The Frappucino Venti Presidency

“God said, take what you want, and pay for it.” -A Spanish proverb, supposedly What is remarkable about the obsessive media coverage of Howard Schultz (president emeritus of Starbucks Corporation) announcing his desire to run for president is not the fact that he made the announcement (since everyone in the Democratic Party is running for … Continue reading The Frappucino Venti Presidency

Ask Donald Trump

What qualifies Donald Trump to write a personal advice column? Because, let’s face it, he’s the president and you’re not. Mr. President, is there a particular maxim or code that you live by that helps guide your actions? -Mr. Richard Feder, Fort Lee, New Jersey Glad you asked, Emily. Ever since, I became President, every … Continue reading Ask Donald Trump

I Believe, Because It Is Absurd

Hi. I missed posting last week, largely because you couldn’t go 3 hours without some sudden and different news event to further decrease one’s faith in the survival of civilization, so there really isn’t much point trying to keep up with current events, at least not directly.  But I had mentioned in an earlier post … Continue reading I Believe, Because It Is Absurd

Donald Trump: The Jimi Hendrix of Assholery

Having already gone over the real issues with supporting Hillary Clinton, I now turn to the presumptive (and he is nothing if not presumptive) Republican nominee, Donald Trump. But what else can I say about Trump that hasn’t already been said? What new can I say that will not get me investigated by the Secret … Continue reading Donald Trump: The Jimi Hendrix of Assholery