarity has destroyed the checks and balances written into the Constitution.” You can see this in how anti-Trump commentators go on about how Trump has undermined the “rule of law”, which as we can see in retrospect is less a rule than an agreement from all parties to follow the law. It doesn’t matter how strict the law is if the people in charge of enforcing it allow it to be broken, or ARE the lawbreakers. Which gets to the point that what we’re dealing with is psychological as much as political. If all government is just a matter of social agreement, then the same thing applies to every other social arrangement, including business. Which also means that a right-wing “anarcho-capitalism” would not work any better than a left-wing anarchy, because there is no such thing as trade without rules and enforcement of rules, and there is no such thing as common property because resources have to be administered. It doesn’t matter whether you call that administration a government or not, it will come to exist by default. And that means it doesn’t matter if things are administered through officials acting in the public sector or the private sector if they all grew up with the same expectations as to what is acceptable.

They’re the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE.

And if that ought to give pause to a libertarian who thinks that people can be trusted to do the right thing without government forcing them, it really ought to give pause to a statist who thinks government can be trusted to tell people what the right thing is.

I Was In The Pool

Ironically, Viceroy Donald Trump has something in common with Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and the other professional Trump-haters on late-night TV: Their jokes go flat without a live audience. And if you watch Colbert (and I’m not sure why I still do) you know he’s very vocal about wanting to get back in front of a crowd. So if it’s that bad for him, how bad must it be for Trump, who craves attention the way a tweeker craves meth?

Last Saturday, the answer proved to be: Pretty fuckin’ bad.

How must it feel to sell your soul for success? There have been many stories of making a deal with the Devil for power or fame, for example, becoming a world-famous songwriter only to die in an elevator and find out that Hell is the elevator playing Muzak versions of your songs for eternity. But for at least three years, Donald Trump got damn near every thing he wanted. He got elected president with everyone telling him it was impossible. Even after various financial and corruption scandals were exposed, nobody could touch him, because Republicans protected him. And that’s because Trump has, or at least had, a cult of fanatics who really would vote for him if he shot somebody on 5th Avenue.

But then coronavirus happened. And it happened because Trump thought that doing anything at all about it would depress the stock market. And even when that downturn proved to be short-lived, Trump refused to create a national policy or announce tests because the virus seemed to be hitting hardest in “blue” states with Those People. And the need to create public health measures meant that primary elections had to have a lot of polling places shut down, especially in economically disadvantaged areas, which to Trump and his Party is a feature and not a bug. But then the George Floyd case happened, after the Breonna Taylor case happened, after the Ahmed Arbery case happened, and the reason the Floyd case caught fire when the others didn’t might have had something to do with the fact that a whole bunch more people were quarantined or unemployed than might have been a few months ago. So a lot of those people ended up on the streets, which led to both civilian riots and police brutality, which led to Trump ordering the crowds around Lafayette Square to be gassed and dispersed so he could walk to St. John’s and hold a Bible, which was his biggest public relations fiasco until the next one. In the face of rocketing coronavirus numbers both nationally and in Oklahoma, Trump decided to hold his first big time America Is Back rally on the weekend of Juneteenth, in the safe, heavily Republican state of Oklahoma, in Tulsa, for some reason. It should have been a sign when both the pro- and anti-Trump crowds outside the venue were much smaller than expected. Then it turned out that no less than six staffers in Oklahoma already tested positive for the virus by Saturday June 20. Then by the time Trump got to Tulsa, they had to cancel the speech at the outside overflow podium because there WAS no overflow. As it turned out, a venue that had a capacity for 19,000 ended up with about 6,200 Trump fans. So by the time Trump came out to take the stage, he was the happiest man on Earth. And then, did you see the picture of Trump stomping back to the White House with his tie off, clutching a MAGA hat in his hand? Wow. He looked like Vladimir Putin paid him for an hour.

How must it feel to know that this is the price of the deal? That no, as a matter of fact, not everyone is going to love you so much that they would risk sickness and death for you? That maybe you’re NOT invincible forever?

And did anyone even care what Trump had to say about politics? All this week, all the talking heads could deal with was how Trump spent over ten minutes making excuses for why he needed to drink water with two hands. Just to prove he could, he drank water with one hand and threw the glass away, and THAT was the biggest cheer of the night, which only proves where Republican standards are. Then he went on about having to walk slowly down a ramp at West Point cause he was so afraid he was gonna slip. And this is another reason he’s losing against Joe Biden: The more he tries to ridicule Sleepy Joe and prove he’s the roughest, toughest man in the room, the more he comes off like George Costanza.

“I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!”

But really, we’ve all gone on along enough about Trump’s greatest self-own (until the next one). The problem is, it may not matter. In fact, the shrinkage of Trump’s crowd size may not really be good news for Democrats.

What we have here is a moment that separates the men from the boys, so to speak. All of us, but especially Trump Republicans, have to face the possibility that we may not be alive to vote in November if we don’t wise up now. Half the reason Trump retained such popularity he had is because the economy was good, and now that’s endangered. But he’ll still have a certain core of cultists who support Trump because they look at the Book of Revelations and think that he might bring about the Last Days. Not that Trump is the Antichrist. Lucifer actually IS a man of wealth and taste.

But it is now proven that 12,800 people who “should” have been at the Tulsa rally chose self-preservation instead. That doesn’t mean they all became Biden voters. It means they realize they can’t vote for Trump in November if they don’t practice self-preservation. It also doesn’t mean they want the government to do anything about the coronavirus; after all their main regret about Trump, if they have one, is that “he’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.” It never occurred to them until now that the people he’s doing the best job of hurting are them. But he’s still doing a bang-up job of undermining the rest of the country, and since they hate this country, that’s what matters.

The dilemma, as was always the case, is having a government that lasts long enough to destroy the liberal status quo ante without being so stupid and incompetent that it destroys itself first. In the most recent primaries, Republican voter registration has actually gone up from the midterms in which Democrats made gains. The Hill: “In 2018, both parties (in Georgia) had gubernatorial primaries, and turnout was 555,000 in the Democratic primary vs. 607,000 in the Republican primary. This year, even though there were no contested statewide contests on the Republican side, almost a million voters cast ballots in the GOP Senate primary and almost 1.2 million voted in the Democratic Senate primary. That’s an increase of more than 120 percent in the number of Democratic primary voters and more than 60 percent in the number of Republican primary voters compared with 2018.

“This year, for the first time since 2008, more voters took a Democratic primary ballot than a Republican primary ballot. In the Senate primary, 53 percent of voters took a Democratic ballot — and this does not seem to have been a result of the absence of a contest on the Republican side. In the Seventh Congressional District, where the Republican incumbent is retiring, there were hotly contested primaries in both parties, and 57 percent of voters took a Democratic primary ballot. Likewise, in the Sixth District, the Democratic incumbent, Lucy McBath, was unopposed while Republicans had a contested primary to choose her challenger; yet 58 percent of voters chose a Democratic primary ballot.”

According to the Intelligencer of Charleston, West Virginia: “As voters turn in absentee ballots, turn out for early voting or prepare for the June 9 primary election, more Republicans and unaffiliated voters are registered to vote than Democratic voters this election in West Virginia. “According to voter registration numbers released Thursday by the Secretary of State, the number of voters registered with the Democratic Party as of the close of the primary election registration period on May 19 was 474,961, or 38.63 percent of the state’s 1.2 million registered voters.

“The number of voters registered with the Republican Party as of May 19 was 425,008, or 34.57 percent. The number of unaffiliated voters was 281,587, or 22.9 percent. The May 19 voter registration totals put the Republican Party just 4 points away from tying the Democratic Party in voter registration.

“If this pace continues in just over 24 months, Democrats will lose their long-held voter registration advantage,” said Melody Potter, chairwoman of the West Virginia Republican Executive Committee.”

Republicans are scared. They will not admit that they’re scared of coronavirus, but in Tulsa, they voted with their feet. And of course, they’re even more scared of Democrats. And while they may not consciously realize this (a huge part of modern ‘conservatism’ is being reactionary rather than conscious), in order to have a chance to destroy “the deep state” (formerly just ‘the state’) and create the government of their liking, they have to keep Republicans in charge of government. And that means that they have to save Trump from himself.

Just because they now realize they can’t follow Trump into the ditch, doesn’t mean Republicans have quit negative partisanship or the motivation of Trump’s cult of personality. They just have to tactically withdraw from it right now. Because as in 2016, all the opinion polls don’t matter as much as the general election vote, and in 2020, you don’t get to vote in the general election if you’re dead. Don’t look at the polls. Look at how many Republicans are registered, and look at who’s winning their primaries.

So, with all this in mind, Trump is hardly knocked out, the Biden Democrats can still make a mistake and Republicans can still pull through. All Trump has to do is focus, grasp the moment, and not be lazy, stupid or incompetent!

…In other words, Trumpniks, see you next year in Commie Muslim Transmanistan.

NOW Liberals Want A Smaller Government

In the last week or so, events have indeed been moving very quickly. For a few days, we were looking at a resurgence of the coronavirus, and “conservatives” expressed concern that Black Lives Matter protestors were violating quarantine to march, even though a few weeks ago they thought that white people marching together with guns and no masks against coronavirus restrictions were just defending their civil rights. (I wonder what changed?)

But the big news right now is a social movement/hashtag to #DefundThePolice. Since I’m more of a bleeding-heart-libertarian, some might ask what my opinion is on the idea to pull money and power away from a part of government most people actually like.

My reaction is, “Great! Can we do the Pentagon next?”

Given that libertarians have been saying for QUITE some time that police have far more paramilitary firepower than most districts need, and that much of the history of our increasingly federalized and militarized law enforcement is an attempt to clamp down on black people in particular, the question is why this idea, which is not really that new, is only now suddenly becoming popular. Maybe because the party that always thinks government is the best solution is finally starting to realize that it isn’t. Meanwhile the right-wingers who claim that government can’t do anything right suddenly change their tune when it comes to beating people up.

Well, on the bright side, in the increasingly likely event that the November elections wipe the Republican Party like the fecal matter it has become, “conservatives” might suddenly remember that libertarianism is about maintaining a healthy skepticism towards government in general, and not just giving intellectual support to the ulterior motives of Koch Industries.

But on another level, “Defund the Police” is just another example of the Left failing to pitch its ideas beyond their own audience because they assume that everyone is on the same page. Like how we had to start saying “climate change” because the Right were able to joke about freak snowstorms in May as an example of “global warming.” Or how they use “white privilege” to describe the normal state of affairs – not getting harassed by police, not being disadvantaged in applying for a loan, going out to vote, et cetera, as though this was a “privilege” that is unearned and needs to be ended instead of a set of rights that ought to be extended to all. Just as white people see “privilege” as normalcy, most of us see the police as functional and constructive (at least until very recently), and using the shorthand phrase without defining what we mean by “police” and what we mean by “defund” is what allows the Party of Trump to sell us-vs.-them rhetoric that would otherwise not be feasible. Some people hear “Defund the Police” and think “Who’s gonna protect me from armed robbery?”

I may seem flippant, but this is a serious moment. Just as Viceroy Trump in trashing the “norms” that the duopoly held to as a substitute for Constitutional government has thrown out the idea that the standards in Washington are fixed and unchangeable, events in Minneapolis are moving towards historic change. There is now a very strong likelihood that at least one major city will in fact end its police force as they had previously known it. This is not a hypothetical. If you’re going to end a major part of local government, what does that mean, and what follows it?

Some of what I’m getting at was well-addressed in a column from Jim Wright, no Ayn Rand fan he:

https://www.stonekettle.com/2020/06/down-with-sogans.html?fbclid=IwAR38OVX__Rm9xzEaaWch_8TDUaB63ClQuNcPZzoyEgaROCGpdY1EavoSw8U

Most of this extremely extended piece is basically Jim posting and referring to the various idiots he has debated this issue with on Twitter, but I direct you to skip towards the later part, where he says: “The current government of America is a pretty good example of what happens when you don’t demand the details up front.”

I have gone over this more than once, and I’m gonna have to do it again: During the Obama Administration, Republicans spent at least six years hopping mad about “socialist” Obamacare, they spent six years voting for repeal after repeal that they knew would get vetoed, and they had six years to come up with a plan that would be better (since even liberals, or especially liberals, knew the ACA has much to be desired). They had a successful candidate for President who asked that the Republican-run Congress give him an Obamacare repeal and replacement that he could sign on Day One. And of course, they didn’t do that. And as I’ve also said, that lack of policy is not simply unhelpful, it is actually harmful to the political movement. Rather than “repeal and replace,” Republicans clearly want to get rid of the current healthcare system without having a serious alternative in mind other than going back to the status quo ante, and if people liked that, we never would have had the Affordable Care Act. And once it became obvious that Republicans planned to kill one of the few parts of government that everybody (including their senior citizen constituents) actually liked, this position became a liability to Republicans in the midterms, and one reason they lost the House in 2018. Similarly, if the other faction of duopoly gets taken over by its scalphunter contingent, and they push an agenda that they have not defined and don’t really know how to pass, they will be in the same fix as the Republicans – either let the institution (in this case, local police) hobble along in a crippled state, which becomes a liability to them as the party in power, or try to outright eliminate one of the few institutions that (however imperfect) most people still want to have. The third alternative, which Republicans never had the imagination to work on, would be to have an actual repeal-and-replace program.

And there are ideas for that. The Movement for Black Lives site says that “communities most harmed by destructive policing (should) have the power to hire and fire officers, determine disciplinary action, control budgets and policies, and subpoena relevant agency information.” It also mentions (under ‘End The War On Black People’) “an end to zero-tolerance school policies and arrests of students, the removal of police from schools, and the reallocation of funds from police and punitive school discipline practices to restorative services” as well as “An end to money bail, mandatory fines, fees, court surcharges and ‘defendant funded’ court proceedings”, “the end to the use of technologies that criminalize and target our communities (including IMSI catchers, drones, body cameras, and predictive policing software) ” and “An immediate end to the privatization of police, prisons, jails, probation, parole, food, phone and all other criminal justice related services.”

Yeah, but… we get into details. In particular, body cameras and software are ostensibly intended as a means of making police more accountable to the public, and, as with having police in schools, would require rethinking some of the security procedures that were already instituted by public demand, and admitting that maybe they aren’t working.

Moreover, as with rethinking an “education” system whose funding is largely dependent on local property values, we need to recognize how much of this bullshit law enforcement system is based on a need to fund government, or make it self-funding as in the case of privatizing services. It is certainly not news that institutions seek to perpetuate themselves, and as with ticket quotas and adding fines and fees for things that previously didn’t used to require such, we create more, not less, incentive for government to be intrusive and oppressive. You could certainly add more income and property taxes into the system so that the funding isn’t so regressive, but that simply shifts the issue and raises the question of how many of these government “services” we actually need.

It’s almost as if, in seeking to remove only one support pillar of a system that seems especially problematic, we find out how many other parts of the system need to be questioned!

In summary, leftists: Be careful what you wish for, smash the state, and thank you for boosting libertarianism!

Trump Is The Knee On America’s Neck

When I said these protests could spread to Washington in November, I underestimated them.

The George Floyd protests already had the city of Minneapolis on edge, but violence really started on May 28 when the 3rd Police Precinct was burned, along with several businesses. The local government’s inability to stop the violence led to the Governor authorizing the National Guard. Over the weekend the protests became national, and then global. In response to the growing outrage, Viceroy Donald Trump threatened Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey if he couldn’t get control, and said, among other things, “when the looting starts, the shooting starts!”

(Trump also said, ‘less talk, more rock’, ‘the more cushion, the less pushin’, and ‘It puts the lotion on Its skin, or else It gets the hose again.’)

For some reason all this bluster failed to impress. It got to the point where protesters in Washington DC rattled the White House barricades and almost reached the perimeter, prompting staff to turn off the visible lights on the property and haul Trump off to the facility’s bunker (hashtag: #bunkerbitch). This made King Dick Who Be The Most Macho and Tremendous of Dicks look even less impressive. So after yelling out a virtual conference of governors on June 1 for not being “tough” enough, he announced himself as the “law and order” president and then, 25 minutes before the mayor’s curfew was to start, got the police forces to disperse a peaceful crowd so he could walk out to the historic St. John’s Episcopal Church, which had just been vandalized by rioters. This also served to demonstrate Trump’s potency by proving he can still walk about a tenth of a mile without a golf cart. At least one Episcopal priest serving at the church was among those tear-gassed. And at the site, Trump held aloft a Bible as though he had never seen a Bible – or a book – before, and posed for the cameras with an expression that was almost cartoony in its sourness, a frown whose gravity created its own singularity. It was the face of a mean little boy who had finally gotten to stick a live M-80 up a cat’s ass to see it run off screeching into the night, only to realize that he was still unhappy.

It would be one thing if Trump had just blustered about The Insurrection Act and casually violated local laws and American legal traditions. Or as we call it in America, “Monday.” But even as the forces of authority, officially led by Trump, focused on the looters and people who assaulted civilians and police, there have been numerous incidents recounted by journalists of police forces actively initiating violence. Indeed, while protests in places like Las Vegas were fairly civilized and even friendly between population and police, SOME motherfuckers decided they had to cause grief. And then there were several social-media documented cases where police not only initiated violence, in their haste to beat on marchers, they moved away from neighborhoods and businesses that the Right has been so upset about getting looted, and which of course DID get looted because the police had higher priorities.

It’s almost as if the government was more about protecting its own privileges than protecting the public!

Not only that, you have at least one Republican Senator openly agitating for American elite military units to shoot civilians, and wouldn’cha know, the 82nd Airborne has just been deployed near the capital!

Make no mistake: What we are watching is authoritarianism’s dry run for November. Assuming of course that the Trump Organization and its enablers will wait that long.

I’ve said before that unless the Democrats have a complete blowout victory on Republicans in November – or maybe even especially if they DO – Trump is gonna come up with some weasely, bullshit excuse that the election was “rigged” or “fake” or “unfair” and all the Republicans in Congress are gonna goosestep in line to approve his ascension, half of them because they truly want a dictator and half of them because they just don’t want the responsibility of doing their jobs. And I get the impression that a lot of Democrats would go along with it, because their public posture over a generation is learned helplessness, and a lot of them just don’t want the responsibility of doing their jobs.

This becomes that much more likely because of coronavirus, and just as the powers that be discovered the wisdom of curfews only after poor black people went out in public, the states and Federal government will use the barriers that were already in the way of voting and smooth elections to justify not doing anything about those barriers, which would make votes that much less likely to be counted, which the Banana Republican Party would see as a feature and not a bug. Why do you think they’re so desperate to stop certain state initiatives to vote by mail?

What can the average civilian do if the shooting starts? Not a whole lot, frankly. Which is why we need to contain this to the political realm while we still can.

Now, just as Joe Biden doesn’t have control of a military, he has also been restricted by the coronavirus. But now that Our President has given us leave to break quarantine by going back to golf, Joe seems to be going out more. So he might be in position to make a political gesture that will raise the stakes for Trump without any sacrifice on his part.

All Biden has to do is to announce the obvious, that Trump’s actions have gone beyond the pale and violate his oath of office, the recent period being only the most noxious example, and as a result he must resign. Biden should then ask Mike Pence to take over according to Constitutional procedure, and say that this is the only way to save the Trump Administration, and the Republican Party.

Because it is.

It’s not like anyone in the lickspittle Banana Republican Party will take up the offer. I’ve gone over all the reasons why they’ve aligned with Trump; he has probably done more to adapt to them than the other way around. He is the figurehead and personality cult that they need to foist ideas that would otherwise be even less popular than they are. Not only that, the minute Trump is no longer President, he is subject to investigation, indictment and prosecution in state and Federal courts, and let’s face it, he’s too pretty for jail.

What this maneuver would do would be to undermine the legitimacy that the Trumpublicans would need for a serious takeover. Because as blatant as the thugs are being, all they need, just as in 2016, is a perception of legitimacy or a perception of the enemy’s illegitimacy, in order to sway the undecided. That’s why the thugs are staging riots and agitation. They know that fearful people who don’t pay much attention will cry out for Law and Order ™ and they’ll be more than happy to oblige.

Declaring that Trump has made himself illegitimate would shift the focus back to him. It would be merely stating the obvious. And at this point, somebody HAS to state the obvious. Somebody has to say this “Emperor” is no longer clothed in legitimacy. And the beautiful thing is that for Biden to do such would be to shift the burden onto the Banana Republicans at little or no cost to himself. After all: he’s the designated major-party opponent to the incumbent. He’s EXPECTED to oppose him. Saying “Don’t listen to Sleepy Joe, cause he’s a meanie, and he hates me, and he’s a meanie hater” isn’t going to count with people who aren’t already in the choir. The rest of the country will have to ask: Is he wrong? Does the president need to resign?

Saying that Trump needs to make way for Pence, again, is the correct Constitutional process. For one thing, it attacks the Trumpnik dogma that non-Trumpniks are just mad that they lost the 2016 election and want to overturn it. To me, at least, Trump won the Electoral College fair and square and if Clinton couldn’t figure out the victory conditions, that’s her fault. Trump is illegitimate not because he beat Queen Hillary the Inevitable, but because of everything he’s done since being inaugurated. And what all that means is that by retaining a Republican from the winning ticket, the election is not in question. The person who has abused his office is in question. The Trumpniks should not get away with saying otherwise.

Here’s the other element of this: this puts the focus on the Banana Republican Party as a whole. It has been said, and exhaustively demonstrated, that Republicans always choose Party over Country. But it really goes beyond that. Ultimately they choose Trump over Party. After US v. Nixon, certain Republican Senators like Barry Goldwater went up to the White House to tell President Nixon that he would not have Republican support in an impeachment trial. That was why he resigned. Most would say that the Senators chose country over party, which is true, but pragmatically, they chose party over Nixon. They did get shellacked in 1974 and 1976, but they came back in 1980 under Reagan. And that’s partly because at least they retained enough legitimacy to create a transition, and of course it was Nixon’s successor, Gerald Ford, who was able to pardon him. If Nixon had rode it out, it would have been that much worse for the Party, and there wouldn’t have been that many people in place to rehabilitate him.

When the Banana Republicans acquitted Trump in impeachment, making it as obvious as possible that they weren’t going to hear the evidence, Susan Collins of Maine said that Trump had learned his lesson. He sure did. The lesson he learned is that he can do anything he wants and his Party won’t do anything to stop him. That means that every thing he has done and will do since that time is on them. We all know that the Banana Republicans are not going to back a plea for their sweet, innocent little boy to resign, but in opposing such a plea, their own legitimacy is called into question. They have to be asked if they support a call to have federal troops shoot civilians just because The Most Americanest President Evar said so. If he’s bluffing, that threat becomes a campaign issue for them. If he’s not – they can’t assume that everyone in the military, or even every Second Amendment fan, is on board, and those people will hold them accountable if Trump’s pussy-power-grab goes Tango Uniform.

The Party of Trump serves him because they see it as in their interest to do so. He is more of an asset than a liability. They choose not Party over Country but Trump over Party because they don’t see a Party outside of Trump. They have to be made to understand the stakes. Trump is one man who will not live forever. They COULD survive Trump, just as the Democrats survived being the Party of the Confederacy- but if they choose to tie their fates to his, they will not.

And this is the nasty part: The more Republicans are made to confront the reality of their choice, the more they will have to reconsider their loyalty. And if Biden makes such a challenge publicly, that means Trump will have to reconsider the loyalty of his troops. I keep saying: a man who has no external sense of reality besides consensus and the media is more vulnerable to gaslighting than the liberals. But at the same time, they know how much The Leader hates even the perception of disloyalty, and the more on edge they will be. The more America is forced to confront the obvious, the more the Party of Trump will have to do so, and the less the Party and Trump will be able to trust each other. After all … he can sacrifice any number of them to the mob. They only need to sacrifice one man.

So with one maneuver, Biden’s campaign can challenge Trump’s telegraphed coup, challenge the legitimacy of his government and plant a seed of discord between Trump and his institutional followers.

Of course, I have no belief that Biden or his people would do something like this, because they are at pains not to be evil and Machiavellian, and even if they wanted to, they wouldn’t know how. But then again while the Trumpniks are evil, most of them wouldn’t know Machiavelli from a macchiato.

That’s my idea, anyway. But we ought to discuss tactics, because I get the feeling that things are going to be moving very quickly.

What’s Wrong With Being Anti-Fascist?

If you’re not with me… you’re my enemy.”

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”

I see a whole bunch of people reacting to Viceroy Trump’s attempt to label “Antifa” a terrorist organization, despite the fact that it technically doesn’t exist. And I see a whole lot of these people posting on their Facebook walls saying “I am anti-fascist.”

So let me get something straight.

I am NOT anti-fascist.

I am anti-collectivist.

I am pro-liberty, pro-individualism and pro-thinking for yourself.

And that means, IN ADDITION TO being anti-fascist, I am also anti-communist. Among other things, this means I am against people who rationalize the crimes of Castro’s Cuba by saying the Castros “gave people free education and healthcare”, which is on par with the old Right saying “at least Mussolini made the trains run on time.”

Not all anti-fascists are the same. STALIN was anti-fascist. I am also anti-Stalinist. And because I am anti-collectivist, I am ALSO anti-racist and anti-fascist. Specifically, I am against anybody who acts like National Socialism or the Confederacy were good for anybody, including their ostensible support base.

That means I am against any “conservatives”, “libertarians” or “freedom lovers” who talk a good game about protecting the Second Amendment to make sure citizens can defend against a tyrannical government but when they see REAL people getting shot by THIS government, they go, “Yay! Finally, Law and Order!”

It means I am against any white boys, leftist or white nationalist, who turn peaceful protests into excuses for violence, because more than fascism or communism they hate “normie” government and just want an excuse to hurt people.

It means I am against the Republican Party, a pagan cult of the state that used to be the Party of Lincoln, which worships a gold-plated calf because they know the rest of the country is against them, and the only way they can maintain their power is through force and fraud.

It means I am against cultists who worship an “anti-communist” who praised President Xi on January 24 for containing the coronavirus in China, and who previously came out of a closed-door meeting with Vladimir Putin slumped over and walking funny.

And it means that I am against any attempt to brand “Antifa” as some kind of Enemy of the State, because if the leftists are correct and the Trump Organization’s declaring war on anti-fascism means that they have implicitly identified with fascism, that is quite likely what they are counting on, because apparently all you need to do is change people’s programming is to change the labels they use, to define censorship as “free speech,” violence as “peacekeeping”, the Electoral College as “democracy” and Trump as “your president.” And because the Right is that much more reductionist and simple-minded than the Left.

Basically, I am against any bullshit attempt to use labels to foist a package deal of ideas that are anti-liberty, anti-individual, and anti-thinking for yourself.

What They Can Get Away With

There are two serious problems in this country that might not seem to be related, but they are.

On May 25 in Minneapolis, a black person, George Floyd, was arrested – apparently for trying to pass a $20 counterfeit bill – and during the arrest, officer Derek Chauvin, guarded by three other police, restrained Floyd by putting his knee to Floyd’s neck, a maneuver that most police departments disavow precisely because it is likely to cause breathing problems. The incident was caught on video and the officers were yelled out at the time. As a result of his restraint, Floyd was pronounced dead by paramedics after they got him to the hospital.

The Minneapolis Police Department did immediately fire the four officers involved in the arrest, but outrage in the city continued to build as Chauvin was not arrested, even after the Mayor said that should happen, and the FBI had a Thursday press conference to announce an investigation. It got worse when it turned out that Chauvin in his time as a police officer has had at least 12 complaints against him, including use of excessive force.

(It turned out that in at least one of these incidents, Amy Klobuchar was the state prosecutor who declined to press charges on Chauvin, and this revelation has made it a bit less likely that she will be Joe Biden’s running mate, which would be a crying shame.)

The public outrage might seem to be an overreaction, IF one believes this is an isolated incident.

Thursday on Facebook I saw a clip from 2019 about a case that actually occurred in 2016. The Dallas Morning News posted it in 2019 because it took them three years to get the records in court. In the incident, a disturbed man – a white man – named Tony Timpa called the police himself in an adult store and told them he was off his meds and couldn’t control himself. By the time the cops got there the site security had already handcuffed Timpa and got him on the ground. However rather than simply wait for the paramedics, the cops first pushed Timpa down, keeping him in a “controversial” hold and lying on his chest. Paramedics then gave him a sedative. After a few minutes they realized Timpa was unconscious. A few minutes later they got him in the ambulance, but he died afterward.

Which is ultimately proof that the cops don’t JUST fuck with black people. They fuck over whomever they can get away with fucking over.

Most free speech advocates – and other people who study how democracies become authoritarian – have observed that if we do not think of rights as universal, if we can say that “certain people” don’t deserve them, then certain people become test cases and legal precedents for what the authorities can get away with. This is why anybody who thinks that all lives matter – or that their lives matter – ought to think that black lives matter, because if the authorities don’t have to care about black lives, there is no reason, other than social conditioning, why they have to care about yours either. And on a political level, such authoritarians often start with an unpopular target whose punishment would have some level of popularity, in order to make an example of them and show that they can do so.

Which leads to the second serious problem: Donald Trump.

The Heather-in-Chief, as part of his snitfit feud with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brezinski on MSDNC, continued to make sleazy insinuations on Twitter that Scarborough was behind the death of an aide, even as Brezinski claimed she was talking with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey over the subject of Trump’s tweets. And so, possibly because letting the issue go on might end up in legal liability for either Twitter or Trump, Twitter announced this week that it was going to post fact checks in questionable tweets. This outraged Trump, which is perfectly understandable, cause it’s not like Dorsey had EVER imposed Twitter’s own standards on him before. And yet, after Trump twitted out another misleading statement that vote-by-mail leads to voter fraud (since after all, it would not be subject to hacked ballot machines or coronavirus health orders), Twitter did in fact post links, not censoring Trump’s words, but saying in so many words that this position was incorrect. In response, Trump cried like Lucille Ball and said that Twitter was violating his “FREE SPEECH!”

So, in order to (ahem) protect free speech, Trump excreted an Executive Order declaring the authority to review and revise protections given to social media, attacking Twitter specifically because social media outlets have “unchecked power to censor, restrict, edit, shape, hide, alter virtually any form of communication between private citizens or large public audiences.”

Which is to say: “Not treating Your President, Donald Trump, as an omniscient, omnipotent GOD whose every word is objective Truth and whose every desire is an unbreakable law of Nature, at least until I change my mind again.”

By at least January, Trump knew from government contacts in China that the Chinese hadn’t contained the Wuhan virus. He didn’t stop travel from China until the virus was already a pandemic in Europe, so when he closed travel there, it was like closing the barn door after the horses had run out. We have never had federal containment orders. We have (officially) 100,000 dead and counting from coronavirus. We STILL don’t have a national testing regime.

But Twitter puts a fact check link on just two of Trump’s tweets, and they get an executive order in 48 hours.

I ask again: How DID this man sire five kids with that mosquito dick?

Pretty much every news article is saying that Trump’s premenstrual political maneuver is not going to get anywhere in the courts, but most of them are saying that’s not the point. Jack Shafer said in the centrist Politico: “Even if a state attorney general assures a governor that Trump can’t legally punish his defiance, what governor wants to force the test match? No less a liberal luminary than Gretchen Whitmer, the Democratic governor of Michigan, who has been savaged by Trump, just admitted she censors herself when talking about him publicly.

“Trump doesn’t pay a political price for his threatmanship for a couple of reasons. First, even though we act like we think Trump means all of the wild things he says, 3½ years of his presidency have conditioned us to understand that much of what he says is bluster and that we should wait for action before we scramble the jets. Second, we tend to let many of the outlandish things Trump says slide because the last thing Democrats want to do is hold his feet to the fire and force him to make good on his threats. In a weird sort of gentleman’s agreement, Trump gets to say wild things and the Democrats get to shout back their displeasure until the portable outrage generator runs out of fuel and a peaceful silence returns. Except for when it doesn’t.”

The implication that Shafer doesn’t spell out is that even when the “portable outrage generator” doesn’t do anything concrete, Trump’s caterwauling sets a precedent that allows him to do what he wants, even if legally he can’t. Part of this is simply because he’s the president, and we are all technically obliged to treat him as the president, which means that his job (ostensibly) is to protect the government and the country, as opposed to screaming like a retarded ape-boy that he is the Most Exalted Potentate while acting as though he were the paid stooge of a hostile power whose real job is to fuck this country in every manner possible. And part of that means that the government officials underneath him are obliged to take his Jackson Pollock-meets-Dada art and translate it into geometric forms. So even if legal experts tell us that Trump’s whim has no more enforceability than the hormone shifts of a teenager, it’s kind of the government’s job to make what the president wants enforceable. There’s a good piece on Trump’s Executive Order in Reason’s website: “Somehow, out of Trump’s several paragraphs of paraphrasing Section 230 with random erroneous asides, federal officials are supposed to intuit a new paradigm and “apply section 230(c) according to the interpretation set out in this section.”

“The FCC is also tasked with defining this bit of Trumpian gobbledygook: the conditions under which content moderation will be considered “the result of inadequate notice, the product of unreasoned explanation, or having been undertaking without a meaningful opportunity to be heard.”

@jess_miers

If you’ve ever wondered why Internet companies don’t follow their own rules, this is it. The one time Twitter attempts to elevate social discourse by experimenting with moderation that goes outside the binary leave up/takedown scheme, it’s met with an #executiveorder.

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Which gets to the point that Trump is gaming the system just as much as Twitter is. He can say that none of his twits are an official presidential statement (ex cathedra, so to speak), because they’re on his personal Twitter account. But Jack Dorsey will never enforce the same Code of Conduct on Trump that applies to other users, cause he’s the president, so what he says is newsworthy!

Well, in this brain-dead celebrity culture, Kylie Jenner is newsworthy. Does she get to quote the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as fact without being called on it?

Of course, as Jello Biafra might say, we’ve got a bigger problem now. On Thursday, after 8 pm local time, the police protests in Minneapolis turned violent. There is no report on if anyone has died, but there is a tremendous level of property damage and the 3rd Precinct police building was put to flames. And if Mayor Jacob Frey seemed to be a bit deer-in-the-headlights at his press conference and unwilling to use the National Guard, certain other authorities seem a little TOO willing to use force.

Libertarians like me are often criticized – usually by the Left – because we don’t give enough deference to government. But at times when people lash out in reaction to something that is the fault of government, and in their nihilism destroy their own neighborhoods, it’s the “conservatives” and “liberty lovers” who complain that libertarians are anti-police because we don’t give enough deference to government. If anything, Americans on the whole give too much deference to government. And actually, that’s because in order for government to even work, there needs to be a certain level of deference to it. We understand that the police have a tough job. You never know who’s got a gun. And we know how important the national government is, even if we might want it to be smaller. A national disaster, like the spread of a pandemic to this country, is something beyond the power of a state government to handle, and you would want to assume in such case that the federal government is run by competent and conscientious people, as opposed to a tweezer-dick Putinya suka who literally doesn’t care about anything but himself.

People like me are cynical because as much as we want and need government to be run by competent and conscientious people, they are likely to be run by the worst of us: People who see public responsibility as a means of using the public to their will. And they prey on the herd need for order and stability by holding us hostage to their malice and incompetence. They game the social contract in order to expand the range of what they can get away with.

But the political bargain assumes that those with a monopoly on force are better than us. When it becomes clear that they are not, and that they will not follow the rules they enforce on the rest of us, people start to realize that there is no reason for the public to follow the rules either. You can only game the system for so long before there is no longer a system to game.

In 2014, it was Ferguson. In May, it is Minneapolis. In November, it may be Washington DC.

Declare Victory And Go Home. Except You Are Home.

I’m just tryin’ to protect my stacks

Mitt Romney don’t pay no tax

-Kanye West, “To The World”

If the current occupant of the White House wishes to see himself as a “wartime president,” the results help explain why libertarians and some liberals are so leery of the government’s attempts to phrase every major government endeavor as a “war.” Not just because “war is the health of the state”, but because as with the Energy Crisis, the War On (some) Drugs and the less-rhetorical War On Terror, the main results of our war on coronavirus seem to be spending gigantic amounts of money that mostly goes to people and companies that already have money and government influence while the population at large get crumbs at best, and our personal liberties and standard of living all continue to erode… for the sake of “freedom.”

It’s been mentioned by quite a few people that we can’t keep up coronavirus shutdown, or quarantine, or whatever you want to call it, forever. And so after two months of a haphazard, half-assed, containment regime that is more state-by-state than federal, more governors are starting to open their states, greatly aided by Russian Viceroy Donald Trump riling up his redcaps to “liberate” their states from the majority who wanted to keep things locked down. Of course, just because we call America a democracy doesn’t mean that the majority rules. This week the same Wisconsin Supreme Court that mandated a physical state election in the face of the coronavirus and poll shutdowns also decided that they would approve a Republican legislative challenge against Democrat Governor Tony Evers’ stay-at-home orders.

Not that other countries have been able to keep up a containment regime indefinitely, but they were doing a better job of it than we were, and even they are experiencing their own virus resurgence as they start to relax controls. But the mostly (not entirely) Republican leaders in state government, following their Leader, don’t even have that level of patience, and knowing we haven’t gotten anywhere close to beating this virus, have decided that America is going to declare victory and go home.

Except we already are home. If we had achieved victory, we could leave.

It might be that the Trump Organization thinks they can live with this because unlike some people, they could actually live with this. They have a regular coronavirus testing regime in the White House and for Vice President Pence, even as they have refused to standardize testing for the nation, since, as Trump put it, “by doing all this testing we make ourselves look bad“. But Trump said that last Thursday, and this was a day after one of the presidential valets, a military man not identified, was confirmed as positive for coronavirus. Trump was reportedly “lava level mad” when he heard about this, and you know what? I would be TOO! The whole purpose of presidential security is so that the President and Vice President are protected from immediate danger. And yet less than 24 hours after this, Mike Pence’s aide, Katie Miller, tested positive for coronavirus just before his plane was about to take off, delaying his schedule by an hour. Miller is the wife of Trump advisor Stephen Miller. It is not yet determined if Stephen Miller himself got the coronavirus, because that would require a second jump between species. In response to this, Trump said, “She’s a wonderful young woman, Katie, she tested very good for a long period of time, and then all of the sudden today she tested positive. She hasn’t come into contact with me. She’s spent some time with the vice president. This is why the whole concept of tests aren’t necessarily great.” So because a prophylatic measure isn’t necessarily perfect, better not to use it at all. I think Stormy Daniels said this was pretty much Trump’s approach to condoms.

But if this is the level of security that the elites can expect in their ivory house… how safe is anybody?

Memo to Donnie: Sanitary measures to contain the spread of coronavirus, in addition to washing hands and surfaces, wearing masks in public and practicing social distancing, also include not walking around with your thumb up your ass for over two months.

But here’s the thing, whatever sense of Schadenfreude I might feel at Trump’s suffering is counterbalanced by the fact that it wouldn’t do any good. I mean really, he’s already wheezy, coughy, discolored and suffering obvious circulation problems, so if he got coronavirus, who would know? If he got it – which at this rate might be inevitable – he would either continue in oblivious denial or do what he usually does and make his position the standard that all the other Republicans have to follow if they want to stay in the Real American Patriot He-Man Woman Haters Club.

“Oh yeah, I’ve got a doozy of a virus. Nobody’s sicker than me. You see that lung I just coughed out. Ooh, that’s a beautiful lung. That I can tell you.”

Again, if even governments that don’t have their thumbs up their asses can’t contain the virus under normal conditions, we need to get serious about treating it rather than declaring victory or wishing it away. Let’s look at another issue that’s got everybody’s undies in a wad. There’s supposed to be an impending meat shortage that has already affected prices in most markets – and thus the business chances of those restaurants that are re-opening. Why is that? “It’s actually not a supply problem. It’s really more of a production issue,’ said Katherine Jacobi, President of the Nevada Restaurant Association.” Last month, Smithfield Foods had to close a major meat-processing plant in South Dakota because nearly 300 employees tested positive for COVID-19. This isn’t because the industry is getting shut down. The governor of South Dakota is a Trump supporter. Viceroy Trump, no vegetarian he, actually bothered to use the Defense Production Act to mandate that meat plants stay open, when he was reluctant to do so to boost the manufacture of testing supplies. (Or as I like to say: ‘Priorities.’) The production issue isn’t that the industry was shut down. The meat industry is essential. It’s still running. There is no evidence that the virus can be spread through packaged meat. The problem is that as plants have continued to run at the same or higher pace, more people have been getting the virus and spreading it, and plants have been shut because it is no longer feasible for those people to work. This is exactly what you would expect to happen at the current rates of infection if we do nothing, which we basically are. And that means that what happens at meat processors will happen in other industries. So rather than “recover” the economy and then deal with the virus, we need to deal with the virus and then re-open the economy. If the virus wasn’t already undermining the economy, we wouldn’t have shut it down in the first place.

In the immortal word of Billie Eilish: “Duh.”

Which leads to another private industry that a lot of people think should be public. Even before the coronavirus pandemic, hospitals were closing across the country, especially in the rural areas where Trump has usually been strongest. And part of that is because hospitals are private businesses that operate on profit motive like everything else. Part of this is that the public system is state funded and a lot of states are not funding Medicaid services. By contrast, urban hospitals rely largely on “elective” procedures to cover their margins and most of their patients are covered by employer plans, whom they can charge more than Medicare/Medicaid services. But now those hospitals are swamped with COVID-19 cases. It doesn’t help that health coverage is also a for-profit business, which for practical reasons is tied to employment for most people, and the economic shutdown means tens of millions have lost their health insurance along with their jobs.

When liberals disparage the concept of libertarian government or public services, they usually say something like “let’s privatize the fire department.” And actually, we can see from the current clusterfuck that we would be better off with a stronger, more organized federal approach to medical care and redistribution of resources. The problem is that the real reason why we would be better off also reveals why a lot of libertarians would rather privatize the fire department. The point of having less national control over everything is not that things wouldn’t be more organized under a stronger government, it’s that that would only work depending on who’s doing the organizing. A privatized fire department would in theory be worse than a public one that is not built around profit incentives. But even if the public institution were acting on profit incentives, it would make a difference if the company is run by Bill Gates versus Donald Trump. And the fact is that Trump is not a president who just happens to be a businessman, he is a businessman who just happens to have the world’s largest government in his portfolio. Because that’s the way he runs it. And putting a public resource under such a businessman means that rather than socializing our resources, you’ve taken the worst-case scenario of privatization and applied it to the entire country.

The liberal conceit is that we not only can socialize resources, but must do so, and it’s a conceit because it assumes that everyone in government is going to be civic-minded. The premise of libertarianism and (former) conservatism is that we cannot and should not socialize everything because we CAN’T trust that everyone would be civic-minded, and since there is nothing inherently different between humans in the private and public sectors, any person who would be corrupt and vicious in the private sector would be corrupt and vicious in the public sector, only in their case they would have the government’s monopoly on force and authority.

For instance, this week the Supreme Court has been hearing a case between prosecutors in the state of New York and Mr. Trump (using the Justice Department basically as his defense team) in which the prosecutors are asking for the defendant’s financial records and the defendant saying he should be immune to subpoena simply because he’s the president. A legal question which Trump’s old buddy and predecessor has already decided.

If the business sector is corrupt and out of control, there’s a balance against that: the government. But what if the government is corrupt and out of control, and is in fact taken over by corrupt businessmen? Vote them out! But what if the majority vote against the (more) corrupt party doesn’t matter due to the Electoral College? “It’s a republic, not a democracy!” And if what’s left of our checks-and-balances try to hold the corrupt Administration accountable to existing laws and standards? “They’re thwarting the will of the people who elected Our President!!”

Not like it’s going to matter, because the screaming incompetence of government under Trump is going to lead to an even bigger government under Joe Biden, in the increasingly more likely event that he’s elected. A recent New York Magazine focus takes excerpts from Biden’s brainstorming while sitting in quarantine, such as “he said he would forgive federal student-loan debt – $10,000 per person, minimum – and add $200 a month to Social Security checks.” Author Gabriel Benedetti: “And while 2009 shows that spending unprecedented amounts of money alone doesn’t necessarily make a presidency transformational, the pandemic and the economic collapse it has produced have expanded Biden’s sense of not just how much relief will be required but what will be possible to accomplish as part of that recovery. … While it’s impossible to tell where the country is headed, Biden’s camp is in the disorienting position of scaling up its laundry list of proposals to match the ambition, and the political appetite, he thinks the American people – desperate for relief – will have in January.”

And any Republican wails against all this will be taken as just more bad faith from the same people who wail about Tara Reade after over four years of worshiping Monsieur Coup de la Pousse’. These same people will look at the new New Deal, or Great Society, or whatever it’s going to be called, and they will invoke “checks and balances” and the “rule of law”, and all the Democrats will have to do is play the tapes of Adam Schiff at the impeachment trial invoking “the rule of law” to Republican Senators while they sneered and played with fidget spinners.

Thanks to “conservatives” who would rather identify with Russian autocrats than American liberals, most non-Trumpniks see any calls for “freedom” and “states’ rights” as meaning only some people’s freedom to do what they want regardless of who gets hurt.

All the Trumpniks, even the former conservatives whom I know have good brains, have rationalized their worship of the gold-plated calf as a “lesser evil” because he’s supposed to be the only thing protecting American capitalism from a takeover by socialism. Yet as we’ve seen, the capitalist economy, which Trump can only take credit for insofar as he passively chose to not interfere with what he inherited from Obama, is now ruined because of Trump’s active policy of confusion and incompetence. And his ultimate legacy, in creating a need for government assistance, government healthcare, and organized government policy, is that Donald Trump will end up doing more to create socialism in America than any president since FDR.

And that’s if he loses in 2020.

If he wins re-election, of course Trump will do that much more to turn America into a socialist country. Of course, since Trump is a self-described nationalist, his Socialism would be more of the National type.

So, About That Other Rape

“Do not think that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of these answers. They know that their statements are empty and contestable, but it amuses them to make such statements; it is their adversary whose duty it is to choose his words seriously because he believes in words. They have a right to play. They even like to play with speech because by putting forth ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutor; they are enchanted with their unfairness because for them it is not a question of persuading by good argument but of intimidating or disorienting. If you insist too much, they close up, they point out with one superb word that the time to argue has passed. Not that they are afraid of being convinced: Their only fear is that they will look ridiculous or that their embarrassment will make a bad impression on a third party whom they want to get on their side. Thus if the anti-Semite is impervious, as everyone has been able to observe, to reason and experience, it is not because his conviction is so strong, but rather his conviction is strong because he has chosen to be impervious.”

  • Jean-Paul Sartre, “Anti-Semite and Jew”, 1944

A few weeks ago the frequent accounts of Joe Biden’s “handsy” behavior parted way for a more serious accusation. In April 2019, a former staffer for Senator Biden, Tara Reade, accused him of inappropriate touching while she was on his staff in the 1990s but did not describe anything graphic. But in March of this year she approached a journalist and escalated the complaint, saying that in 1993, Joe Biden had pressed her against a wall and penetrated her with his fingers. Only after this did she file a report with Washington, D.C. Police. Reade says she did file a written complaint at the time with the Senate personnel office, but she says she does not have a copy and it has not been found in the Senate records.

The latest developments are that (after cancelling an interview with Fox News) Reade did secure an interview with Megan Kelly on Kelly’s own social media pages, where Reade declared she would take a polygraph if Joe Biden takes one, and escalated further by calling on Biden to suspend his campaign. Not only that, on May 7 Douglas Wigdor, whose firm has represented six victims of convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein, has announced he is representing Reade.

While it seems (to ‘conservatives’) that the liberal media were trying to sweep this whole thing under the rug, that is less and less the case.

The goal here is not any old-school journalist sense of both-sides fairness and objectivity, but the media’s need for sensationalism and ratings, and if that means making Discount Caligula more feasible than he would be otherwise, then they’ll do it. Trump has said more than once that the media will save him because he’s great for their numbers. And more than once, I’ve said he may be right.

Because as I’d mentioned a few weeks ago, it’s a bit suspicious that this particular accusation came up at exactly the point that Trump is beset by unfriendly news on all sides and it looks like all Biden has to do to win in November is show up and not die of old age. The same people who fret about balancing “#metoo” with the need to support a liberal over Trump aren’t going to stress how Reade made a story already damaging to Biden that much more of a criminal accusation, or how her anti-Biden efforts increased as she supported Bernie Sanders politically, or how she wrote a 2018 article (since deleted) on the left-wing Medium site waxing rhapsodic about “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin” and talking about her political evolution “after reading authors like Noam Chomsky, (and) my eyes opened to the great extent of our nation’s hypocrisy and imperialism.” But this is the money quote: “President Putin’s genius is his judo ability to conserve his own energy and let the opponents flail, using up their energy, while he gains position. Currently, President Putin has a higher approval rating in America then the American President, particularly with women. [‘Citation needed‘ – Wikipedia] President Putin has an alluring combination of strength with gentleness. His sensuous image projects his love for life, the embodiment of grace while facing adversity. It is evident that he loves his country, his people and his job. Although his job may seem like in the words of writer, Elizabeth Gilbert on genius, ‘trying to swallow the sun.’ This is a whole lot to deal with for one mere mortal… President Putin’s obvious reverence for women, children and animals, and his ability with sports is intoxicating to American women. Especially since the bloated, American President is so negative, denigrating and dismissive of anyone but himself as he stumbles even playing golf (which is not a real sport anyway but a past time, sorry golfers). “

(It shouldn’t be a surprise that someone could support Putin while denigrating Trump; after all, most open Trumpniks are more fond of Putin’s approach to government than our nation’s hypocrisy and imperialism.)

A Vox journalist who is personally sympathetic to Reade said, “If Reade had told a consistent story and shared all of her corroborating sources with reporters, if those sources had told a consistent story, if the Union piece had shaken loose other cases like hers, or if there were “smoking gun” evidence in Biden’s papers, her account might have been reported on differently in mainstream media a year ago. It is not fair to an individual survivor that their claims require an extraordinary level of confirmation, but it’s what reporters have found is necessary for their stories to hold up to public scrutiny and successfully hold powerful men accountable. So we are here.”

Which is another reason that news outlets have been leery of getting more involved, because this could all blow up in their faces. But with the involvement of Wigdor, the stakes have been raised, and this campaign is at least less amateur hour than the Party of Pizzagate attempt to smear Anthony Fauci as a sexual assaulter.

The problem being that escalating the stakes to the level of “suspend your campaign or we have a rape investigation” means that someone’s bluff is gonna be called. And lest we assume that having a hot lawyer means that your case is solid, I’m old enough to remember when Michael Avenatti was a hot lawyer. That would make me at least two.

Until this actually does get investigated, this is just the rationalization for some people to say (with a straight face) “I won’t vote for a creepy senile rapist who used his office to get his kid a cushy job.”
Well. Good thing we’ve got TWO parties, so there’s a real CHOICE.

Let us go straight to the worst-case scenario, because let’s face it, this is Trumpworld, and in Trumpworld, the worst-case scenario is the most likely one. The worst-case scenario of course is that Joe Biden actually did rape Tara Reade. That would of course require a serious investigation actually proving the charges, which at this point are no more substantiated – or capable of substantiation – than E. Jean Carroll’s recent charge against Trump, or 22 other separate allegations from individual women over the years, before he ran for president, and are certainly no more grounded than Trump actually confessing on tape that he could “grab ’em by the pussy” or telling Howard Stern that as owner of the Miss Universe pageants he could walk into contestants’ dressing rooms. (The Miss Universe franchise includes Miss Teen USA.)

So for this to get beyond where the Trump accusations have already gone, there would have to be a more developed investigation of Reade’s charges. There’s a recent piece in The Daily Beast, succinctly titled, “Hell No, Joe Biden Shouldn’t Play By Rules That Donald Trump Never Has.”
Yes, I know, it’s Michael Tomasky. But he’s not wrong. In particular, I point out the following:

“I’d like to live in a world where Biden could do the clearly honorable and above-board thing here. But we don’t live in that world. We live in a world where the level of morality is defined by the least moral actor. That’s Trump. “

Let me re-emphasize: We live in a world where the level of morality is defined by the least moral actor.

That’s Trump.

When Democrats in 2020 had an amazing surfeit of candidates, and a very strong Bernie Sanders run, and yet Joe Biden attained a strategic victory even before the virus shutdown, that indicates that voters in his party wanted Joe Biden. They may have been thinking strategically, but ultimately, they wanted Joe Biden. When Republicans in 2016 had a surfeit of candidates, most of whom did not have Trump’s vices, his pettiness, his disrespect, and they nominated him anyway, that indicates to me that Republicans, and the others who voted with them that election, wanted Trump, not despite his pettiness and disrespect but actively because of these vices. For Democrats, supporting a potential rapist is a contradiction. For Republicans, it’s the whole point.

If you’re going to say rape is the disqualifier… you’re going to give TRUMP a pass?? You’re so desperate to win that you’ve completely thrown away your Christian ™ morality, but you assume Those People aren’t so desperate to win that they wouldn’t throw away their feminist morality? Why should NotTrumpniks care about their guy committing rape when YOU DON’T??

This is the standard YOU’RE operating on. You don’t get to cry foul when the enemy plays by your rules.

And yes, Trumpniks, I DID tell Clintonoids this four years ago.

If your position is that They’re All Crooked, and They All Suck, you haven’t actually abandoned the responsibility of judgment. You have merely changed the standard of judgment to They’re All Crooked, and They All Suck. In which case, Trump is clearly the superior to both Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, but then what is the point of acting like their vices are disqualifying?

This is the problem. Not just that tu quoque works both ways, which was Clinton’s problem facing Trump. The key is the Trumpnik desire to have it both ways. Saying They’re All Crooked and They All Suck is their rationalization for worshiping the most crooked and sucktastic politician of all time, precisely because of his flaws. But it’s also a means of disarming anybody who actually believes in morals and standards. After all, hypocrisy is disloyalty to a standard that one actually believes in, and one cannot be a hypocrite if he has abandoned all standards. The Trumpnik’s only standard is Trump, and if Trump changes his mind whenever he feels like it, so does the Trumpnik.

(This, incidentally, is why Trumpism can’t be considered ‘conservatism’ because conservatism was always based on the idea that there are human standards that should be more durable than one dysfunctional person’s whim. But then, the problems with conservatism in practice help explain how these guys went for Trump.)

There was a recent journalistic effort through the New York Times called The 1619 Project, which was about how the slave economy of colonial America was in fact at the foundation of colonial culture and thus at the foundation of the American republic. Right-wingers (with some reason) have critiqued the articles as an attack on the generally positive message of the American Dream and the premise of freedom. There are in fact a lot of leftists who act as though the whole American project is invalidated “because slavery”, not withstanding the inspiration of the United States as a colonial revolt to people in Haiti, Latin America, Africa and elsewhere. But in February, on The Daily Show, Trevor Noah hosted the main writer of 1619, Nikole Hannah-Jones, and among other things she talked about was how her black father was the only person in her Missisippi neighborhood who flew the American flag. And Noah asked her Jones about her thesis that “black people have the job of making it a truth.” And her response (3:39) is, “When Thomas Jefferson writes those famous English words, ‘we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal’, he owns 130 human beings, even some of his own family members. And he understands that one-fifth of the population will enjoy none of these rights and liberties. We are founded on a hypocrisy, a paradox. But black people read those words and said, ‘oh we believe that those words are true and apply to us, and fight.”

As I say: It is possible for two things to be true at the same time. It is a fact that Jefferson was both a slaveowner and a founder of classical liberalism. You can look at the hypocrisy of that and throw out the proverbial baby with the bathwater in rejecting the American project over its contradictions, or you can see what is good in the project and work to make it more consistent and apply its rewards to everybody. It is in fact the anti-liberals (not conservatives, but people who hearken back to the age before Jefferson) who insist that freedom is zero-sum and that only some people can have it.

If you’re going to say the two factions of duopoly are both hypocrites, the difference is between the one that might reform towards actual progress and consistency and the one that wants to go in the other direction. If that’s not good enough for you, liberals, well again: THAT’s why I’m a Libertarian. Rationalizing that the corrupt party that might clean up it’s act is actually going to do so is not good enough in the short run, and it’s a large part of why people didn’t trust you guys enough to carry Hillary Clinton in the states where she needed it. Which is why even more than minimum wage or national health care, what this country really needs are election reforms like mail voting and automatic registration (as opposed to making people jump through flaming hoops just to exercise a civil ‘right’) and especially ranked choice voting so there’s MORE than two people to vote for. That might hurt Democrats, which is why they haven’t done it yet. But at this point, it’s a matter of their survival, not just ours.

In point of fact, both major parties ARE crooked, and they DO all suck, but this is my comparison. Democrats are the Mob. Republicans are that scene in The Dark Knight where the Joker sees the mountain of money that the Mob has compiled for him, lights one side on fire, and says “I’m only burning MY half.”

It might be one thing to play “I’m rubber, you’re glue” in a world where the economy is good, and politics is just a game and people take it on the same level as rooting for the Cowboys over the Redskins. (NFL team metaphor being completely intentional.) But now there’s coronavirus, and while Trump is not the direct cause of the actual virus, his policies, or lack of such, have made him the proximate cause of the problem in this country. And for a lot of people, especially those who were already in compromised health, the choice in November is a bet on whether they will be alive next year – assuming that they survive long enough to vote this year.

Not to mention that even Trump, with that walnut between his ears, seems to understand how a truly serious investigation of Biden could backfire on him, just as an investigation of Brett Kavanaugh would have caused real problems if it hadn’t been carefully manicured from beginning to end by the Republicans in control of the confirmation process. Republicans will not be in control of this process. After all, it’s not like someone on the Left couldn’t make a strategically timed accusation against Trump. And if “the liberal media” takes an investigation of Biden seriously without doing a serious investigation of Trump’s “playboy” history, it won’t just be the Right questioning their credibility.

No, however likely it is that Tara Reade is not lying, it is far more likely that the charges she makes against Biden will go the way of all the other charges against Trump: stoked for sensationalism and ratings, but nothing will ever come of them, because taking them seriously would turn over the wrong stones.

So Democrats (and hopefully other non-Trumpniks) will go back to supporting Biden even knowing he had problems with women, which they already did. And Trump will go back to his otherwise successful Karl Rove approach of always accusing the enemy of the thing he’s been doing all along.

So next month, he’s probably going to blame Joe Biden for bankrupting Atlantic City.

The Only Treatment Is Social Distancing

“This is the story of Howard Beale, the first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings.”

Network

On Thursday April 23, Viceroy Donald Trump had his daily press briefing/propaganda rally/Airing of the Grievances and brought out Bill Bryan at the science and technology division at the Department of Homeland Security, and Mr. Bryan told the press,

“If I may have the first slide please. And while that’s coming up, our most striking observation to date is the powerful effect that solar light appears to have on killing the (corona) virus, both surfaces and in the air. We’ve seen a similar effect with both temperature and humidity as well, where increasing the temperature and humidity or both is generally less favorable to the virus. … If you look at the fourth line, you inject the sunlight into that, you inject UV rays into that, the same effects on line two as 70 to 75 degrees with 80% humidity on the surface and look at line four but now you inject the sun, the half-life goes from six hours to two minutes. That’s how much of an impact UV rays has on the virus.” He went on to say, “We’re also testing disinfectants readily available. We’ve tested bleach, we’ve tested isopropyl alcohol on the virus specifically in saliva or in respiratory fluids and I can tell you that bleach will kill the virus in five minutes. Isopropyl alcohol will kill the virus in 30 seconds and that’s with no manipulation, no rubbing. Just bring it on and leaving it go. You rub it and it goes away even faster. We’re also looking at other disinfectants, specifically looking at the COVID-19 virus in saliva. This is not the end of our work. “

In response, this is what Donald Trump actually said in his April 23 press briefing:

“A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.”

This made a lot of people very angry and was widely considered a bad move.

I bring up the original context for all the cultists in the Church of Jesus Trump Latter-Day Suckers who think that their Messiah was “taken out of context” as though we can’t just replay the video tape or get the transcript (like I did) and as if the people who wank off three typos in one sentence are going to judge anyone else’s command of English. This was also the excuse of White House Press Secretary For Now Kayleigh McEnany last Friday when she said, “President Trump has repeatedly said that Americans should consult with medical doctors regarding coronavirus treatment, a point that he emphasized again during yesterday’s briefing. Leave it to the media to irresponsibly take President Trump out of context and run with negative headlines.” Article: “But Trump undercut that defense and others pretty quickly Friday, telling reporters he was just kidding around when he suggested injecting disinfectants: “I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters like you just to see what would happen,” he told reporters in the White House, according to a pool report.”

Was hoser being “sarcastic” about a half an hour after posing that idea when he lit into Philip Rucker from the Post, when Rucker said, “You’re the president and people tuning in to these briefings they want to get information and guidance and want to know what to do. They’re not looking for rumors” and Trump responded, “Hey, Phil. I’m the President and you’re fake news. And you know what I’ll say to you, I’ll say very nicely… I know you well. I know you well because I know the guy, I see what he writes. He’s a total faker”? See, that’s the problem. If ANYTHING you say can be taken as sarcasm, how do we know when you’re being serious? Donnie, are you going to say that you were just being “sarcastic” when you ran for President and this whole thing was just an elaborate practical joke that you and the Clintons set up to show what a bunch of gullible power-lusting goons the Republicans were? It would be nice to get the grownups back now that everyone’s gotten the punchline.

With all the dumbass things Donnie has said, and WILL say for the rest of his life, this “injection” musing may just pass in the wind like every other mental fart that comes out of his upper asshole. But it’s kind of telling that it hasn’t yet. Maybe because the one thing that Trump was good at by right-wing standards was getting out of the way of the economy, and as long as that was good, nobody cared if the president acted like a wannabe Mussolini. But it was Trump’s interference with our disease monitoring systems, his refusal to respond to the initial reports from China, and his not being straight with the public because he didn’t want Wall Street to crash that caused Wall Street to crash, because he created uncertainty that didn’t need to exist. And now that this country has far more coronavirus cases than any other Western nation, we would like real leadership and not a “reality” TV clown boy.

I can actually believe that some part of Trump was being sarcastic, or only musing, because this crisis has already revealed that he doesn’t take the whole issue seriously. Like where he justified the shutdown protestors as having “cabin fever,” which apparently is supposed to justify risking actual fever. Or when he said “we can’t let the cure be worse than the problem,” when the phrase is actually “can’t let the cure be worse than the disease.” But then when he had his injection idea, he said, “I’m not a doctor, but I have a very good (pointed to his head) you-know-what.” The word is “brain.” But given how Trump’s brain is rapidly withering from willful neglect, maybe “brain” and “disease” are the two words that dropped out of his vocabulary last week.

The criticism over April 23 – some of it apparently internal – caused Trump to announce later Friday that the Administration might “scale back” the daily briefings, and over the weekend, in one of his decreasing moments of lucidity, tweeted, “What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & the American people get nothing but Fake News. Not worth the time & effort!”

But be that as it may, homeboy went back to press briefings on Monday April 27, this time whining about how we had such a wonderful best economy ever before the China Virus ruined it. But again, at the time China was failing to contain the virus from global spread, Trump was tweeting, “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!

In his defense, Trump might have forgotten about this position for the same reason that he forgot the words “disease” and “brain.”

Who knows what Trump will do next? Will he make Ivanka the Senate pro tem? Will he replace Dr. Fauci with Dr. Oz? Will he declare the official language of the United States to be Swedish? Nobody knows! Not even him! Tune in tomorrow at 5:45 (or whenever he feels like walking out) for The Trump Show! ™

But this week I want to go back to a hidden truth in Trump’s Sunday tweet, where (to repeat) he said “What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truth or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & the American people get nothing but Fake News. Not worth the time & effort!”

Like much of what Trump says, this piece is inadvertently confessional. On several levels. First: it’s his decision to have these press briefings in the first place. Secondly, whether you think the press “asks nothing but hostile questions” it isn’t true that they refuse “to report the truth or facts accurately” or that the result is “Fake News.” Leaving aside the point that in Trumpspeak, “Fake News” is not fake news but any information that contradicts The Leader or makes him look bad or feel bad. When news networks cover these events they usually just let the camera roll. They are reporting the facts accurately. The event itself is the news.

But then there’s the kicker: “They get record ratings”. And they do. In late March, the events were marked as having ratings of around 8.5 million viewers, which caused Trump to brag that even Teh Failing New York Times was showing he had better ratings than the “Bachelor” finale.

In large respect, this whole foofaraw illustrates the love-hate (or rather, co-dependent) relationship Trump has with the media. He picks on them almost the way Hitler picked on the Jews. (No, Trumpniks, I’m not saying your innocent little boy is Hitler. Hitler actually ran a successful economy for MORE than three years before starting a major catastrophe that killed everybody.) And yet, one could argue that if it weren’t for the media, Trump would not be president. These guys gave Trump all sorts of free media, and you know Trump loves nothing more than not having to pay for something. And it was all because everyone, especially the media, knew that Hillary Clinton had all the appeal of shredded wheat, and they dreaded the prospect of covering her coast to the coronation and subsequent four years with nothing more than the business-as-usual scandals to look forward to. Trump was their godsend. His job was to be dumb for public consumption, and despite being more “extreme” in his platform than the third-party candidates, news networks latched on to him because he was an entertaining buffoon who was great for ratings.

Trump is much more their creation than he is that of Vladimir Putin or even Mark Burnett, and that has to create a certain tension, even in the doubtful event that he is aware of it. The fact that he needs attention like a lawn needs manure, the fact that even now he needs the media more than they need him, just reinforces the point that Trump isn’t the invincible Sun King and is not a self-made man. Everything he has is from someone else’s largesse, and being made aware of this makes Trump realize he’s a fraud. The real tension is that his only recourse to confirm his importance is to go out and hog the spotlight and talk about what he’s supposedly doing, and the more he does this, the more obvious it is that he’s a fraud.

The few times I’ve seen Morning Joe on MSDNC recently, Joe Scarborough and to a lesser extent Mika Brezinski have been pushing the idea that Trump is going senile, which as I’ve already implied is very easy to believe. But I think the reason these two in particular are pushing the insinuation so hard is because they used to be friends with Trump in his pre-Caudillo days, there’s been a certain amount of bad blood between them as his behavior in politics has alienated them personally, and most importantly, they know for these reasons that Trump is watching their show.

I’ve said more than once that “gaslighting” only works if your target already has little sense of objective reality, and since Trump’s only sense of outside reality is “the shows”, he is far more vulnerable to gaslighting than the liberals who complain about it.

A similar point was made in Pajiba, no less. There seems to be a deliberate effort to lionize virus specialist Dr. Anthony Fauci, not just because he’s genuinely competent, but because that perception antagonizes Trump. (Remember, Trump pushed Alex Azar out of the coronavirus czar role and gave it to Mike Pence as a publicity stunt, then took over the coronavirus briefings cause he didn’t like Pence getting the attention.) Dustin Rowles: “This is all coming to a head, because we have a feckless, thin-skinned idiot for a President, and also because the media has been dying to see this play out. Everyone in the media knows exactly what Anthony Fauci thinks of Donald Trump. The entire world knows what Anthony Fauci thinks of Donald Trump. Anthony Fauci rang the bell on this pandemic early on, and the President didn’t listen to him. If the President had listened, thousands of lives would be saved. But Fauci is honest to God trying to do what’s best for the country, which is to give us the truth while also trying to remain on the President’s good side by [pretending to give] him the benefit of the doubt. Fauci wants to keep his job, because his job is so important to our health.

“But the press? They’re pushing Fauci, basically daring him to sh*t on the President, because we all need the clicks, because the ad rates are gone. And so, the media wants more than just another NYTimes investigation showing without any doubt whatsoever that Trump’s slow response to the pandemic led to the massive loss of life, the media wants the most trusted man in America right now to weigh in on that investigation and indict Trump for his failures.” His conclusion: “The political media is more interested in pitting a hero (Fauci) against a villain (Trump), which may provide a few more (mostly worthless) clicks, but it is decidedly not in the interest of our collective public health. Baiting Trump into firing Fauci, which seems almost inevitable at this point, will not make us safer. “

All this ties into a debate that is often held within the media itself as MSDNC stars like Rachel Maddow vocally question the worth of these little shindigs and others (like Ari Melber) flat-out cut away from the press briefings once they drift away from any public-information purpose. One of the few reporters who deliberately takes the traditional “sunlight is the best disinfectant” position is Olivia Nuzzi, now writing for New York Magazine, who did a piece on April 28 saying among other things, “Just like the reality-TV contestants who have walked the corridors of Trump’s West Wing, I’m not here to make friends. If members of the press endeavor to do so, I believe we’d more likely be protecting the president from himself, while helping him prove that the press condescends to the public it claims to serve.

“What a lot of Trump critics miss is that the biggest threat to his presidency isn’t the pandemic and the collapse of the global economy. It’s Trump. The more we see him — rambling, ranting, casually spitballing about bleach and sunlight — the clearer that becomes. But that’s not the media’s problem, and taking the spotlight off of him as he displays the full extent of his inadequacies would only serve to help him and to make the public less informed about what the federal government is doing — or not doing.

“Watching Trump dangerously improvise is, in itself, information. It’s pure access to his thoughts and ideas and emotional state, presented to the world in real time.”

This is itself a confessional statement. If you’re a right-winger convinced that Teh Librul Media are out to get Our President, or a left-winger convinced that they’re not doing enough, the fact is that nothing Teh Librul Media could do to slant the news will set the American people against Trump more than just keeping the camera on him to show what he really is.

But if anything that is an even bigger reason to put a stop to all this.

If Trump is being too cute by half in acting as though his press briefings are more public information than self-promotion, then so are the media. We are certainly not taking the spotlight off Trump to make the public more informed about what the federal government is doing or not doing. We are not putting nearly as much attention on the fact that at least one Governor felt the need to procure personal protective equipment from South Korea and have the state National Guard secure it at an undisclosed location to make sure Trump’s federal government wouldn’t hoard it. We are not emphasizing how much of this bailout went to the people who already have money and influence while most taxpayers got a one-time check of $1200. And some didn’t even get that.

No, the press would rather cover The Trump Show.

In her article, Nuzzi says that the other approach to presenting Trump unfiltered is the observation of an Australian journalist who said it was a “shock” to endure 30 minutes of “unfiltered meanderings” because when Trump’s words are processed through the media, the effect is that Trump sounds more coherent than he is. “I realized how much of the reporting of Trump necessarily edits and parses his words, to force it into sequential paragraphs or impose meaning where it is difficult to detect.” (In other words, translating Trumpspeak into coherent English, and assuming that there is substance to translate.)

This is a good point, but it avoids the other reality: The medium is the message, and the message is the medium. What Trump counts on is the air of authority that comes from being President, and his lust for power and the trappings of office are a means of justifying the self-image that had always been contradicted by his grubby reality. The fact that homeboy is on TV matters to him more than whether what he says is helping him. Because he knows that certain people will go along with anything he says because he’s the one saying it. This is why liberals and mainstream gatekeepers were wailing about Trump offering quack medical advice in stream-of-consciousness observations, while others said, “Oh, it was just musing out loud, it’s not like anyone was taking it seriously.” Well, no less than Fox News said that poison control centers have reported an increase in calls regarding exposure to cleaners and disinfectants, and that was on April 20, before the press conference in question.

Trump is in all ways unfit for office, is too emotionally incontinent to handle the stresses of the office, and his uninformed opinion is at least a factor in getting people killed. It is in fact, not good for him to be out there engaged in a mutual baiting game with the press. It increases the likelihood that he is going to act out and do something really dangerous. And if the press realizes this and continues playing the game anyway, then they too care more about self-promotion than informing the public.

The same press keeps telling us to practice sanitation and social distancing because when there is a virus you have to prevent it from having a vector. In the absence of a serious treatment which may be months away, we have to do everything to prevent the disease from being communicated. And some people would flaunt common-sense guidelines because they have a short-term conception of freedom. Yet the same press, rather than protecting the president from himself, or protecting us from him, would rather maintain themselves as a medium for political contagion than abandon their short-term business priorities.

The only treatment is social distancing.

Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death

“Leadership: Whatever happens, you’re responsible. If it doesn’t happen, you’re responsible.” -Donald Trump, Twitter, Nov. 8, 2013

“Responsibility’s a heavy responsibility, man.” -Richard “Cheech” Marin

Hi, Trumpniks! Sick of winning yet?

No really, are you sick yet?

Boy, I bet it was fun the last few years getting to lord it over all those liberals and vegans and “experts” who read books and know stuff. And having Gary Busey’s idiot sidekick as president was fun, in a sliding-your-dick-against-a-cheese-grater sense of ‘fun,’ but then the stock market crashed and you had to decide whether having a job was worth Gramma dying.

In the fight against coronavirus, Trump says we are fighting a war against an “invisible enemy”, which must be difficult for him, since his usual psychology is to assume that someone is the enemy just by their appearance. But what do Our Wartime President and his cult know about real war? Have they ever sacrificed? In World War II, would they have put up with rationing? Would they have put up with blackouts? Would they have donated blood? Would they have volunteered for the military? Or would they dodge the draft? If these “patriots” had been around in the ’30s and ’40s, would they have treated military preparedness as a joke, said the whole war effort was a socialist plot against our freedoms, and spread rumors that Roosevelt’s real name was “Rosenfeld”?

Maybe.

Most of the actual “war” has been fought on the state level even as the Party of Trump creates a resistance against the program. Take Michigan as a major example.

While the Left holds Governor Gretchen Whitmer as a hero, largely because Trump seems to have picked on her as his latest bete noire, right-wingers have varying degrees of skepticism. In several pieces, Reason Magazine pointed out that some Michigan sheriffs are refusing to enforce her virus shutdown orders, because among other things the Michigan shutdown “includes a prohibition on large retailers selling allegedly nonessential items, such as paint and outdoor supplies, meaning stores like Home Depot had to tape off those sections from customers. Lawncare services have been temporarily shuttered. With very few exceptions, the order prohibits people from traveling between residences, even to their cottages in the northern part of the state, where there are few COVID-19 cases. Residents of other states, however, may still travel to such properties in Michigan if permitted by their respective home states. Individuals may not use motorboats, but they are authorized to use boats without motors. The order bans “public and private gatherings of any kind,” yet it still allows for the sale of lottery tickets, the proceeds of which go toward funding K-12 education in the state.”

Well, as I keep saying: it is possible for two different things to be true at the same time. It is possible to want to take the virus seriously and make serious public preparations against it, and also to say that government can go too far in saying what’s good for the public. But if you don’t like Whitmer, I give you the same advice that I give to anyone who doesn’t like Trump: Next election, VOTE THE FUCKER OUT.

That doesn’t seem to be good enough for some people in Michigan and other states who came out at the end of the week and over the weekend into Monday to block traffic – including ambulances – while carrying firearms, wearing military gear and waving Trump campaign banners and Confederate flags.

Yeah, because nothing says you love freedom and America more than flying the traitor flag of a slaveholders’ rebellion.

And as simultaneous leader and follower, President ALL CAPS twitted “LIBERATE MICHIGAN” and “LIBERATE VIRGINIA” over its Second Amendment policies. First off: Liberate them from whom? Liberate them how? With “Second Amendment solutions”? Why, because Democrats are now in charge of those states? Gee, who was it saying that people couldn’t accept the results of the last election?

There has been a lot of talk about “freedom” and “liberty” being thrown around, not only by right-wingers but by leftists who look at them and see “liberty” as a joke. In fact the coronavirus crisis (the crisis being not the virus itself but our response to it) does a lot to demonstrate why we don’t have a more libertarian world or in particular a more libertarian America. In a perfect libertarian world (itself a subjective hypothetical) we would need less laws because people would be educated enough to make decisions for themselves and exercise common sense. We have all the laws we do because people do not have education and common sense. And every time there’s a crisis, government uses that as a pretext to take more and more liberties, and they can do so because people do not exercise common sense.

Liberty doesn’t just mean rights, it means responsibility. And contra libertarians, it used to be conservatives making that assertion. Liberty means not only taking responsibility for one’s free will but accepting that we need to protect others’ rights. But some people define “rights” as belonging only to them, not even to “white people” but only to white people of a certain tribe and political alignment. And these rights do not imply taking responsibility for one’s own decisions or extending the same right to others.

Just as their role model demands all the power and none of the responsibility, the cult demands the freedom to do as they please without acknowledging the consequences. Such shutdown policies that have been enacted – on a state-by-state level – are based on observation of other countries and the fact that even now, we have far more cases and more total deaths than any other Western country (not counting China or Islamic states that are not transparent in their reporting). You go against these policies, the likelihood is you will get the virus and spread it to others. And yet such folks are willing to say that someone has to die and bear the statistical loss because staying the course would be a greater cost to the economy. And yes, they’re still calling themselves “pro-life.”

These people are just as serious about being pro-death as they are about being pro-life, which is to say: Not. They are no more serious about saying “someone has to die” than they are about someone else’s unwanted pregnancy. It’s not THEIR problem. The reason leftists can say things like “name one member of your family whom you are willing to sacrifice for capitalism” is because they can. Because with what we know about the virus, if you do not practice distancing, that challenge is no longer an abstract hypothetical. It’s not ‘their’ problem any more, it’s YOUR problem. But as soon as it becomes YOUR problem, Lawdy, it’s the biggest injustice in the world. And that’s what we’re dealing with here.

If one New Yorker dies every 12 minutes over three days, nobody panics, that’s all part of the plan. But shut down lawn care service, and everyone loses their minds!

We are seeing the wisdom of Jello’s phrase. Certain people are more agitated at the loss of conveniences they have been accustomed to than the actual rights that they never bothered to exercise.

Your president is blowing millions to pacify the farming community and compensate for the fact that they have been rendered uncompetitive in the free market due to government policy (first tariffs and now the virus response). And that isn’t socialism?

In the last few days we have had more and more reports of Our President’s federal government deliberately intercepting shipments of medical supplies to states after the states had procured and paid for them. And THAT isn’t a government overreach?

Philando Castile had a license to carry a gun and a policeman killed him anyway. Are you protesting THAT government abuse?

Flint, Michigan STILL doesn’t have reliable drinking water. Are Michiganders protesting that?

No. You’re protesting because you can’t grow seeds or get a haircut.

If there’s anything more contradictory than liberals demanding the Federal government exercise more power when they know they can’t trust it under current management, it’s so-called small-government conservatives whining about state governors after all these years talking about federalism and “states’ rights.”

And yet, in their continuing pathology in wanting it both ways, Trumpniks insist that their Leader is the rebel against “the establishment.” Never mind that he needed the Republican establishment to get anything done at all, and to keep his ass in power after he incriminated himself. Look, Trumpniks, I know most of you are AM radio fans, so you’ve read Rules for Radicals, right? Remember the twelfth rule: “The twelfth rule is: The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative. ” In other words, once you’ve achieved your goal, you are in the position that your target was in, and now you have to actually do those things you said your enemy wasn’t doing. In still other words, you can’t stick it to The Man when YOU ARE THE MAN.

Your people are in charge. And while you may not control the House any more, you still have the Senate, which means you still appoint judges. You have a whole government of people who think like you. Not just Trump, but people like Supreme Court Justice “Boofing” Brett Kavanaugh, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana, and Congressman Louie Gohmert, representing the great state of Gohmert.

How can you hate the government when YOU ARE the government?

You got everything you wanted from a President who’s just like you, for at least two years. So why are you whining?

You’re whining because state governors are going against the political correctness of Fox News and AM radio and the Internet and enforcing public health restrictions, and they can because that’s the way federalism works. Because it was set up that way by the Founders precisely to make sure that a corrupt autocrat couldn’t have too much power, and you “freedom” lovers are mad that your little King can’t do whatever he wants to stop them.

Freedom and balance of powers means that no one has absolute power, INCLUDING YOU.

So do me and the rest of us actual libertarians a favor and SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCK UP, because people like you are making the leftists look good.

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again: The real worst-case scenario of Republican domination is that they will turn America into a one-party state – that one party being the Democrats. Because after Republicans completely destroy the political reputation of anybody to the right of Joe Biden, the only competition in our politics will be Political Hack Democrats (like Biden) versus Social Justice Warrior Democrats (like AOC).

Because keep in mind Trumpniks, the main reason your control is not complete any more is because of the midterm elections and the last round of state elections, which occurred after 2016, when you had both houses of Congress, and the effects of Republican dominance in the states were becoming clear. If 2018 demonstrated anything, it’s that the more the Republicans cater to ooga-booga tribalists who hate science and fear evil spirits, the more likely it is that more people like them will turn into people like ME: Former Republicans who are sick of their shit.

I mean, back when Republicans hadn’t completely pissed away their reputation as a party of liberty, the joke was that “a conservative is just a liberal who’s been mugged by reality.” Well, by that standard, a libertarian is a conservative who got mugged by Republicans.

No matter how you interpret the 2018 midterms, the special elections, and the 2019 Kentucky election, it comes down to three factors: Either more people voted for Democrats than in 2016, more people who voted Trump in 2016 voted third-party/Libertarian in the next election or more people who voted Trump just stayed home. Possibly all three.

Because if lots of people (including me) agree with “conservatives” about how incompetent and venal the Democrats are, and they voted them back anyway, what does that say about Republican incompetence and venality?

And seriously kids: I don’t like this either. I don’t like going without clubs, and restaurants, and movie theaters. I don’t like being told I CAN’T do something. I know it’s a huge issue not being able to physically go to church. But if there’s any one person to blame for the loss of your liberties, blame the guy who was for the ‘China virus’ before he was against it. Blame the president who killed the Pandemic Response team, who removed the agents we had in China to observe disease trends, and who, like the World Health Organization, took China’s lead in the early stages of the Wuhan spread because no one wanted the Communist government to look bad. Blame Trump, who was informed by his own people what was going on, but who said in January, “China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!” It was your right-wing capitalist icon who wrecked the market by giving Wall Street mixed signals, and it was your libertarian rebel who did China’s bidding, and that’s why the governors have to shut down the stores, because YOUR president didn’t want this country to be prepared for a pandemic.

You wanted a Third World dictator who said he’d do everything by himself. That’s what you got. Liberty for other people wasn’t important to you, and now you’re living with the result of what YOU wanted.

Look, Trumpniks: You had your fun for three years. You got to do everything you wanted to this country, and as many predicted, you completely fucked it up. Now it’s time for you to sit down, shut up and let the grownups run things again.

Or else come November, you’re really gonna have something to protest.