And Now, The Autopsy

The phrase “autopsy” in regard to post-election analysis came about after the Republican Party commissioned a study shortly after Mitt Romney lost to President Obama in 2012, despite Obama not performing as well as he had in 2008. It was not actually called an autopsy, but that’s the phrase that developed in the political media. So ever since then an analysis of the losing party’s campaign in an election has been referred to as such, except of course, for the 2020 election, which according to the Church of Trump canon dogma that will soon be enshrined in official documents, Donald Trump DID NOT LOSE despite the fact that he’s officially elected the 47th president and not still the 45th. So here’s my personal analysis for what went wrong with the (Biden) Harris campaign and what Democrats could do better in the next presidential campaign, assuming they’re allowed to have one. I can only hope this is not the literal autopsy of the Democratic Party, but let’s see what happens in Trump’s first hundred days.

On Facebook, I’d posted a Reason Magazine article pointing out that after 2016, Democrats did, sorta, have an “autopsy” on the results of the election, saying “In fact, Democrats tasked then-Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney (D–N.Y.) with compiling an autopsy of the 2016 election, only to then effectively bury it: Maloney presented the report to lawmakers “during a members-only gathering at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee headquarters” in 2017, Politico reported, but “members were not allowed to have copies of the report and may view it only under the watchful eyes of DCCC staff.” Which is about par for the course with these people. And one friend, thinking that the premise of learning from the Republican victory was to be more like them, asked me, “If the result of the autopsy is, the only way to beat them is to be more like them than they are, what’s the point?” And I responded: “Winning. Without which being less like they are is irrelevant. Moral victories don’t count.

The fact that the nominally democratic party is so elitist and controlling tells you a big part of the problem right there.

Of course learning from how the other side wins doesn’t mean you’re going to be as evil as they are. The Democratic Party is not run by a womanizing pathological liar and real-estate cheat. Bill Clinton retired. And it’s not like they didn’t learn from you. This election Republicans learned how to use early voting and mail-in balloting as opposed to acting like mail ballots were possessed by evil spirits.

I should have guessed that Nevada was a microcosm for the country. When early voting started I kept noting Jon Ralston’s blog on The Nevada Independent site, and he immediately noted that the rural counties north of Clark County/Las Vegas had a huge turnout for early voting and they were nearly all registered Republicans. Whereas Clark County normally has a Democratic “firewall” but it was very small compared to previous elections. Things picked up a little as it got closer to Election Day (and it looks like Senator Jacky Rosen and all Democratic House members got re-elected) but Nevada went for Trump because the early data was actually the trend.

Trump won with slightly less vote than he got in 2020, and he still won the popular vote because about 14 million people (at this week’s count) who voted Democrat in 2020 stayed home. Trump did not raise the “ceiling” on his support. Kamala Harris fell through it. And as Tom Powell Jr. on TikTok said, “when you don’t vote, this is the shit that happens.”

That should be the first lesson right there. Just as Trump picked up a lot of voters who you wouldn’t think would be the usual suspects for the Trump fan club, so too a lot of the people who didn’t vote this time and are not fans of Trump did vote for Biden the last time. The lesson is, you’re not representing those people. In the next four years, or however much time you still have left, you ought to go and search for those people in the neighborhoods you lost. Have your staffers “of color” talk to their own families, and their relatives, and friends and ask what issues they’re concerned about that they expect government to be able to fix. I don’t assume that gender-neutral addressing will be high on the list.

Secondly, as James Carville – a political strategist who won for you – is famous for saying, “It’s the economy, stupid.” Because clearly, even the horror stories about Project 2025 and the deaths of pregnant women in miscarriage because no one wanted to be accused of facilitating an abortion weren’t enough to deal with ridiculous inflation. Which HAS gotten under control now, but “under control” doesn’t mean prices have actually gone down. Knowing that you would be blamed, you should not have instituted inflationary policies in the first place. Or at least, not if you were going to let the guy who tried to seize control of the Capitol by force run free braying his stab-in-the-back mythology and using his fan club to bully the very Republicans he tried to kill to march in line behind him again. That’s another thing, you should have prosecuted Trump THE very day he quit being president and not fuck around for two years while he did all this. (Another Facebook friend pointed this out to me, and I agreed, and said, ‘that’s a great example of why we’re not like them, isn’t it?’)

The inflation issue brings up another relevant bit of advice: Act as if (even if it is statistically impossible) that all voters are dumber than a bag of rocks, only more opinionated. After all, the Republicans do, and look where they are. That does not mean being patronizing. That’s part of what got you where you are. It means, don’t just assume everyone knows the obvious, cause what’s obvious to you is not necessarily obvious to everyone else. Remember, a person can be smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

Part of this means finding out how people actually communicate these days. Milblogger Jake Broe pointed out that for-profit corporate media is dead. And apparently Republicans figured this out four years ago. It was good that Harris appeared on Fox News, 60 Minutes and “Call Her Daddy” but they should have gone more in the latter direction with those liberal-leaning podcasts that exist. Broe says one reason they didn’t is because if you go on some podcast for three hours, you run the risk of actual conversation, and that risks saying something stupid. But he says the American people are ready for this. Maybe so. Donald Trump says stupid shit all the time.

The recurring point in all this is: Meet people where they are. Learning from the enemy does not mean becoming more evil and stupid than they are, because that really would defeat the purpose of winning. It means, learning what they’re doing right and what you’re doing wrong. Specifically, finding out what voters want and presenting your agenda as being in line with their interests. Assuming, of course, that you know what your agenda is.

And this is all assuming that you’ll even get another fair shot at the White House. From what all the Trumpniks are saying, by 2028, I don’t think you will.

But hey, Democrats, there’s still all kinds of weirdo loner Republicans out there who want to assassinate Donald Trump, and nobody’s taking their guns away. So you’ve got that to look forward to.

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