What I Learned From Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer
You can never be too thin, too pretty or have too many weapons.
Having a teenage sister can be a real drag, especially when she didn’t exist three years ago.
There is no such thing as a happy ending. If you have a boyfriend, chances are he is a monster who can’t control his evil side (Angel, Oz, Spike) and he will have to leave. If you get a stable partner (Riley), chances are you will get bored and push him away, and he will get pissed off and join a black-ops unit in Central America. If you have a girlfriend, chances are she will get killed (Jenny, Tara). If you get a stable partner (Anya), chances are you will chicken out of marriage at the last minute, and she will get pissed off and (re)join the Vengeance Demons.